What you mean is that you want me to do all your washing up - right?
Cooking is easy, and a pleasure.... washing up is more like real work.
Them there dish washing-machines...... dey is too compelicatered...... you id habbin to put salts and stuff insider 'em and den you has to scrape offen the big lumps of food from dah plates anyways... easier just to wash dah piggin plates 'n' stuff by hand I fink!
Or employ a beautiful lady from some exotic country and watch her admiringly as she dons yummy rubber gloves and lovingly washes you plates for you while smiling at you with lovely white teeth and a promise of enchantment to come!
Better than an automatic dish-washing machine any day........ and you don't have to shove a spoonful of automatic dish-washing stuff down her first either!
RobertC2: What you mean is that you want me to do all your washing up - right?
Cooking is easy, and a pleasure.... washing up is more like real work.
Them there dish washing-machines...... dey is too compelicatered...... you id habbin to put salts and stuff insider 'em and den you has to scrape offen the big lumps of food from dah plates anyways... easier just to wash dah piggin plates 'n' stuff by hand I fink!
Or employ a beautiful lady from some exotic country and watch her admiringly as she dons yummy rubber gloves and lovingly washes you plates for you while smiling at you with lovely white teeth and a promise of enchantment to come!
Better than an automatic dish-washing machine any day........ and you don't have to shove a spoonful of automatic dish-washing stuff down her first either!
i have all the modern appliances i can find Robert and use them copiously...but thanks for offering-if it breaks down ill give you a shout
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