Special offer on me. . .

I'm selling myself. .
its a special promotion
buy me for life,
no exchange policy
no defect. . programmable settings

check out my catalogue
comes in only one colour
upgraded to muscle man in 1 yr
only for a short time offer

call now. .
P. s. Batteries not included
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Posted: Apr 2013
About this poem:
try the salesman pitch
just roughly
not well thought out

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steve1223
Well let me see ... I have lots of gardening to do ... so much renovations ... I could use someone to do the menial tasks around here .........WHAT ... that's not what you meant confused ... ah you meant doh ... well handshake good luck




grin
cafetwo2010
I think I can help you out bro. First, you have to paint
your feet green. Women love green footed guys. A third
eye on your forehead is a real lady killer. But the ultimate sales grabber is when you kill a grizzly bear
with your bare hands and post it on U-tube. thumbs up
darkhorse555
put a hair piece in your ear keep saying you cant hear at least they come closer ha ha nice write good onethumbs upcheers
Poetnumber1
This is commical my friend,very good Danesh.
morgen90210
thanks M. M
just thought it would
banana
morgen90210
darkhorse are you sure?
should try. .
thanks handshake
morgen90210
Steve, I had not thought of it
that way. . interesting. . thanks grin yay
darkhorse555
ha ha it works for me
morgen90210
gee maybe I should try them
thanks
smmerwind
Lol ha ha harolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheering Morgen this is genius.

Love it lol lol
Thanks for making me laugh
Jyonnah
Oh my gosh, I laughed out loud at your poem and at all the funny comments, too. rolling on the floor laughing Great job, Morgen!! I love your sales approach! thumbs up cool teddybear
rapturecapture
Hi Morgen
conversing Enjoyed your poemlaugh
Very special indeed...
Thank you for sharing wave
cameal6
lol now thats a sales pitch lolrolling on the floor laughing
morgen90210
cameal credit cards not accepted
one week periodbanana
morgen90210
thank you Martina
glad you enjoyed itgrin
morgen90210
Jyonnah want a demonstration?
thanks banana grin
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