Women (the handbag theory)

It is universally known
(As a de facto theory)
That women judge a man
By his shoes.

(Or so they say) ; however;-
What would the reverse case be?

Are us men to make
Value judgements
About high stilettoes
Or a woman in moccasins?

No! I maintain it's her handbag
That shows her class
(Something elegant need not be expensive).

A tote bag
About the size
Between an A4 and A3
piece of paper.

If it is elegant
An imitation is OK,
(Provided it doesn't look like
A cheap knockoff).

Which of course would give
The game away.



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Posted: Sep 2017
About this poem:
* Just a bit of satire on superficiality

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lovecanbereal
Thank you Ummka, I would like to think the lady has clean boots also...grin
Ummka
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It is interesting to me that men think when sees such shoes on the woman?
Ummka
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the favorable woman, it will be always clean at homelaugh
lovecanbereal
I think I'd give that one the brush off..laugh
Ummka
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With these what to do?rolling on the floor laughing
K_Ann_70
Ummka,

Those shoes are scary! Interesting...but scary nonetheless! Lol! Thanks for sharing.
K_Ann_70
Good one, LCBR! If a woman doesn't carry a handbag, what does that say about her?
lovecanbereal
I'm not sure. Anyway, what type of person would want to get around in those "horse shoes" lol...weird....confused
Ummka
Hi K_Ann. Thanks for comments and attention. Yes it would be good if there would be a rule, good women carries beautiful bags, bad women carry terrible bags and shoes. It would be easier for us to choose friends.
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for you
Ummka
lovecanberea I think this type of women has to be it is similar to a mare.rolling on the floor laughing
lovecanbereal
I've known a few of those over the years...wow
Ummka
It is a pity that you had to know such women. The woman in any situation has to remain lovely, kind, and womanly.crying
lovecanbereal
Yes, indeed, Ummka, this is true...gift
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