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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!Can I get a gesundheit?... | Unknown | 647 | 8 | Aug 2010 | Apr 30 | Aug 2010 agoodguy2have |
what title will i write todayHow do you write your poetry Do you put your title first Your title last What routine do you go to ,to think of that first title to make us cry or... | wayne34 | 417 | 1 | Feb 2013 | Apr 30 | Feb 2013 rapturecapture |
Fishing StoriesThought I would have a little fun. This is my daughter though and she did catch a HUGE fish while we were vacationing. Reminded me of many other tim... | CloudySky | 556 | 11 | Jul 2012 | Apr 30 | Jul 2012 Unknown |
SorrySorry the sky isn’t blue Sorry no hugs for you Sorry I lied Sorry had to hide Sorry you attacked me Sorry you slapped me Sorry you ran out... | Abby1963 | 610 | 9 | Jun 2019 | Apr 30 | Jun 2019 Abby1963 |
Bee in kitchen, save me...REWARDThere is the biggest bee in the world in my kitchen...they are about the only thing that frighten me........ | caroljoyce | 584 | 22 | Apr 2010 | Apr 30 | Mar 2011 niah9 |
April Fool's Dayyou all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today... | shadow1950 | 466 | 2 | Apr 2013 | Apr 30 | Apr 2013 shadow1950 |
For the lovely members of CS Pt.1'Fellsman, Andrew, Niah, Stillframe and Freedumb I will be doing another for you all soon :-)... | Divinitymagic | 786 | 14 | Feb 2011 | Apr 30 | Feb 2011 Divinitymagic |
Viewer discretion advisedI cracked the code!! Happy weekend guys!! Love ya..... | cafetwo2010 | 628 | 10 | Mar 2012 | Apr 30 | Mar 2012 Unknown |
Still CluelessTrue story... | Unknown | 433 | 7 | Jul 2010 | Apr 30 | Jul 2010 Unknown |
The Night Before ThanksgivingI was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was t... | HuggerMan4U | 402 | 3 | Oct 2012 | Apr 30 | Oct 2012 HuggerMan4U |
Ring of deathA little Saturday morning something..lol... | cafetwo2010 | 646 | 10 | Jun 2012 | Apr 30 | Jul 2012 cafetwo2010 |
Doctor jokesMerry Xmas, can't resist a few jokes... | Oceanzest | 428 | 3 | Dec 2018 | Apr 30 | Dec 2018 BeneathePines |
The Dating Site HustleNot too far from reality. :D... | Unknown | 496 | 10 | Mar 2010 | Apr 30 | Apr 2010 Davinadia |
dementia at it's bestthis was a joke that was sent around on an email i changed it around to make it an original but the basic plot is the joke.... | kickit22 | 458 | 1 | May 2011 | Apr 30 | May 2011 kickit22 |
The only DiamondThe only diamond in the world that no one knew it... | Unknown | 361 | 2 | Jan 2017 | Apr 30 | Jan 2017 Unknown |
Chrissy- Three's Company (Season 4:The Goodbye GuyLove that show, one of the funniest of all time!... | mcradloff | 3,800 | 3 | May 2011 | Apr 30 | Aug 2011 mcradloff |
i paid her to please me .. .not a serious one obviously. i was thinking of my coming of age, and obviously my first new car .. in my eyes the most beautiful little FIAT 128 in r... | virgosign | 907 | 7 | Oct 2009 | Apr 30 | May 2011 virgosign |
Pretty LadyI was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited... | HuggerMan4U | 404 | 0 | Sep 2011 | Apr 30 | |
Girl from NantucketWhy do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?... | gardenhackle | 400 | 6 | Jul 2010 | Apr 30 | Jul 2010 gardenhackle |
Mosquito CoastEast coast of Nicaragua and Honduras, named after Miskito Indians. Harrison Ford movie, not that I've seen it.... | Oceanzest | 264 | 3 | Apr 2021 | Apr 30 | Apr 2021 Oceanzest |
Two-thirtymusing on the day. What's your favourite time?... | Oceanzest | 283 | 4 | Nov 2021 | Apr 30 | Nov 2021 southmiami4321 |
Masks and the officeMasks may introduce a new dynamic into the office haha... | Oceanzest | 342 | 2 | Aug 2020 | Apr 30 | Aug 2020 godsprincess |
IMMORTALIYJust trying to develope on a thought that occurred to me... | Unknown | 282 | 1 | Jun 2012 | Apr 30 | Aug 2012 Unknown |
Misson's visionReading about pirates, oh arrr... | Oceanzest | 295 | 6 | Jan 2022 | Apr 30 | Feb 2022 Yankee4you |
Dreaming??Just having some fun... | steve1223 | 830 | 4 | Jul 2011 | Apr 30 | Sep 2011 Poetnumber1 |
i love youi was just doodling and mixing words and after half hour or so came up with this poem... | funfairontour1 | 259 | 2 | Nov 2012 | Apr 29 | Nov 2012 Fellsman |
~My Ole Car~Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car.... | Unknown | 639 | 6 | Aug 2010 | Apr 29 | Aug 2010 Unknown |
Of Poetry in the "First Person"."I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"... | lovecanbereal | 1,140 | 3 | Apr 2016 | Apr 29 | Apr 2016 lovecanbereal |
All In the findingThis is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.... | Unknown | 278 | 1 | Dec 2009 | Apr 29 | Dec 2009 jazzy75 |
OlderLast one for today - maybe one or two more tomorrow - never mind, I'll run out soon :oP... | AndyE | 367 | 3 | Jan 2012 | Apr 29 | Feb 2012 AndyE |
a limerick dreamyeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.... | agoodguy2have | 342 | 6 | May 2010 | Apr 29 | May 2010 Pinkpoetress |
Look past meSomething I wrote through boredom this evening.... | AndyE | 339 | 2 | Feb 2012 | Apr 29 | Feb 2012 niah9 |
The Death Of Old McGeeJust some old-fashioned rhyming.... | gsmonks | 341 | 2 | Jul 2011 | Apr 29 | Jul 2011 jazzy75 |
Are You Smarter Than a Highschool Dropout?Parody of one of my favorite show songs, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think it would be funny to have a show with high school dropouts as t... | mcradloff | 721 | 10 | Feb 2013 | Apr 29 | Mar 2013 mcradloff |
hmmmm..found it funny... | Unknown | 196 | 1 | Oct 2014 | Apr 29 | Oct 2014 Unknown |
'Two Spinisters'We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are... | Unknown | 317 | 2 | Mar 2010 | Apr 29 | Mar 2010 hedistuff |
Running the showPeople in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates... | ironman | 378 | 0 | Jun 2010 | Apr 29 | Jun 2010 agoodguy2have |
Excessive Love (Macduff's' Schmaltzy Challenge)Having a go at this was fun......... | Yankee4you | 952 | 12 | Apr 2012 | Apr 29 | Apr 2012 Ahyra |
Surrender (To John)I Most humbly do beg your pardon That I have caused your heart to harden I am no man youth or lout I do not have large muscles or clout For I... | caroljoyce | 571 | 13 | Apr 2010 | Apr 29 | Oct 2010 MaybBaby |
Just horribleya it is just so horrible walking in your sleep.... | kickit22 | 436 | 7 | May 2011 | Apr 29 | May 2011 cafetwo2010 |
Belle caught the clapper sometimes love rings, sometimes it clangs... | agoodguy2have | 291 | 3 | Mar 2011 | Apr 29 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Well, this is how it is!So the Russians are on our shore, monstrous entity too big to IGNORE, and we will float out with our toys, pretend we are bigger, lies, we are just... | optimisticme | 237 | 0 | Jan 2022 | Apr 29 |
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