Elegsabiff Blog Comments (9,358)

RE: ARE YOU THE ONE

Wenever - just a fake, for fun. Early bit of Christmas fun.

CH - thanks, pet. I'm still blushing.

RE: I Told You So

Cat, I can't help but see this from the wife's point of view. She got a lovely necklace from a man who obviously loves her very much and hasn't been able to treat her to anything for a while.

His punishment could be the repossession of his truck but a man who put his wife's delight ahead of sense and reason can't be ALL bad.

Hope she sticks with him and supports him until he can get back on his feet.

You're a good man, and you made a lad you have been very fond of, very happy.

RE: ARE YOU THE ONE

(tiptoes quietly away from this private conversation, wishing they had left a tie hanging on the doorknob)

Trust you ? how much do you weigh?

And that's exactly my point. We are too trusting where we should be suspicious, and too suspicious where we should be trusting.

RE: re

Hello 2nd!! Bumper night tonight with 2 old favourites back on track x

Trust you ? how much do you weigh?

Ed, I know, but I suppose they must con people sometimes or why keep trying? Numpty!

Trust you ? how much do you weigh?

Lucy I would have said it but Molly did first

Trust you ? how much do you weigh?

Aw, Z, that's - well, surprising. Scotland invented banking, after all.

Along with the long LONG list of our other inventions

Trust you ? how much do you weigh?

Minerva, the only way I could truly warm up is to burn the house itself down. Which I probably shouldn't!

Trust you ? how much do you weigh?

Z, you have a rubbish bank. My statements give me the number to call internationally if I'm caught short without my card, but have had the foresight to pack my statement.

Trust you ? how much do you weigh?

CH, I could throw you - hmm - well I'm not sure I could pick you up, to be honest. I can't pick my dog up and she's half that. You skinny thing you!

Trust you ? how much do you weigh?

Minerva, my evening stretches ahead like an empty dusty prairie. Time to catch up on things, I thought. Get everything back up to date.

So instead I came on CS. I'm feeling a bit blue. Entertain me

Trust you ? how much do you weigh?

Cat CAT CAT CAT CAT I SAW you had a blog up, YAY!

Big hugs. And yup, my bank won't even phone me when someone's hacked my account, they just watch with interest to see how long it takes me to notice

Trust you ? how much do you weigh?

Molly, I believe you where thousands wouldn't

RE: I didn't know that

on which cheery note I am heading off to bed night all x

You forgot. And you don’t even know you forgot.

Stop giggling and come help me look.

You forgot. And you don’t even know you forgot.

Loulou, I completely forgot not to let cold-callers into the house, but all was well, just been chatted up for nearly an hour by a charity collector. That boy will go far

You forgot. And you don’t even know you forgot.

Angel, you're NOT HELPING

You forgot. And you don’t even know you forgot.

CC, good word and great pic

You forgot. And you don’t even know you forgot.

I took the day off because I had stuff to do and should go do the rest of it. Dentist this morning, tick. (That's one to now forget).

Taxes. That was definitely on the list. And -

Anyone know where I put my list?

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Serene - actual shriek of laughter. You NUT.

RE: When a lover becomes a brother

You forgot. And you don’t even know you forgot.

Chrome, I don't know this word testimonials?

I'll have to work out the charge. Maybe we should just share memories. It might be easier.

You forgot. And you don’t even know you forgot.

These comments are generally making me feel wayyyy better! You know what, PAC, hydrangea is a pretty silly name. It's not us at all.

Did you ever read The Third Eye, by Lobsang T Rampa? (funny, remembered that without having to check)(probably got it wrong, though) - all I can remember about his monastic training was that he had to learn to file every memory tidily in its own memory drawer so he could find it immediately.

Would be nice, but then I can't even keep my own filing up to date ...

You forgot. And you don’t even know you forgot.

For a small fee I will undertake to maintain memories for handpicked others as well. Send me the good ones and I'll keep a careful note of them for you.

Then you just need to remember to ask me.

RE: When a lover becomes a brother

Ha, I once slapped a guy (because I was 18 and stupid and really wanted to see what slapping someone was like) and his glasses flew off. He picked them up, examined them, put them back on his nose and said 'I'll come back when you're in a better mood.'

Yup, still a friend. Not one of the really close ones, but will always be on the Christmas card list.

You forgot. And you don’t even know you forgot.

My daughter's memory is worse than mine, she'll call me to ask stuff. Or maybe she's testing me. Hmm.

You forgot. And you don’t even know you forgot.

Usha, that's so true! amazing how people can remember every tiny detail of a story, yet forget how often they told it to the same person

Or, for that matter, blogged about it ...

RE: When a lover becomes a brother

Serene

You forgot. And you don’t even know you forgot.

Morning lovely DC, a selective memory would be wonderful. Shed all the bad, remember all the good, yes please!