by agoodguy2havesuffolk, Virginia, USA
Oct 2010 558 Views 8 comments
Oh I swear
Heavens to Murgatroyd
Heavens to Betsy
a gentle expletive
I'll swear if you'll let me
Oh fudge
Oh fiddle
Oh darn
Oh gosh
'tis most satisfying
To swear with panache
Oh bother
Oh shucks
I'm annoyed at this thing
Oh WTF
I'll swear a whole string
of curses profane
to help keep me in sane
I'll cuss a short oath
or maybe do both
It'll make me feel better
to utter dissatisfaction
an' follow the letter
won't offer retraction
to swear might be blasphemy
just like a demon inside
and possibly the last of me
but I'll say it with pride
so when all's said 'n done
I'll breath a sigh of relief
and holster my verbal gun
having cussed a colorful motif
© agoodguy2have 2010-10-15
Heavens to Betsy
a gentle expletive
I'll swear if you'll let me
Oh fudge
Oh fiddle
Oh darn
Oh gosh
'tis most satisfying
To swear with panache
Oh bother
Oh shucks
I'm annoyed at this thing
Oh WTF
I'll swear a whole string
of curses profane
to help keep me in sane
I'll cuss a short oath
or maybe do both
It'll make me feel better
to utter dissatisfaction
an' follow the letter
won't offer retraction
to swear might be blasphemy
just like a demon inside
and possibly the last of me
but I'll say it with pride
so when all's said 'n done
I'll breath a sigh of relief
and holster my verbal gun
having cussed a colorful motif
© agoodguy2have 2010-10-15
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Posted: Oct 2010
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Comments (8)
Just wondering how you got 'hold of my parents' list (though, noticed a few missing). Glad you feel better - or, at the very least, in sane. So, you got to share your colorful motif with us; now, go get that soap!
Great poem, but a smile on my face!!!!!!!!!!!
Truly,
Ginger
Very cool! AGG2H
Oh yes!
thank the lord! I have poetry to curb my cussing hahaha!!
Loved it!
As you were then....rito!
SS
xx
Glad it was resurrected, missed it first time around....
Niah