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Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Viewed | Last Comment |
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THE HOW and WHY of ELEPHANTS.....lolLa la la la la.........What more can I say?....LOL.....Andrew xxx... | andrew149 | 490 | 10 | Jul 2011 | 22 hrs ago | Jul 2011 andrew149 |
Phonaesthetically speakingPhonaesthetically speaking its like 123 Like William once told us, its like A B C So write your mystical thoughts And clever words that rhyme Bu... | Unknown | 245 | 2 | Jan 2022 | 22 hrs ago | Jan 2022 Unknown |
Next Stop.Travelling on the (Luas). Our electric trams.... | 2725dl | 580 | 0 | Jun 2013 | 22 hrs ago | |
The Demon in the KitchenAny one for breakfast?... | cambuff | 319 | 2 | Aug 2010 | 22 hrs ago | Aug 2010 cambuff |
Justin BieberA parody of Justin Bieber's Baby. Just having fun with his recent arrest.... | mcradloff | 567 | 8 | Jan 2014 | 22 hrs ago | Jan 2014 mcradloff |
Your Snapped!Twitter in the 1700's oops I lost a country!... | sophiasummer | 358 | 0 | Mar 2013 | 22 hrs ago | |
Spring MixInspired by spring... | yaspark | 1,136 | 13 | Apr 2019 | 22 hrs ago | Apr 2019 yaspark |
Merry ChristmasThis sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives... | steve1223 | 423 | 2 | Dec 2011 | 22 hrs ago | Dec 2011 Maxeen_1 |
A YarnBeware of people on this site who are from Anywhere? Makes you wonder........... | andifree | 402 | 4 | Feb 2010 | 23 hrs ago | Feb 2010 Unknown |
Food for thoughtDo you smile and wonder..? Wash the dishes till they shine Oh how good you'd go with cherries Oh and maybe some blueberries and a nice glass of y... | Unknown | 187 | 2 | Sep 2014 | 23 hrs ago | Sep 2014 Unknown |
I Am The BestI wrote this poem because I was bored... | CRIPPLED_LOVER | 300 | 0 | Aug 2014 | 23 hrs ago | |
The RowFreezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops ang... | caroljoyce | 444 | 8 | May 2010 | 23 hrs ago | May 2010 caroljoyce |
can I be your Sun and Sea (thesunandthesea)me as thesunandthesea hope i made you proud.... | kickit22 | 451 | 9 | Jun 2011 | 23 hrs ago | Jun 2011 Macduff5 |
do NOT read thisok, despite an explicit direction you clicked for a closer inspection maybe to get a singular connection without invoking undo detection let thi... | agoodguy2have | 439 | 10 | Jan 2011 | 23 hrs ago | Feb 2011 Fellsman |
Good GirlIt is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi... | Unknown | 327 | 0 | Sep 2009 | 23 hrs ago | |
The Squirebit of fun... | shadow1950 | 463 | 7 | Apr 2013 | 23 hrs ago | Apr 2013 Poetnumber1 |
Training team oh we did have a screamI was thinking back to my army days... | Unknown | 211 | 0 | Nov 2012 | 24 hrs ago | |
Do the chicken dance. . . EpisodeIIAt that moment the Quasar officer passed by, He made a U-turn and stop at The Dark man, What's in cosmic blazes going on here Son? The Dark man smi... | morgen90210 | 449 | 4 | Aug 2013 | 24 hrs ago | Aug 2013 morgen90210 |
Sometning RrealGreetings professor how goes it? Like every thing it just goes on How it is all the same and no fun In the midst of life we are undone Robots in... | branksome | 334 | 0 | Sep 2014 | 24 hrs ago | |
Feel Free To Outrave MeIf you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... t... | steve1223 | 462 | 6 | Dec 2011 | 24 hrs ago | Dec 2011 steve1223 |
When Cupid gets Drunk* Luckily, he missed! (I had fun writing this)..... | lovecanbereal | 485 | 4 | Sep 2022 | 24 hrs ago | Oct 2022 lovecanbereal |
Full Moon (Epilogue)Hello Dear, will be home soon. Please make something for dinner as I have not been able to stop to eat and am now famished. Love....Wolfgang... | steve1223 | 405 | 1 | Jul 2011 | 24 hrs ago | Jul 2011 Unknown |
my four dogs and me...a childs mindwe all ran out the basement door my four dogs and me down a winding trail seeking all there was to be children's squeals in the distance our... | hedistuff | 721 | 1 | Dec 2013 | 24 hrs ago | Dec 2013 darkhorse555 |
GreenfingersYears and years ago I nearly got eaten alive by someone when I stood on his Golf-Course-quality lawn where each and every bit of grass was exactly one... | Hekamaat | 473 | 4 | Feb 2011 | May 7 | Feb 2011 Hekamaat |
breaking pointwell i thought it was funny.lol.... | kickit22 | 559 | 18 | Jun 2011 | May 7 | Jun 2011 kickit22 |
The Rabbit and The MoleHipperity hipperity hop bunny so full he could pop squeezes down his hole bumping into mole who gave his ear a sound wop... | shadow1950 | 404 | 5 | Jan 2014 | May 7 | Jan 2014 trurorob |
Kato Had Some PlaydoughKato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink pan... | EyeLook4U | 388 | 0 | Mar 2017 | May 7 | |
Thomas Hardy, And I am A Simple PoetThomas Hardy, And I am A Simple Poet I have read Thomas Hardy though only just the once for fear that his style my style it would ensconse. His... | sonofadam | 446 | 0 | Jul 2009 | May 7 | |
My Abc'sAppreciate an antidote with just a little attitude Beginning with blessed bandages Causing caring courage Doing delightful donations Exited even e... | coolcat1974 | 310 | 0 | Apr 2012 | May 7 | |
Two many mirrorsToo many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.... | boyshchrm6 | 453 | 8 | Sep 2009 | May 7 | Sep 2009 boyshchrm6 |
Four Pigs In A Row(While waiting at the hospital to see my specialist I watched a police brass band [consisting of four trombones] playing in the foyer. Listening to th... | steve1223 | 393 | 1 | Dec 2013 | May 7 | Dec 2013 mimzy333 |
Star Universejust having fun in free verse... | morgen90210 | 587 | 11 | Aug 2013 | May 7 | Aug 2013 morgen90210 |
The Wish ListI sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to ma... | Unknown | 309 | 2 | Feb 2010 | May 7 | Feb 2010 Unknown |
Heartfelt?So, the apples didn't grow this year?,Does it matter anyway, lose the fear, you can never ever stay here, the apples will reappear, when you are gone,... | optimisticme | 257 | 2 | Feb 2022 | May 7 | Feb 2022 Abby1963 |
Unlucky MeWe have had several poetry challenges recently. How about one on humour? I do not like to think of it as a challenge. I prefer to think of it as shari... | socrates44 | 830 | 5 | Dec 2013 | May 7 | Dec 2013 socrates44 |
mike tyson limericki hope this is right iv looking limericks etc up all day if its not i am sorry... | Unknown | 612 | 13 | Jan 2011 | May 7 | Jan 2011 Unknown |
The Hair Cutjust a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers... | Juneau | 763 | 9 | Jul 2010 | May 7 | Jul 2010 jazzy75 |
Faking it.Looks better now! Thanks Bill (otherwise known as Fellman)... | Unknown | 479 | 12 | Feb 2011 | May 7 | Feb 2011 Unknown |
MAXILLAE THE SKELETON~COMPLMENTORYPOETRY Maxillae the Skeleton was looking for a date Being... | UniqueCrystal | 295 | 0 | Sep 2014 | May 7 | |
Me love you long timeHelllow: Dude here..? Looking for a female with ruby lips to kiss on my face in the park.. Must go to the park and visit the big yellow duck.. I... | cafetwo2010 | 716 | 9 | Oct 2013 | May 7 | May 2014 SCatlyn |
roadrunnerroadrunner beep beep wiley cunning pesky dog gone it, he strikes again roadrunner... | Unknown | 528 | 1 | Sep 2010 | May 7 | Sep 2010 SCatlyn |
RhymeHow do you make a rhyme, take a word and play with it for a time Place it in your head, like the colours purple or red Purples not blue but a large... | Unknown | 260 | 3 | Nov 2012 | May 7 | Nov 2012 Ladybee42 |
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