wife is knife (72)
rebel2Alicante, Valencia Spain8 Threads 6,354 PostsMerriweather: Oh... damn... really??...
That does not include gorgeous women 
Merriweather: Uptall... onya mate... that is all good..
for both...rebel2: That does not include gorgeous women
so I suppose two weeks in August for me is out of the question
uptall: so I suppose two weeks in August for me is out of the question
I am a tart, but not that much of a tart rebel2: I am a tart, but not that much of a tart
We could have gone on a chicken run
uptall: We could have gone on a chicken run
What is a chicken run... I have visuals of barbed wire...
I don't like too sharp knives in my kitchen but I am good with a cork screw and just pop off his ballys if he misbehaves badly oh yes the nut cracker comes in handy too,...the rolling pin is useful and also a bag of flour and eggs to crack on his head..
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He may never be fit to enter my kitchen again,......he has entered uncharted terroritory if I am cooking for guests I just need to be left on my own even when I had the whole family up for dinner may no one enter my kitchen they sit in other room till I say enter. .
. He may never be fit to enter my kitchen again,......he has entered uncharted terroritory if I am cooking for guests I just need to be left on my own even when I had the whole family up for dinner may no one enter my kitchen they sit in other room till I say enter.
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The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood.
(Buddha)
Merriweather: Hi Lushy,
Oh... is that why you wouldn't even let me in your kitchen...? I often wondered why it was just your space...
Now I have my answer...
Oh... is that why you wouldn't even let me in your kitchen...? I often wondered why it was just your space...
Now I have my answer...
i have been rumbled
you were my guest
unlaoised: Pfft, ungrateful man!
Excuse me madam,
guests doent clean in my house
lushguy4you: Excuse me madam,
guests doent clean in my house
guests doent clean in my house
So, you were simply being the perfect host?
I do not get the gist of the thread. Angry wife?
pedalguy59: I do not get the gist of the thread. Angry wife?
Don't worry, I don't think any of us did
unlaoised: Don't worry, I don't think any of us did
Oh well, better than the juvenile last one.
pedalguy59: Oh well, better than the juvenile last one.
Very slightly better but not much
Excerpt from some internet blog......
Ladies, have you ever been upset with your husband and could not wait to tell him how you felt? Men, do you feel your wife react over things you considered....
Ladies, have you ever been upset with your husband and could not wait to tell him how you felt? Men, do you feel your wife react over things you considered....
lushguy4you: Never Argue with a women when she is in the kitchen with a Knife
ever been hurted?rebel2: Just disarm her, remind her how beautiful she is and make passionate love to her over the kitchen table
good to change her from a witch to girl Shorry latiesh
GUZMAN1: The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood.
(Buddha)
that species found in Ireland?(Buddha)
ali110: that species found in Ireland?
Now that's funny.
peachmelba: I don't like too sharp knives in my kitchen but I am good with a cork screw and just pop off his ballys if he misbehaves badly oh yes the nut cracker comes in handy too,...the rolling pin is useful and also a bag of flour and eggs to crack on his head.. .
He may never be fit to enter my kitchen again,......he has entered uncharted terroritory if I am cooking for guests I just need to be left on my own even when I had the whole family up for dinner may no one enter my kitchen they sit in other room till I say enter. .
ohh, u seem a husband friendly girl mid peachHe may never be fit to enter my kitchen again,......he has entered uncharted terroritory if I am cooking for guests I just need to be left on my own even when I had the whole family up for dinner may no one enter my kitchen they sit in other room till I say enter. .
pedalguy59: I do not get the gist of the thread. Angry wife?
angry wife= angry bird ali110: angry wife= angry bird
So if the Wife is angry, the Parrot is angry too?
rebel2: Just disarm her, remind her how beautiful she is and make passionate love to her over the kitchen table
Have you ever contemplated being a motivational speaker, or to write a book about (all) your idea's?
ali110: Shortly peautiphool Latiesh
How would you know? ..you've never married? .. Wives are treasured pieces of Art .. Just saying
What is that saying 'If mama ain't happy that no one is happy.
LadyLori: Would a tank top work as well?
tanks can be pretty leathal...they carry all kinds of gadgets now for protection....
truheart1941: tanks can be pretty leathal...they carry all kinds of gadgets now for protection....
Hahahaha!! I said tank top, not tank! Though....a tank top can be lethal as well, depending on the gadgets inside
LadyLori: Hahahaha!! I said tank top, not tank! Though....a tank top can be lethal as well, depending on the gadgets inside
.yesindeed....one could go blind having your eyes poked out.....(puts ongoggles)......truheart1941: .yesindeed....one could go blind having your eyes poked out.....(puts ongoggles)......
Then put on your
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