~The 3 legged duck~

Triple egg size from where I'm born
The fastest three legged duck on the pond
In my wake you will see, how fast I can be
It's not what you think, oh did I see you wink.

What's on your mind you two legged duck
Some feathers outta place do ya mind if I pluck
Will I look better as a three legged duck
If the feathers from me you'd grab then ya pluck.

Your pluckin's now sittin 6 weeks overdue
Feathers are neat, some spots too few
I'm on three feet, you're just on two
You're sayin pluck me, I say pluck you.


~Bentlee~
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Posted: Aug 2009
About this poem:
:) ha i love it, cheers all.

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Comments (16)

QuietStormF
Well phluck you too.. lol cute one Bentlee....doh
Bentlee
Oh my felt good to get some humor out there, ah much better lol.
andrew149
HAHAHAHAHAHAhhh!!! Excellent!!
Bentlee
Lol yeah Andrew had a blast writin this:)
amahlala
Hahahaha! what a great morning laugh! thanksrolling on the floor laughing
Bentlee
Yeah gets the blood flowin in a good mornin laugh lol.
poetengineer
simpley it is sweet, new starnge beautiful idea as always , i know ur new ideas as long river make a circle around the earth with no end ,thanks for share
Bentlee
Khaled it's a funny for a friday for everyone:)
gypsyheart
Nice and with humour :) hug I like it Bentlee
Bentlee
A little levity for alot of people can go along way lol. Ty Gypsy:)
Bentlee
Ha say that real fast after a couple a beer to your friends, time for some laughter. lol :)
Happychatty1online today!
Lovely poem gave me a giggle :)
Willy3411
Good one Bentlee
LaceyQueen21
Hi Bentlee.. wave
Came across this funny write.. rolling on the floor laughing
A good chuckle was had! laugh
Thanks for sharing.. even though posted in 2009! Must have missed it when here last dunno
southmiami4321online today!
Bentlee you made me double laugh here, apart of the funny poem you reminded me of the an old comedy movie " One, two ,Three...Thanks for sharing SM: applause:
Bentlee
Joy, good to see you about, I wondered if you were ok. Ty for your words, hug
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