I was laying in bed dreaming last night while
A shrewdness of apes walked across my bed
Stop I yelled you can't do that
But not one would stop and listen

A troop of baboons followed a herd of bison
While a drove of bullocks stood by
A wake of buzzards flew overhead
And a quiver of cobras slithered by

This is too much, I can't take more
I shouted again and again
A herd of elephants drowned me out
As the gaggle of geese waddled by

My bed was a mess as you can imagine
Made worse by a band of gorillas
They stepped on the eggs from a brood of hens
And stirred up a nest of hornets

A pride of lions roared so load
They scared the herd of moose
The covey of partridges flew away
And last to leave was the herd of seals

What a mess left behind
The stench was most unbearable
If I should wake and it was true
I'll need help this time tomorrow