What's Your Elf Name? (Look and see!!! :))
Little Holiday Fun... (This was taken from an untitled web source)
new 1 step program
guranteed if ya paid for every step you walk you wouldn't be going to the bars or casinos or even the fridgerater as much. there for in one step all these addictions are cured.
Not quite sure
Not quite sure Two beers needed to loosen the tongue Relax a bit to have some fun Rid the inhabitation that holds you back Gain the confidence that most do lack Is it shame or shyness that hides the soul? Never mind the paranoid thoughts th
koan zen
zazen hours over the invisible ocean..
Drink me
I do write quite a few funny ones too
brief affair
thanks John
creation haiku
episode amour population explosion a slap and a cry
The Secret To A Happy Life
#4 Just a bit of good advice from an old hand. Take or leave it.
Do the Bogeyman. . . . .(Episode I, Mark trilogy)
The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodyguard of a thousand blades! He came to tame and conquer the carrions, Blood sucking humanoids of t
The Lawyer...
Come question me and try to see in whom I've questioned you to be For who but I can see but me In answer of question what might you be But you who question what right have I Need only to judge the reason why If you did this crime f
'The Girlfriend'
Oh, I guess that I just wanted to write something whimsical and funny. Hope it can make someone laugh! :)
'The Escape'
Why I penned this one, I don't really know. Just feeling crazy and watching a fly 'buzzin' around the house trying to get out I guess. :)
asleep i grew
When newly born i was only small and i never knew inside i grew i grew asleep i grew at rest in my little playpen happy there on top of my head there grew hair down through the years up i grew one day i would catch up even you in a wor
"TAP TAP"
just a view.......lol! Sophia
The Postman always calls twice!!
I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.
Adam and Eve Retold
I've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by Sam Kinison. Both are hilarious retellings.
Ying Yang
Written purely for the fun of it.
If Only I Was A Poet
#5 Just something that leaked out my pen and formed before I could count to ten
while we are at it
coupla bear jokes..
I can no longer write.
SORRY had to do this to good to pass up
Nature unkind to me
Hope of a hopless man
Time Ticks Away
Time is our friend each second ticks away There time to work and a time to play There is a time to love and time to age Tick tock the seconds tick away Time gives us daylight and turns into night Where has the years gone
im not a poet and i already know it
jus me being a lil silly
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just a silly little poem about us girls and our eye makeup
Empty Nest
An "empty-nesters" poem
Denizens of the Flat Earth Internet Cafe...
I spent many happy hours at that place..., sigh, I miss it...
Femme Noire
when's the train leave?
Hold up
Just having some fun with the word/term 'holdup'...;-D
extracts
Do you recognise the poems these lines are from?
The Dime-Store Wok! EE!
If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.
five p out rage
In dire straits The poor man be For he wanted a p To the unknown A toilet he wanted to find High and low He looked with strained look He could not go to a bar for no pint he bought So he look for a toilet in the park All boarded up a
Rain Rain
Bloody hell, its raining again, I'm swimming in liquid H20,,,,,,dont you know, If I pray dear Lord, will you take it away just give me a minute, while I think what to say, Dear Lord, I know your short staffed, and I have a daughter, she'll
LOVE ON THE NET?!
A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive had is pretty similar thus far!
Lost for words!
Hope you agree with me!
Bill's Challenge to me
I wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them
Bang
If time was a cat and earth a balloon would'nt it be great to lock them both in to the one room B O O M..!
Window Show
All my poetry is based on true life happenings around my family and friends.
Body talk
You never know if its a swish or a swash If its a twirl or a swirl A hippy move or a seductive grove Is it a naughty look or a closed book Her big toe balancing her red highheel Or a teasing test to see how you feel A flip of the hair in
vernacular
whatcha mean it's not spec-tac-u-lar, it's not the king's spoken command the way I mean to say ver-nac-u-lar it's just my talkin' outta hand don't cha know how folks here talk syntax of emotion, of little import music to some ears, others can
IMMORTALIY
Just trying to develope on a thought that occurred to me
David and Mona
David, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips silent, never to lie. Is he among those who laud her creator? Tell me David, are you that guy,