Author: Bentlee and Diane
There was a bald man from Belize
his dog had a case of the fleas
every itch he would scratch
losing hair in each patch
now they both save on haircutting fees~
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Posted: Jan 2011
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Author: Unknown
delete me.
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Posted: Mar 2010
About this poem:
delete
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I once had a friend try to borrow
My money with tales of sorrrow.
And so he did say
I need it yesterday!
"No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".
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Posted: Jan 2011
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Author: Unknown
A beard, some say, makes one look older.
But when days seem to be so much colder,
A scarf isn’t needed.
‘Cos the beard’s central heated,
Then to face winters fury, makes one bolder.
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.
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Author: Unknown
In the land of the 'shamrock' and the 'blarney stone,
where the cattle graze and sheep do roam,
There lives an old man that has made it his home
but he goes to his bed at night.....alone.
That's so sad !!!
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Posted: Jan 2011
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Author: Unknown
There once was a Maid from Kilkenny
Out walking one day found a penny
This worked in her favour
Cos one day it saved her
When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy
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Posted: Jan 2011
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Author: Unknown
There was an young woman from france
who wandered about in a trance
til one day she fell
into a wishing well
now they wish for a woman from france
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Posted: Sep 2010
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Author: Unknown
There lived an old man known as Grandad,
who lived not that far from Killarney.
Some thought he was sad
and a little bit mad
but he's English so I think he's just barmy.
Boom boom !!
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)
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There once was a group on the Corner
To belong to was considered quite the honor
Then across the pond came a duck
And in limericks we got stuck
Now, before my friend joins, should I warn her?
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
Am lovin' it!
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There once was a woman named Kate
Who came to CS for a mate
Poet’s Corner she found that day
and here she decided to stay
Now, with poems she goes on a date
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Posted: Jan 2011
About this poem:
Can't wait to catch up on reading all of the limerick posts!
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