6months to live

bloody nose cold feet
can not breathe burning up
laying down for a week
have a temperature of 103
called the doctor
I'm going in
took some blood going home
48 hours the phone rings
come on in your results are back
have a seat got some news
what is it do I have
doctor says you have
6 months to live
cold stare in disbelief
how can this be
what is it do I have
is it cancer how bout chemo
doctor shakes his head
no it is not cancer
do I have aids did I get
it from that b*tch
doctor shakes his head
no it is not aids
I do love you your not a b*tch
please forgive me
you will be free I only
have six months to live
what is it do I have doctor
please do tell
you have just a flu
why is it do I have
six months to live
you have a bill
the doctor says
if it is not paid
you will have a
bullet in your head
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted: Sep 2011
About this poem:
oh come on now I can see doctors using this as a scare tactic to get there patience to pay as the economy gets worse

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swade777
Even the doctor's aren't safe to go see anymore!!! Yikes!! Please remind me to stay well and healthy!! doh
Ayhra
Good point, funny poem. Thanks for that laugh kickit applause
cafetwo2010
Very funny kick..grin I sometimes become a bit concerned myself about doctors fees. I'm especially concerned about how my doctor will react when he finds out I've been paying him with that Monopoly Game money..help
Macduff5
Hi Kickit,

Loved you poem...very funny...it really had me going but knowing you I was half expecting a quirky punchline and you didn't disappoint. grin cheers
Poetnumber1
laughnice one kickit cheers
jeddah12
dang it,,kickit,..you made my heart pump so fast i couldnt breath,,till i read the ending,,geeeezzz...

now you made me scared to visit a doc.grin

you always have a good twist of your poem witty manthumbs up

fantastic brilliant write always my dearwine
Billiegirl
Your good at cheering people up
dont stop your wit is refreshing
you are always a good read
rolling on the floor laughing

teddybear

Love
Pinkpoetress
Kickit,
I LOL Great poem. I enjoyed it very much, although at first I was concerned. bouquet
SUMMIT09
OK YOU HAD ME FOOLED.kiss kiss
kickit22
thank you all for your wonderful comments. cheers. cheers cheers

kickit.
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