trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK8,005 posts
if we were in a resturant. i would slurp my soup .smile at her.let out a loud belch.rub my tummy,and say ,boy that was good.ease my self from the chair.let one rip.smile and say ,thats better still .while waiting for dessert.take a pinch of snuff.snezze.with out putting my hand over my mouth.pick the wax ,from my ears roll it, then put it in the candlethats on the table.smile and say every little helps.lean back in my chair ,and say .its been a swell night .can we do it again sometime.
MerriweatherAdelaide, South Australia Australia11,403 posts
trueheart1941: if we were in a resturant. i would slurp my soup .smile at her.let out a loud belch.rub my tummy,and say ,boy that was good.ease my self from the chair.let one rip.smile and say ,thats better still .while waiting for dessert.take a pinch of snuff.snezze.with out putting my hand over my mouth.pick the wax ,from my ears roll it, then put it in the candlethats on the table.smile and say every little helps.lean back in my chair ,and say .its been a swell night .can we do it again sometime.
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