spel chak

OMG mi spel chak's brokan
wat M I noww tew doo
yat stil I rite thiss GD puem
tew git ma messige outt tew yew

I'l bi a dicktionary tew halp misalf
tew halp thes puem en tha teling
I'l spel bi loking upp thise wurds
fanding uot thi korrect speling

I kno I'l gat mi poant akross
sew U'll kno jas whut I'm saaeing
wyth miy own haand terning thi peges
I'l rite duwn wurds konveying

Xactly wat I meen sew yew'll
kno miy tru thughts annd hart
I'l empres weth thughts brright
An yew'll kno thun I yam smaart!

© agudguy2hev 2010-05-31
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Posted: May 2010
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gnj4u
Hi, agoodguy2have,
OMG, you gat yer poant akross. The power of the eye-brain partnership to tew git ma messige is simply amazing. Thanks for cherin'
Proudamerican100
I must of had to much to drink last night. back to bed with me to earlylaugh Thanks for sharingpeace
Earlgreytea
Aaaahhhh, Goodguy, what price does one put on humour? Thanks for making us smile, priceless!!! Loved it!
RobinsonCrusoe
Truly love this creativity. Very, very admirable and original. Reminds me a bit of Joyce in Finnegan's Wake, the disruption of regular language usage that is, but still its brilliant. You have absolutely nailed the vernacular. It sounds Scottish, but I wouldnt know for sure, but when I read it out loud, its like I am doing a good impersonation of some UK-based dialect. Wow! The sounds are great and the voice jumps off the page as does the humour. Absolutely love this. Very very good.
caroljoyce
Sew yew r beeing sillie 2 nahodoh
Pinkpoetress
GoodGuy,
This one is too funny. I love your sense of humor! LOL.
Dagosto
Delightful, my friend. I actually did. Laugh. Out. Loud.
optimisticme
yep, you got your point across! very smart! good gob...oops job!
jazzy75
lol...it's funny how much i depend on that little guy!! thanks for the gigantic laugh my friendrolling on the floor laughing
dreamwolf5264
who dat u talkin bout,i luv dis!!! u wreally rote a fhunny 1...dis is da bess laf i had all daye!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
i'm glad i'm old enough to escape the way young people talk these days!(A NEW LANGUAGE)
tomboygirl
hey you write like me!hehe!lips
fjamesj9701
I had a truck stolen once by two students and one of them left a notebook in it that contained a loveletter similar to this language.Was it you Goodguy?
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