Give thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing
Now many a lady is confessing
They took their man for a ride
But no more can their secret hide
And now their situations are most interesting

Now that there is paternity testing
Too many persons are the butt of jesting
A nice picture this has paint
Our darling angel was no saint
Get rid of it some are suggesting

Thanks to Paternity testing
Though so many places he has been nesting
His claims that he was so hot
Only he fired blank shots
In other's offspring he had been vesting

She hates paternity testing
It has left her with a problem besetting
With the death of her poor dear mother
She has no way to know who really is her father
A claim too many men are contesting

Woe to paternity testing
It has made life so distressing
This child would not be a bother
She could say another is the father
If only so many men were not this test requesting