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mr bee Poem

mr beeHa bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask t...

falling_satelite4612Jul 2015May 4Jul 2015
raphael119
Driving Error Poem

Driving ErrorDriving Instructor: “why do you keep coming back Dave?” David: “I want to pass”. Driving Instructor: “you won’t pass unless you take the goddam...

DK10012470Jun 2020May 4
chocoholic SGs challenge Poem

chocoholic ........SG's challengeroast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury'...

Nuwahri615483Jul 2013May 4Jul 2013
soulgoddess
Unknown4035Jan 2011May 4Jan 2011
Unknown
Robin Williams Easter Poem

Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did....

mcradloff1,3420Apr 2011May 4
irish words Poem

irish wordsI've been asked to write about Ireland, well, what can I say?, it's wonderful, filled with beauty and charm, tis true, we've got Guinness and somethin...

optimisticme2521Feb 2022May 4Feb 2022
Oceanzest
THAT BOOK YOU STOLE Poem

THAT BOOK YOU STOLEFound in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown....

rusticbink8002Apr 2015May 4Apr 2017
rusticbink
Tantalizing Taste of a Frog Poem

Tantalizing Taste of a Frog<------ Have you seen this frog?? Can't blame a girl for advertising. Maybe shouldn't with this poem. Oh well what is it they say...

Happygolucky4u83719Aug 2011May 4Nov 2011
boyshchrm6
Monkey Gong Poem

Monkey GongBreathing in than breathing faster, A perfect disaster this life of mine. I need a drink while I'm still here waiting, For this to all to be over a...

fjamesj97011,11724Jul 2010May 4Apr 2013
fjamesj9701
Clouded thinking Poem

Clouded thinkingjust thoughts !!...

Unknown2011Dec 2010May 4Dec 2010
agoodguy2have
They egged my car Poem

They egged my car...Ain't apartment living grand?...

Unknown3363Jun 2010May 4Jun 2010
jazzy75
Joe Poem

JoeWhat good are all your millions Joe, if you have to pee and you can’t go!...

sensualsinger2500Feb 2022May 4
clinically dysfunctional Poem

clinically dysfunctionalIs what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing abo...

cherryreggae97820May 2013May 4May 2013
cherryreggae
A drunkards poem

A drunkards poemROs eS aRe rrED AN D veeletts ;¿ R bLoW P e GG y arE purdey.(» ANd Sew R Su e...to for 2 b e Sue U 2 . IS A BJump Into blu...

cafetwo201075117Mar 2014May 4Feb 2017
cafetwo2010
Halloween Downloads Poem

Halloween DownloadsIn the Spirit (haha) of Halloween....

boyshchrm65131Oct 2011May 4Oct 2011
Unknown
Cake Poem

Cake!Yeah, it is rather flattish. That's because I don't own an eight inch cake pan. Used a ten inch skillet, hillbilly style! :D...

Unknown1,19823Nov 2010May 4Nov 2010
Unknown
wrapped in a riddle Poem

wrapped in a riddleboredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)...

hedistuff6183Oct 2012May 4Oct 2012
gnj4u
a bit stern though moments Poem

a bit stern....though, momentsI most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share....

hedistuff6308Nov 2012May 4Nov 2012
orientalkoru
billy done run wild Poem

billy done run wildsoomebody stop me......

hedistuff5526Dec 2012May 4Dec 2012
Ladybee42
dancing with doctor dee Poem

dancing with doctor deetomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought.......

hedistuff5112Sep 2011May 4Sep 2011
Pinkpoetress
ism isms no poetry Poem

ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m...

hedistuff6005Jul 2010May 4Jul 2010
agoodguy2have
SMUGJOY Poem

SMUGJOYClose to dawn well before the first slivers of sun you already foresaw with a shiver of glee what a wonderful day it was going to be...

utterlytruthfull2490Jan 2022May 4
Dont Eat The Stew Poem

Don't Eat The Stew !!It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it....

Unknown3215Jan 2011May 4Mar 2011
Unknown
Wonders of the World Poem

Wonders of the WorldJust a little something to give a smile....

Unknown1932Jan 2010May 4Jan 2010
jazzy75
There was a young lady Poem

There was a young lady.......Oh Dear!......ho hum....lol.....xxx...

andrew1494125Jan 2011May 4Jan 2011
boyshchrm6
Fruit and Vegetable Poem

Fruit and VegetableThere was a writing contest at The Bardroom, Budapest, on the theme 'fruits and vegetables.' This is my entry, slightly revised. (It is supposed to...

wisemandy5693Nov 2011May 4Nov 2011
Unknown
Haiku Confetti Summer Day Poem

Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes...

gardenhackle4000Aug 2010May 4
But it was fun while it lasted Poem

But it was fun while it lasted!And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends,...

optimisticme2280Apr 2022May 4
Spelling mistake Poem

Spelling mistakeJust a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also....

FaizReman3906Dec 2014May 4Dec 2014
FaizReman
Lockless and the Delilah maidens Poem

Lockless and the Delilah maidensSeventy maidens from CS castle broke through enemy lines They slew the guards of the sleeping monarch.. They took the kings spoils with all his...

cafetwo201074312Sep 2014May 4Sep 2014
cafetwo2010
Date Dip Poem

Date . DipThis weeks personals: Good luck ladies!...

cafetwo201069312Mar 2012May 4Apr 2012
simpleME32
Frankensteins Diary Poem

Frankenstein's DiaryI always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein....

mcradloff7777Oct 2012May 4Oct 2012
mcradloff
In vain Poem

In vainI admit I am no good at limericks, but it doesn't mean I surrender....

marikia5803Jan 2011May 4Jan 2011
agoodguy2have
think twice Poem

think twiceI tried, no I didn't I wanted to, but I didn't I realized then I opened my eyes was gonna sing but the windows broke before I could yell out that...

kickit225577Aug 2011May 4Mar 2023
Unknown
I CANT REMEMBER author unknown Poem

I CAN'T REMEMBER -- author unknownI'm 70years old, I read this poem for the first time when I was about 8, my mother had got it from a friend at work....

Don_Fred4362Apr 2019May 4Apr 2019
EXRED
To Mum Poem

To MumThis was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as lon...

Katfight4503Jun 2009May 4Oct 2009
boyshchrm6
Hold up Poem

Hold upJust having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D...

Didi72882Jan 2023May 4Jan 2023
Didi7
a walk in the bush Poem

a walk in the bushAs i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight i...

Unknown4351Jun 2014May 4Jun 2014
Unknown
Humorous Sonnet Poem

Humorous SonnetYou wish for me to write a sonnet Words of love dripping from the page But then you come and insult my bonnet Did you not think that would result i...

steve12232,1945Oct 2012May 4Oct 2012
adjhe
Shadow challenge Poem

Shadow /challenge/Did I get away with something or what? Lol....

cafetwo20105293May 2013May 4May 2013
cafetwo2010
creation haiku Poem

creation haikuepisode amour population explosion a slap and a cry...

hedistuff5227Jul 2011May 4Jul 2011
Ladybee42
Mrspade6607Oct 2014May 4Oct 2014
avias

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