Her hair is like spun gold Hard, brittle and sparse A smile to launch a thousand ships And send them to the bottom Eyes bright like dead of night The corpses they run screaming Teeth of pure pearly white Well maybe they once were Now just black and rotten The skin on face, smooth and white On the cracks she used body filler Her ears so daintily long Almost touching her shoulders Nose so petite, sits right there Competition for Mt Fujiyama All in all such a beauteous sight And that's just above her shoulders Well shoulders so dainty Come on, you think I jest Compared to the hump she carries To call it a hump is to make light of it Would seem more like a small Mitsubishi And bosoms so fine, they're rather large They drag along the ground behind her It would be remiss of me Not to speak of this other This place so private it be But hell, I might as well You can certainly smell it coming This smells something between A huge rotting cesspool And the other I don't want to imagine So my advice to you my friend If you should see her coming Leave your honey toast behind And run like hell's hounds behind you
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Posted: Sep 2011
About this poem:
This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no
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