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HAPPINESS Poem

HAPPINESSI desire a lady very mature, Not flashy, but rather demure. She should dress with reasonable taste, And be concerned about her weight. I'd like he...

studecar8018Jan 20133 hrs agoJan 2013
studecar
Whats Your Elf Name Look and see Poem

What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)...

Yankee4you8477Dec 20123 hrs agoDec 2017
Happychatty1
The Teacher Learneth Poem

The Teacher Learneth!Dont be optimistic, dont be glad, dont be happy, be bloody sad, try it for a day and see how it sucks you'll be glad to change back,,I bet a 100 bu...

optimisticme4434May 20103 hrs agoMay 2010
Earlgreytea
pink Poem

pink...Just having fun! Take care. Blessings, Pink....

pinksdejavu8554Feb 20163 hrs agoFeb 2016
galaxyzen
roadrunner Poem

roadrunnerroadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner...

Unknown5291Sep 20103 hrs agoSep 2010
SCatlyn
The end is nigh Poem

The end is nighSo, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes a...

optimisticme3970May 20103 hrs agoMay 2010
agoodguy2have
IRREPARABLE Poem

IRREPARABLESome things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17...

lookn2share5161Jul 20173 hrs agoJul 2017
lookn2share
Very silly poem number 3 Poem

Very silly poem, number 3Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xx...

jac3795082May 20103 hrs agoMay 2010
jac379
Dont Eat The Stew Poem

Don't Eat The Stew !!It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it....

Unknown3225Jan 20113 hrs agoMar 2011
Unknown
I look forward to seeing your message Poem

I look forward to seeing your message!Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical ex...

marikia1,2109Jan 20153 hrs agoJan 2015
marikia
Torn Between Two Poem

Torn Between Two:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change......

thesunandthesea65510Dec 20103 hrs agoDec 2010
thesunandthesea
Older questions Poem

Older questions!At twenty one and twenty five, you wonder who will be alive, at forty one and forty five, you just don't know who will thrive, at fifty one and sixty...

optimisticme1830Apr 20224 hrs ago
WINE Poem

WINEI wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun.......

Unknown6114Jan 20114 hrs agoJan 2011
boyshchrm6
The Purple Frog Makes a Move Part 2 Poem

The Purple Frog Makes a Move.. Part #2The Greenies, a name suggested to me by Andrew.lol. The Purple Frog..just a funny sounding title..making a story out of it..lol....

cafetwo20105582Jul 20114 hrs agoJul 2011
Unknown
Tiny In My Eyes Poem

"Tiny In My Eyes"This was a poem that I wrote with a self-inflicted time restriction... I had 10 minutes before a particular meeting started and I wanted to write a po...

swade77787315Mar 20124 hrs agoMar 2012
swade777
THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEIN Poem

THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEINI've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for man...

Dejavu4u6369Sep 20134 hrs agoSep 2013
Dejavu4u
Closeted Fears Within Poem

Closeted Fears WithinGotta get to bed earlier and throw out all those old immitation fur coats...lol....

boyshchrm661512Feb 20104 hrs agoNov 2011
Unknown
Blithering Idiot Poem

Blithering IdiotThat first mow job each spring it always happens when I just forget about that damn manual choke....

Yankee4you8648May 20114 hrs agoMay 2011
Unknown
Exequy Shindig Poem

Exequy ShindigThe day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca ~ Just a thought…. Cheers...

fjamesj970177918Jun 20144 hrs agoJun 2014
fjamesj9701

Crazy World Of Skin ColourSome dark-skinned people seek to lighten their skin colour By applying skin creams to make themselves fairer Most of those creams have some chemical...

socrates441,01610Dec 20134 hrs agoFeb 2014
socrates44
Richness of Writting Poem

~~~~Richness of Writting~~~~~I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting....

breathless222702Sep 20114 hrs agoSep 2011
breathless22
do NOT read this Poem

do NOT read thisok, despite an explicit direction you clicked for a closer inspection maybe to get a singular connection without invoking undo detection let thi...

agoodguy2have44110Jan 20114 hrs agoFeb 2011
Fellsman
Earn a degree in Maidenology Poem

Earn a degree in MaidenologyIs the weekend really over? lol....

cafetwo20106358Jul 20124 hrs agoJul 2012
cafetwo2010
WOLVES WOLVES WOLVES Poem

WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVESI always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course....

smallworlds6510Aug 20124 hrs agoAug 2012
morgen90210
studecar6064Apr 20124 hrs agoSep 2012
madtat29
Rorschach Poem

RorschachThey seem to think by looking at inkblots they can tell what is 'wrong' with a person...

steve12233610Aug 20134 hrs ago
Stuck in Snowville Poem

Stuck in SnowvilleJust askin'....geez!!!...

boyshchrm659322Feb 20115 hrs agoMar 2011
boyshchrm6
Ants Poem

AntsDo you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my s...

peachmelba65311Feb 20155 hrs agoMay 2015
godsprincess
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes Poem

New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!Tis just JimEee, the Wally!...

Unknown4481Dec 20125 hrs agoDec 2012
Unknown
the golfer Poem

the golferOne could sense the trepidation and the feel of wonderment in the voice the commentator upper class english gent a man stood tall with his stick...

Unknown2792Oct 20105 hrs agoOct 2010
Unknown
aspergus moon Poem

aspergus moondoctor roland/mysterious lorentz...

lorentz4776Aug 20115 hrs agoAug 2011
lorentz
WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGE Poem

WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGEJazzy's "Word of the Day Challenge"! Will be extremely happy if you make any sense of it....

marikia91314Oct 20115 hrs agoApr 2020
Unknown
Fun with Lumericks Poem

Fun with LumericksJust having fun with Limericks folks new to this....

southmiami43212646Mar 205 hrs agoApr 20
southmiami4321
smeared windshield Poem

smeared windshieldBug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams...

kickit2253111Aug 20115 hrs agoAug 2011
gnj4u
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME MR BOND Poem

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BONDJust tinkering...having an ODD 5 minutes...lol...xxx...

andrew14957818Apr 20115 hrs agoJun 2011
Redex
First and Last Meeting Poem

First and Last MeetingCan anyone relate to this?? Where do those socks go????...

boyshchrm643111Feb 20115 hrs agoFeb 2011
boyshchrm6
Gods Wonderful Railway Poem

God's Wonderful RailwayFor those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or...

Juneau6062Oct 20095 hrs agoOct 2009
trurorob
I INTENDED TO CALL Poem

I INTENDED TO CALLA friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write....

Unknown3523Nov 20115 hrs agoNov 2011
Unknown
eeerrrmmmm Poem

eeerrrmmmmRewind n come again With the thoughts to the pen Giving thanks without end Only Love I have to send Put ma muzik n set it as a trend These har...

Rikco113242May 20215 hrs agoJun 2021
Rikco11
Bus Plane Train and Automobile Poem

Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a...

steve12234154Sep 20116 hrs agoSep 2011
Unknown
bark Poem

barknog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit....

john_keats20212455Jul 20216 hrs agoJul 2021
salamuna
Cat Food Poem

Cat-FoodPhew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me......

Hekamaat92917Mar 20116 hrs agoMar 2011
Hekamaat

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