I'm Irish? (303)

Dec 18, 2009 6:06 AM CST I'm Irish?
LusciousLibra
LusciousLibraLusciousLibraTramore, Waterford Ireland28 Threads 2 Polls 1,870 Posts
poletite: HER MAJESTY STILL RULES ,


Wee small bit of advice for you... if you ever travel to Ireland, keep that attitude under your hat professor
Dec 18, 2009 6:06 AM CST I'm Irish?
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
For an insight into Irish Humour and hospitality,
this book is well worth a read.




Round Ireland With A Fridge by Tony Hawks



Witty, if a bit pointless. The Irish like him.

Round Ireland with a Fridge is the slightly surreal tale of Tony Hawks, a stand up comedian who, for a bet, resolves to hitchhike around the circumference of Ireland with a fridge. Really.

Luckily for Tony Hawks, he’d undertaken his voyage in a country which understands and empathises with the average idiotic quest. With the help of national radio, he becomes something of a celebrity wherever he goes, receiving countless offers of hospitality; parties are thrown for him and he get outrageously drunk at every turn.


laugh
Dec 18, 2009 6:07 AM CST I'm Irish?
poletite
poletitepoletiteBELGRADE, Central Serbia Serbia399 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing OK, thumbs up I AM COMING TO LONDONwave
Dec 18, 2009 6:08 AM CST I'm Irish?
LaVerdad
LaVerdadLaVerdadBaghdad, Iraq1 Threads 1,897 Posts
LusciousLibra: Wee small bit of advice for you... if you ever travel to Ireland, keep that attitude under your hat


Absolutely, he would get ribbed to bits!
Dec 18, 2009 6:09 AM CST I'm Irish?
Keeneland
KeenelandKeenelandDublin, Ireland19 Threads 3 Polls 1,993 Posts
RobertC2: What name should I use when I am made a peer of the realm?



Sir Robert of Rustique?


I prefer classy names like Sir Robert of the Golden sword..laugh
Dec 18, 2009 6:09 AM CST I'm Irish?
LaVerdad
LaVerdadLaVerdadBaghdad, Iraq1 Threads 1,897 Posts
poletite: OK, I AM COMING TO LONDON


Then I suggest you go and stay in Kilburn.
Dec 18, 2009 6:10 AM CST I'm Irish?
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
LaVerdad: And not come back out! Watcha Doc
wave Where do they dig these people up?rolling on the floor laughing I'm starting to believe in reincarnation.rolling on the floor laughing cheers yay peace
Dec 18, 2009 6:10 AM CST I'm Irish?
Keeneland
KeenelandKeenelandDublin, Ireland19 Threads 3 Polls 1,993 Posts
poletite: HER MAJESTY STILL RULES ,


Her Majesty does not even rule her own household. rolling on the floor laughing
Dec 18, 2009 6:10 AM CST I'm Irish?
steve6610
steve6610steve6610Goolwa, South Australia Australia2,184 Posts
LaVerdad: Then I suggest you go and stay in Kilburn.


what there is actually a decent Kilburn in the world wow
Dec 18, 2009 6:10 AM CST I'm Irish?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
LusciousLibra: 100% Irish.


100% luscious? grin
Dec 18, 2009 6:11 AM CST I'm Irish?
poletite
poletitepoletiteBELGRADE, Central Serbia Serbia399 Posts
I HAVE MY OPINION, YOU HAVE YOURS, WHATS THE PROBLEM IF I LOVE ENGLAND.confused
Dec 18, 2009 6:11 AM CST I'm Irish?
poletite
poletitepoletiteBELGRADE, Central Serbia Serbia399 Posts
I HAVE MY OPINION, YOU HAVE YOURS, WHATS THE PROBLEM IF I LOVE ENGLAND.confused
Dec 18, 2009 6:11 AM CST I'm Irish?
LaVerdad
LaVerdadLaVerdadBaghdad, Iraq1 Threads 1,897 Posts
drbombay: Where do they dig these people up? I'm starting to believe in reincarnation.


From the Land of I know nothing at all!rolling on the floor laughing yay
Dec 18, 2009 6:12 AM CST I'm Irish?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
LusciousLibra: Wee small bit of advice for you... if you ever travel to Ireland, keep that attitude under your hat


once a pole tit always a pole tit?

I adore 'tight' Polish ladies though! heart wings
Dec 18, 2009 6:12 AM CST I'm Irish?
poletite
poletitepoletiteBELGRADE, Central Serbia Serbia399 Posts
I BELIEVE IN FACTSthumbs up
Dec 18, 2009 6:13 AM CST I'm Irish?
LaVerdad
LaVerdadLaVerdadBaghdad, Iraq1 Threads 1,897 Posts
poletite: I HAVE MY OPINION, YOU HAVE YOURS, WHATS THE PROBLEM IF I LOVE ENGLAND.


Nobody has a problem apart from you talking absolute first class gibberish and no little or nothing about the UK.
Dec 18, 2009 6:14 AM CST I'm Irish?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
bodleing: For an insight into Irish Humour and hospitality,
this book is well worth a read.

Round Ireland With A Fridge by Tony Hawks
Witty, if a bit pointless. The Irish like him.

Round Ireland with a Fridge is the slightly surreal tale of Tony Hawks, a stand up comedian who, for a bet, resolves to hitchhike around the circumference of Ireland with a fridge. Really.

Luckily for Tony Hawks, he’d undertaken his voyage in a country which understands and empathises with the average idiotic quest. With the help of national radio, he becomes something of a celebrity wherever he goes, receiving countless offers of hospitality; parties are thrown for him and he get outrageously drunk at every turn.


I hope the fridge gets offered a drink too.

I'd hate to be a fridge and spend all that time hitch-hiking with some eedjut and not get offered a drink now and again!
Dec 18, 2009 6:14 AM CST I'm Irish?
Keeneland
KeenelandKeenelandDublin, Ireland19 Threads 3 Polls 1,993 Posts
poletite: I HAVE MY OPINION, YOU HAVE YOURS, WHATS THE PROBLEM IF I LOVE ENGLAND.


How can you love a place you have never visited? Bet you don't even have a passport. laugh
I must admit i like nothing better than a weekend in the UK. Glasgow, Manchester, Liverpool, Newcastle and London are great places for a night out!

cheers cheers banana banana
Dec 18, 2009 6:14 AM CST I'm Irish?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
RobertC2: I hope the fridge gets offered a drink too.

I'd hate to be a fridge and spend all that time hitch-hiking with some eedjut and not get offered a drink now and again!


"And a drink for your fridge, BeJaysus......cheers '
Dec 18, 2009 6:15 AM CST I'm Irish?
LaVerdad
LaVerdadLaVerdadBaghdad, Iraq1 Threads 1,897 Posts
poletite: I BELIEVE IN FACTS


Well you must be getting your facts from a book the world does not know exists. And being so pro english will not endear the english people to you, in fact they find it very off putting and false.
Dec 18, 2009 6:15 AM CST I'm Irish?
poletite
poletitepoletiteBELGRADE, Central Serbia Serbia399 Posts
OK WHATS WRONG WITH UK. NICE COUNTRYsir bobby
Dec 18, 2009 6:16 AM CST I'm Irish?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
RobertC2: "And a drink for your fridge, BeJaysus...... '


" A drink for me? How kind of you, Sir........ and can I be having one for me fridge too? "

You gotta love Irish fridges - really cute........ and they never say a bad word about you - ever! cheers
Dec 18, 2009 6:17 AM CST I'm Irish?
bodleing
bodleingbodleingGreater Manchester, England UK238 Threads 8 Polls 13,810 Posts
RobertC2: I hope the fridge gets offered a drink too.

I'd hate to be a fridge and spend all that time hitch-hiking with some eedjut and not get offered a drink now and again!


The fridge in fact takes on a life of it's own and becomes
quite a star.


laugh
Dec 18, 2009 6:17 AM CST I'm Irish?
LusciousLibra
LusciousLibraLusciousLibraTramore, Waterford Ireland28 Threads 2 Polls 1,870 Posts
RobertC2: " A drink for me? How kind of you, Sir........ and can I be having one for me fridge too? "

You gotta love Irish fridges - really cute........ and they never say a bad word about you - ever!


And nine times out of ten contain an alcoholic beverage of some sort.
Dec 18, 2009 6:17 AM CST I'm Irish?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
poletite: OK WHATS WRONG WITH UK. NICE COUNTRY


I'm saying nuffink.... but could your turn your caps off before I come to the conclusion you're a complete moron - please!
Dec 18, 2009 6:18 AM CST I'm Irish?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
bodleing: The fridge in fact takes on a life of it's own and becomes
quite a star.


I believe you! wine
Dec 18, 2009 6:19 AM CST I'm Irish?
scousedon
scousedonscousedonLiverpool, Cheshire, England UK14 Threads 4 Polls 1,643 Posts
LusciousLibra: And nine times out of ten contain an alcoholic beverage of some sort.


So who is the miserable sod out of ten without a beer in the fridge. confused
Dec 18, 2009 6:20 AM CST I'm Irish?
LusciousLibra
LusciousLibraLusciousLibraTramore, Waterford Ireland28 Threads 2 Polls 1,870 Posts
scousedon: So who is the miserable sod out of ten without a beer in the fridge.


Convents
Dec 18, 2009 6:20 AM CST I'm Irish?
LaVerdad
LaVerdadLaVerdadBaghdad, Iraq1 Threads 1,897 Posts
poletite: OK WHATS WRONG WITH UK. NICE COUNTRY


Do you like your own country?
Dec 18, 2009 6:21 AM CST I'm Irish?
scousedon
scousedonscousedonLiverpool, Cheshire, England UK14 Threads 4 Polls 1,643 Posts
LusciousLibra: Convents


Nah. they would just raid the communion wine and nick a few cans from the priests fridge, so you could be right.rolling on the floor laughing

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