Last Commented Food Poems (148)

As dawn breaks, she can no longer wait.
The thirst is to great, to quench her palate.
A journey she takes, 10 miles straight.
Thru darkness she goes, a bucket she throws,
on top of her head.
Wild animals she dreads. Strangers lurking ahead.
Sweat covers her face, but with each step she takes.
A love of family awaits, left behind at her place.
An old rusty pipe. Just in sight. Cloudy stream of water,
opened to her delight!!

Stir fry
Stir fry
Give me some of that Stir Fry
I want some small ears of corn
they fill my soul
How about a crispy egg roll
Sweet and sour sauce
Duck sauce
Put it right on
Take a nice wonton
Don't use the fork
It really is too quick
Use a pair of chop sticks
I like the vegetables and meat
It's so juicy
But you can keep your sushi
Peace!
Word to your wok

Sunny side up with bacon strips and baked beans,
Cereal and cornflakes,
And toasted bread!
A hot cup of brewed coffee,
or a glass of milk,
An American breakfast.

Chilly hot dogs,
Famous Amos Cookies,
A bucket of buttered popcorns,
A cold glass of
CokeCola,
Mouth watering snacks

Now Singapore version ...

A plate of Nasi Lemak,
One egg and two plain prata
(Roti chenai)
A bowl of wanton noodles,
And famous carrot cake
With a cup of Kopi/O or Teh Tarik/O.
(Coffee/black or Milk tea pull/black) ,
A diverse breakfast of shared love!

Vadai (indian donut) and peanut Japanese cake (pancake),
Popiah(spring roll) and curry puffs,
Goreng pisang(fried bananas),
And buttered pineapple tarts !!!!
Melts in your tongue!
These are glorious pleasures of tit bits !

And now that I got your senses tingling ...rush and get yours fast !
Before I devour everything up!

“Love It or Hate It"


Brewer’s yeast, fermented
sugars into alcohol
before 1680 discarded
then, with salt added
hypertonic, broken down
now, loved or hated by all

concentrated, packaged
by Liebig for people to eat
as small earthenware pot
stores this hearty breakfast treat
with dark secrets blended
to whet morning’s appetite

from UK via Sanitarium
New Zealand transformed, thick
black, savoury, potassium-rich, too
sugar, caramel, added to enhance
bringing its weaker, less
tangy taste from NZ to you.

then, gutted by fire in ’66
now, earthquake-shaken
damaged processing plant
threatened as morning’s staple
rises to NZ$100 per jar
twenty times usual price
distilling to culinary sacrifice.

Warm-toast advice given
to make it go farther
savoury vita-spread with ease
on hot buttered crumpets
Avert panic, focus to store
Yeast extract rises to please

icon should remain
if brand can sustain
taste in minds, as stock
from shelves away does fly
Marmite Squeeze Me
should…will, to you, make its way
by July, if Paddington Bear
has anything to say.

Smooth, creamy
delicious, dreamy
lip-licking luscious
fruit on the bottom
live cultures, best
aids body’s zest
balance to maintain
try Peaches & Cream

I need to drink the water from a deeper well.

My spirit is hungry these days and I am restless.

Its time to open up the book of memories wherein are written the
chronicles of our souls and remember from whence I came.

I will ask my Angel to read it me until the waters of rememberance
flood the dusty earth of my dry and cracked heart.

I shall drown in tears of joy and remember my sorrows no more when I
see His holiness in the garden of pomegranates.

When I am refreshed by the beauty of the latter rains,
I shall truly be revived. Selah.

There's a a place that I know
Outside of town
Theres a place that I go
Outside of town.
Over the mountain
Down a dusty ol' road
Under shade of tall trees
I drive real slow
To catch the cool breeze
And begin to unload
The cares of the day
Cuz I know that soon
Not far up the road
Is the pretty little place
That I call my home
There's a place that I know
Outside of town
There's a place that I go
Outside of town
Over the mountain
Down a dusty ole road
My sweetheart's a waitin
At the top of the hill
At the pretty little place
That I call my home
When I see her blue eyes
My heart goes to meltin
As I hold her and kiss her
And tell her I love her
She asks how my day went
I say alright I guess
But when I'm at home
Its always the best
Cuz there's a place that I know
Outside of town
There's a place that I go
Outside of town
Over the mountain
Down a dusty ole road
Is a pretty little place
That I call my home

CRAZY...FRUIT OR VEGETABLE?
(c) Copyright 2009

Crazy?
Fruit or Vegetable?!
What would she taste like?
What would her many flavours be?
And who would take a bite?
I'm a crazy onion
Many layers to reveal
The deeper that you delve inside
As Crazy's onion's peeled
I'm a crazy carrot
I can mend your sight for you
I can open up your eyes
Help heal your minds sight too
I'm a crazy beetroot
With intensity of color
But my creative juices leave a stain
Like crazy's of no other
I'm a crazy lemon
With the lemon flower so sweet
But do not break me open
Sometimes a sour, bitter treat
I'm also a crazy orange
Delicious juices flowin'
Delectible creativeness
Our crazy is a showin'
I'm a crazy passionfruit
The passion fruit of love
Send tingles up and down your tongue
Gods necter from above
I'm a crazy apricot
Split me down the middle
Take a look now at my core
A very complex riddle
I'm a crazy cherry
luscious to ones hungry lips
Taste my deep rich redness
But watch out for cherry pips
I'm a crazy potato
Sometimes buried in the ground
Where darkness is the master
Beneath an earthen mound
I'm a crazy legume
Some would call a nut
Crack my shell right open
You'll see nuts and nothing but
I'm a crazy chili
So spicy and so hot
I can leave an aftertaste
That really hits the spot
I'm a crazy tomato
Blushing soft and delicate
Please dont squeeze or leave a bruise
Just sit me on your plate
I'm a crazy pumpkin
of certain evil traits
Which symbolizes halloween
For the next one i cant wait
I'm a crazy vegetable
Or a crazy juicy fruit
But this i can assure you
I'm a crazy absolute!
I'm a crazy garlic
I will take your breath away
I will leave such an impression
That you'll want me back someday
I'm a crazy kiwi fruit
covered in brown fuzz
But taste my very heart
And i will give your mouth a buzz
I'm a crazy apple
The original man's sin
Take one a day, keep doc away
Its tempting to begin
I'm a crazy parsnip
I have a bland and boring side
Sometimes i lose my flavour
On the plate, pushed to the side
I'm a crazy cabbage
For some, I just make wind
But thats ok cause even
Crazy's wind has got you pinned!
I'm a crazy pineapple
All prickly up the top
But oh taste my sweet soul
You'll never want to stop
I'm a crazy strawberry
A favourite fruit of choice
One taste of purest sweet delight
With creamy textured voice
I'm a crazy fruit salad
A blend of harmony
Different flavours delight
A taste treasure chest, you see
I'm a crazy vege melody
All tossed 'round in a bowl
All combined together
And its what makes crazy whole
I'm a crazy combination
A unique recipe
Take the time to taste my friends
Enjoy and you will see :)

When I bite down on your plump bumpy skin,
the taste of salty tang makes my soft palate sing.
your crunchy style with juices oozing through the cracks of my lips. Dribbling down my chin to gently drop upon my breast.


OH DILL PICKLES I LOVE YOU THE BEST!!

Wait, do not move, you made me hungry, Honey,
I will design a platter on your tummy...

I start with bacon, then I add salami,
Cheese, grapes, stuffed olives, lettuce...
yummy!