To please your man (179)
....a cup,a, soup. is nice just add water...(Hot)....
Dreamcatcher .
It's not something that wets the appetite but sure it tastes better than it sounds! Is it fee range toad?
It's not something that wets the appetite but sure it tastes better than it sounds! Is it fee range toad?
,,,....or Tomato soup.....useing chop sticks......
2girlsnocup: Hiya DC Sellotape his eyes closed He may now about it now, but one time you can cook it for him when he's not expecting it. It'll also give you time to practise it
Blindfold and lead him to the bedroom to practice some new skills on him 
allthegoodnamest: Dreamcatcher .
It's not something that wets the appetite but sure it tastes better than it sounds! Is it fee range toad?
or/or boiled bull frog...with a olive stuck up his....??????It's not something that wets the appetite but sure it tastes better than it sounds! Is it fee range toad?
just a thought.
Dreamcatcher99: Blindfold and lead him to the bedroom to practice some new skills on him
Silk is kinder than Sellotape. It'll leave his eyelashes in place
Dreamcatcher99: Blindfold and lead him to the bedroom to practice some new skills on him
...lace making...???????Truheart.
Have you ever thought of writing a recipe book ,especially as some of your dishes are quite exclusive & unique?
Have you ever thought of writing a recipe book ,especially as some of your dishes are quite exclusive & unique?
allthegoodnamest: Dreamcatcher .
It's not something that wets the appetite but sure it tastes better than it sounds! Is it fee range toad?
It's not something that wets the appetite but sure it tastes better than it sounds! Is it fee range toad?
Not too sure nowadays but when I was a wee kid, my neighbours and I used to go to the nearest water hole after a heavy downpour and there we'd find loads of these frogs!
Just found out that in Singapore, they actually farmed them
allthegoodnamest: Truheart.
Have you ever thought of writing a recipe book ,especially as some of your dishes are quite exclusive & unique?
no....i had,nt....good thinking batman......Have you ever thought of writing a recipe book ,especially as some of your dishes are quite exclusive & unique?
by the way....when i become famous I will still talk to you......(common.chef)
..................... 2girlsnocup: Silk is kinder than Sellotape. It'll leave his eyelashes in place
Worry not, I have stacks of those fake eyelashes in the drawers!
truheart1941: ...lace making...???????
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Dreamcatcher99: More of crotcheting crocheting...
hair nets are in fasion again.....
Dreamcatcher99: Drawers = cupboard, storage not Drawers = underpants
....OH......i see.
Dreamcatcher99: Drawers = cupboard, storage not Drawers = underpants
Jees my cupboards are full of drawers does that make me a perve
Have you invited your man into the kitchen with you?
This could actually be an activity that both could spend some quality time together and if your dish goes bad it won't be all on you.
I'm sure it will be a coin toss on who does the dishes so good luck on that one.
This could actually be an activity that both could spend some quality time together and if your dish goes bad it won't be all on you.
I'm sure it will be a coin toss on who does the dishes so good luck on that one.
tomcatwarne: Jees my cupboards are full of drawers does that make me a perve
no Tommy....it doesent....just a knicker sniffer.....intodays world....quite normal....and no , i dont partisepate.truheart1941: no Tommy....it doesent....just a knicker sniffer.....intodays world....quite normal....and no , i dont partisepate. participate.
tomcatwarne: spelling dear boy, spelling
bolluks..to you.
truheart1941: bolluks..to you.
How's you neighbour?Dreamcatcher99: Help!!! I'm a terrible + miserable cook. I've just recently met someone fabulous! and would love to cook something nice for him but knowing me, I'd sooner burn the whole house if I embarked on that.
What shall I do? Please help....
What shall I do? Please help....
confused here....
....why would you 'love' to cook for him if you are a 'miserable' (your words...) cook?maybe choose an activity other than dinner at your place? you could take him somewhere and then come back to your place for dessert (and i mean a dessert you have purchased somewhere...the rest of ya...get yur minds outta the gutter.....
)it would take the pressure off you...
another idea...
what would you take or prepare for a picnic? are there any items you could purchase, or you prepare a day ahead?...take the pressure off yourself so you can concentrate of sharing a lovely time with your guest.
set out a picnic blanket in your home, light candles, and share a casual picnic dinner?
he'll enjoy your company more if you're not really stressed.
save making a complicated dinner for after you know each other better?
jmho
Wear a carre purple wig, purple corset, black knickers, black suspenders belt, black stockings, black patent stilettos, black lace mittens, purple silk robe... 
jono7: confused here........why would you 'love' to cook for him if you are a 'miserable' (your words...) cook?
maybe choose an activity other than dinner at your place? you could take him somewhere and then come back to your place for dessert (and i mean a dessert you have purchased somewhere...the rest of ya...get yur minds outta the gutter.....)
it would take the pressure off you...
another idea...
what would you take or prepare for a picnic? are there any items you could purchase, or you prepare a day ahead?...take the pressure off yourself so you can concentrate of sharing a lovely time with your guest.
set out a picnic blanket in your home, light candles, and share a casual picnic dinner?
he'll enjoy your company more if you're not really stressed.
save making a complicated dinner for after you know each other better?
jmho
maybe choose an activity other than dinner at your place? you could take him somewhere and then come back to your place for dessert (and i mean a dessert you have purchased somewhere...the rest of ya...get yur minds outta the gutter.....)
it would take the pressure off you...
another idea...
what would you take or prepare for a picnic? are there any items you could purchase, or you prepare a day ahead?...take the pressure off yourself so you can concentrate of sharing a lovely time with your guest.
set out a picnic blanket in your home, light candles, and share a casual picnic dinner?
he'll enjoy your company more if you're not really stressed.
save making a complicated dinner for after you know each other better?
jmho
No worries, it's been decided: He's on a diet, so she's going to prepare a salad and then serve him am unforgettable desert.
Catibrae: How's you neighbour?
who the 25 yearold blond....shes great..a nurse...hurt my shoulder last week....so she is rubbing my leg....truheart1941: who the 25 yearold blond....shes great..a nurse...hurt my shoulder last week....so she is rubbing my leg....
She's a little old for you...
you should give her some anatomy lessons for free
Catibrae: She's a little old for you...
you should give her some anatomy lessons for free
.its a new kind of treatment...i dont ask questions.....to old..????emmmmm...???.....was going to ask you...but thought no..shes busy draining a car sump out....you should give her some anatomy lessons for free
truheart1941: .its a new kind of treatment...i dont ask questions.....to old..????emmmmm...???.....was going to ask you...but thought no..shes busy draining a car sump out....
Nope, I'm building a carport....the digger arrives on Friday to do the foundation work
Catibrae: Nope, I'm building a carport....the digger arrives on Friday to do the foundation work
Yeh you look like you've got muscles to drive a digger
tomcatwarne: Yeh you look like you've got muscles to drive a digger
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I've got a great recipe for " toad in the hole" !
Jokes aside, do you know that toad porridge is really famous here and Singapore. They are really yummy and so are deep-fried toads!