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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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HAPPINESSI desire a lady very mature, Not flashy, but rather demure. She should dress with reasonable taste, And be concerned about her weight. I'd like he... | studecar | 801 | 8 | Jan 2013 | 3 hrs ago | Jan 2013 studecar |
What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)... | Yankee4you | 847 | 7 | Dec 2012 | 3 hrs ago | Dec 2017 Happychatty1 |
The Teacher Learneth!Dont be optimistic, dont be glad, dont be happy, be bloody sad, try it for a day and see how it sucks you'll be glad to change back,,I bet a 100 bu... | optimisticme | 443 | 4 | May 2010 | 3 hrs ago | May 2010 Earlgreytea |
pink...Just having fun! Take care. Blessings, Pink.... | pinksdejavu | 855 | 4 | Feb 2016 | 3 hrs ago | Feb 2016 galaxyzen |
roadrunnerroadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner... | Unknown | 529 | 1 | Sep 2010 | 3 hrs ago | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
The end is nighSo, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes a... | optimisticme | 397 | 0 | May 2010 | 3 hrs ago | May 2010 agoodguy2have |
IRREPARABLESome things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17... | lookn2share | 516 | 1 | Jul 2017 | 3 hrs ago | Jul 2017 lookn2share |
Very silly poem, number 3Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xx... | jac379 | 508 | 2 | May 2010 | 3 hrs ago | May 2010 jac379 |
Don't Eat The Stew !!It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it.... | Unknown | 322 | 5 | Jan 2011 | 3 hrs ago | Mar 2011 Unknown |
I look forward to seeing your message!Guess, a chunk of luck has fallen on me from the sky while I am waiting for potentially hazardous Asteroid 2004 BL86 to pass the earth! A classical ex... | marikia | 1,210 | 9 | Jan 2015 | 3 hrs ago | Jan 2015 marikia |
Torn Between Two:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change...... | thesunandthesea | 655 | 10 | Dec 2010 | 3 hrs ago | Dec 2010 thesunandthesea |
Older questions!At twenty one and twenty five, you wonder who will be alive, at forty one and forty five, you just don't know who will thrive, at fifty one and sixty... | optimisticme | 183 | 0 | Apr 2022 | 4 hrs ago | |
WINEI wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun....... | Unknown | 611 | 4 | Jan 2011 | 4 hrs ago | Jan 2011 boyshchrm6 |
The Purple Frog Makes a Move.. Part #2The Greenies, a name suggested to me by Andrew.lol. The Purple Frog..just a funny sounding title..making a story out of it..lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 558 | 2 | Jul 2011 | 4 hrs ago | Jul 2011 Unknown |
"Tiny In My Eyes"This was a poem that I wrote with a self-inflicted time restriction... I had 10 minutes before a particular meeting started and I wanted to write a po... | swade777 | 873 | 15 | Mar 2012 | 4 hrs ago | Mar 2012 swade777 |
THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEINI've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for man... | Dejavu4u | 636 | 9 | Sep 2013 | 4 hrs ago | Sep 2013 Dejavu4u |
Closeted Fears WithinGotta get to bed earlier and throw out all those old immitation fur coats...lol.... | boyshchrm6 | 615 | 12 | Feb 2010 | 4 hrs ago | Nov 2011 Unknown |
Blithering IdiotThat first mow job each spring it always happens when I just forget about that damn manual choke.... | Yankee4you | 864 | 8 | May 2011 | 4 hrs ago | May 2011 Unknown |
Exequy ShindigThe day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca ~ Just a thought…. Cheers... | fjamesj9701 | 779 | 18 | Jun 2014 | 4 hrs ago | Jun 2014 fjamesj9701 |
Crazy World Of Skin ColourSome dark-skinned people seek to lighten their skin colour By applying skin creams to make themselves fairer Most of those creams have some chemical... | socrates44 | 1,016 | 10 | Dec 2013 | 4 hrs ago | Feb 2014 socrates44 |
~~~~Richness of Writting~~~~~I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting.... | breathless22 | 270 | 2 | Sep 2011 | 4 hrs ago | Sep 2011 breathless22 |
do NOT read thisok, despite an explicit direction you clicked for a closer inspection maybe to get a singular connection without invoking undo detection let thi... | agoodguy2have | 441 | 10 | Jan 2011 | 4 hrs ago | Feb 2011 Fellsman |
Earn a degree in MaidenologyIs the weekend really over? lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 635 | 8 | Jul 2012 | 4 hrs ago | Jul 2012 cafetwo2010 |
WOLVES, WOLVES, WOLVESI always found Werewolfs kinda sexy but dangerous of course.... | smallworlds | 651 | 0 | Aug 2012 | 4 hrs ago | Aug 2012 morgen90210 |
Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Serviceit's in the news !... | studecar | 606 | 4 | Apr 2012 | 4 hrs ago | Sep 2012 madtat29 |
RorschachThey seem to think by looking at inkblots they can tell what is 'wrong' with a person... | steve1223 | 361 | 0 | Aug 2013 | 4 hrs ago | |
Stuck in SnowvilleJust askin'....geez!!!... | boyshchrm6 | 593 | 22 | Feb 2011 | 5 hrs ago | Mar 2011 boyshchrm6 |
AntsDo you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my s... | peachmelba | 653 | 11 | Feb 2015 | 5 hrs ago | May 2015 godsprincess |
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!Tis just JimEee, the Wally!... | Unknown | 448 | 1 | Dec 2012 | 5 hrs ago | Dec 2012 Unknown |
the golferOne could sense the trepidation and the feel of wonderment in the voice the commentator upper class english gent a man stood tall with his stick... | Unknown | 279 | 2 | Oct 2010 | 5 hrs ago | Oct 2010 Unknown |
aspergus moondoctor roland/mysterious lorentz... | lorentz | 477 | 6 | Aug 2011 | 5 hrs ago | Aug 2011 lorentz |
WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGEJazzy's "Word of the Day Challenge"! Will be extremely happy if you make any sense of it.... | marikia | 913 | 14 | Oct 2011 | 5 hrs ago | Apr 2020 Unknown |
Fun with LumericksJust having fun with Limericks folks new to this.... | southmiami4321 | 264 | 6 | Mar 20 | 5 hrs ago | Apr 20 southmiami4321 |
smeared windshieldBug splatter can not see cause of the brain and bladder sun's rays making it a haze wipper washers having a blast broken wings crushed dreams... | kickit22 | 531 | 11 | Aug 2011 | 5 hrs ago | Aug 2011 gnj4u |
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BONDJust tinkering...having an ODD 5 minutes...lol...xxx... | andrew149 | 578 | 18 | Apr 2011 | 5 hrs ago | Jun 2011 Redex |
First and Last MeetingCan anyone relate to this?? Where do those socks go????... | boyshchrm6 | 431 | 11 | Feb 2011 | 5 hrs ago | Feb 2011 boyshchrm6 |
God's Wonderful RailwayFor those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or... | Juneau | 606 | 2 | Oct 2009 | 5 hrs ago | Oct 2009 trurorob |
I INTENDED TO CALLA friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.... | Unknown | 352 | 3 | Nov 2011 | 5 hrs ago | Nov 2011 Unknown |
eeerrrmmmmRewind n come again With the thoughts to the pen Giving thanks without end Only Love I have to send Put ma muzik n set it as a trend These har... | Rikco11 | 324 | 2 | May 2021 | 5 hrs ago | Jun 2021 Rikco11 |
Bus, Plane, Train and AutomobileHeading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a... | steve1223 | 415 | 4 | Sep 2011 | 6 hrs ago | Sep 2011 Unknown |
barknog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit.... | john_keats2021 | 245 | 5 | Jul 2021 | 6 hrs ago | Jul 2021 salamuna |
Cat-FoodPhew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me...... | Hekamaat | 929 | 17 | Mar 2011 | 6 hrs ago | Mar 2011 Hekamaat |
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