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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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mr beeHa bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask t... | falling_satelite | 461 | 2 | Jul 2015 | May 4 | Jul 2015 raphael119 |
Driving ErrorDriving Instructor: “why do you keep coming back Dave?” David: “I want to pass”. Driving Instructor: “you won’t pass unless you take the goddam... | DK1001 | 247 | 0 | Jun 2020 | May 4 | |
chocoholic ........SG's challengeroast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury'... | Nuwahri61 | 548 | 3 | Jul 2013 | May 4 | Jul 2013 soulgoddess |
Unknown | 403 | 5 | Jan 2011 | May 4 | Jan 2011 Unknown | |
Robin Williams/EasterThis is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did.... | mcradloff | 1,342 | 0 | Apr 2011 | May 4 | |
irish wordsI've been asked to write about Ireland, well, what can I say?, it's wonderful, filled with beauty and charm, tis true, we've got Guinness and somethin... | optimisticme | 252 | 1 | Feb 2022 | May 4 | Feb 2022 Oceanzest |
THAT BOOK YOU STOLEFound in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown.... | rusticbink | 800 | 2 | Apr 2015 | May 4 | Apr 2017 rusticbink |
Tantalizing Taste of a Frog<------ Have you seen this frog?? Can't blame a girl for advertising. Maybe shouldn't with this poem. Oh well what is it they say... | Happygolucky4u | 837 | 19 | Aug 2011 | May 4 | Nov 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Monkey GongBreathing in than breathing faster, A perfect disaster this life of mine. I need a drink while I'm still here waiting, For this to all to be over a... | fjamesj9701 | 1,117 | 24 | Jul 2010 | May 4 | Apr 2013 fjamesj9701 |
Clouded thinkingjust thoughts !!... | Unknown | 201 | 1 | Dec 2010 | May 4 | Dec 2010 agoodguy2have |
They egged my car...Ain't apartment living grand?... | Unknown | 336 | 3 | Jun 2010 | May 4 | Jun 2010 jazzy75 |
JoeWhat good are all your millions Joe, if you have to pee and you can’t go!... | sensualsinger | 250 | 0 | Feb 2022 | May 4 | |
clinically dysfunctionalIs what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing abo... | cherryreggae | 978 | 20 | May 2013 | May 4 | May 2013 cherryreggae |
A drunkards poemROs eS aRe rrED AN D veeletts ;¿ R bLoW P e GG y arE purdey.(» ANd Sew R Su e...to for 2 b e Sue U 2 . IS A BJump Into blu... | cafetwo2010 | 751 | 17 | Mar 2014 | May 4 | Feb 2017 cafetwo2010 |
Halloween DownloadsIn the Spirit (haha) of Halloween.... | boyshchrm6 | 513 | 1 | Oct 2011 | May 4 | Oct 2011 Unknown |
Cake!Yeah, it is rather flattish. That's because I don't own an eight inch cake pan. Used a ten inch skillet, hillbilly style! :D... | Unknown | 1,198 | 23 | Nov 2010 | May 4 | Nov 2010 Unknown |
wrapped in a riddleboredom...looking for some acrostic input (and I do apologize)... | hedistuff | 618 | 3 | Oct 2012 | May 4 | Oct 2012 gnj4u |
a bit stern....though, momentsI most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share.... | hedistuff | 630 | 8 | Nov 2012 | May 4 | Nov 2012 orientalkoru |
billy done run wildsoomebody stop me...... | hedistuff | 552 | 6 | Dec 2012 | May 4 | Dec 2012 Ladybee42 |
dancing with doctor deetomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought....... | hedistuff | 511 | 2 | Sep 2011 | May 4 | Sep 2011 Pinkpoetress |
ism isms...no poetryI'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from m... | hedistuff | 600 | 5 | Jul 2010 | May 4 | Jul 2010 agoodguy2have |
SMUGJOYClose to dawn well before the first slivers of sun you already foresaw with a shiver of glee what a wonderful day it was going to be... | utterlytruthfull | 249 | 0 | Jan 2022 | May 4 | |
Don't Eat The Stew !!It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it.... | Unknown | 321 | 5 | Jan 2011 | May 4 | Mar 2011 Unknown |
Wonders of the WorldJust a little something to give a smile.... | Unknown | 193 | 2 | Jan 2010 | May 4 | Jan 2010 jazzy75 |
There was a young lady.......Oh Dear!......ho hum....lol.....xxx... | andrew149 | 412 | 5 | Jan 2011 | May 4 | Jan 2011 boyshchrm6 |
Fruit and VegetableThere was a writing contest at The Bardroom, Budapest, on the theme 'fruits and vegetables.' This is my entry, slightly revised. (It is supposed to... | wisemandy | 569 | 3 | Nov 2011 | May 4 | Nov 2011 Unknown |
Haiku Confetti Summer DaySwords of wit slicing Haiku confetti summer Settling bits and bytes... | gardenhackle | 400 | 0 | Aug 2010 | May 4 | |
But it was fun while it lasted!And tomorrow will be, oh yes, with or without you or me, its strange to see, such continuity, but that is the way, come what may, when playtime ends,... | optimisticme | 228 | 0 | Apr 2022 | May 4 | |
Spelling mistakeJust a small poem only to show spelling mistake can make a word different meaning like a small mistake can change our life also.... | FaizReman | 390 | 6 | Dec 2014 | May 4 | Dec 2014 FaizReman |
Lockless and the Delilah maidensSeventy maidens from CS castle broke through enemy lines They slew the guards of the sleeping monarch.. They took the kings spoils with all his... | cafetwo2010 | 743 | 12 | Sep 2014 | May 4 | Sep 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Date . DipThis weeks personals: Good luck ladies!... | cafetwo2010 | 693 | 12 | Mar 2012 | May 4 | Apr 2012 simpleME32 |
Frankenstein's DiaryI always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein.... | mcradloff | 777 | 7 | Oct 2012 | May 4 | Oct 2012 mcradloff |
In vainI admit I am no good at limericks, but it doesn't mean I surrender.... | marikia | 580 | 3 | Jan 2011 | May 4 | Jan 2011 agoodguy2have |
think twiceI tried, no I didn't I wanted to, but I didn't I realized then I opened my eyes was gonna sing but the windows broke before I could yell out that... | kickit22 | 557 | 7 | Aug 2011 | May 4 | Mar 2023 Unknown |
I CAN'T REMEMBER -- author unknownI'm 70years old, I read this poem for the first time when I was about 8, my mother had got it from a friend at work.... | Don_Fred | 436 | 2 | Apr 2019 | May 4 | Apr 2019 EXRED |
To MumThis was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as lon... | Katfight | 450 | 3 | Jun 2009 | May 4 | Oct 2009 boyshchrm6 |
Hold upJust having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D... | Didi7 | 288 | 2 | Jan 2023 | May 4 | Jan 2023 Didi7 |
a walk in the bushAs i walk through the bush with the wind blowing my hair. I looked up an saw birds sailing through the air Then one dove down an i did leap straight i... | Unknown | 435 | 1 | Jun 2014 | May 4 | Jun 2014 Unknown |
Humorous SonnetYou wish for me to write a sonnet Words of love dripping from the page But then you come and insult my bonnet Did you not think that would result i... | steve1223 | 2,194 | 5 | Oct 2012 | May 4 | Oct 2012 adjhe |
Shadow /challenge/Did I get away with something or what? Lol.... | cafetwo2010 | 529 | 3 | May 2013 | May 4 | May 2013 cafetwo2010 |
creation haikuepisode amour population explosion a slap and a cry... | hedistuff | 522 | 7 | Jul 2011 | May 4 | Jul 2011 Ladybee42 |
World shortest poem for influencing to ladies.That's soo romantic poem.... | Mrspade | 660 | 7 | Oct 2014 | May 4 | Oct 2014 avias |
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