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RE: George Carlin and other comedians on death & dying

"While the rest of the human species descended from monkeys, Redheads derived from Cats."
- Mark Twain (a Redhead)


Q) How does Every Ginger joke start?
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RE: Identical Strangers

Identical prisoners (even their NAMES) in Leavenworth Prison led to the use of fingerprinting as a method of identification ...

RE: The Potus in Exile's awesome speech.....

Can y'all Imagine POTatoUS Ol' Joe Ever delivering a SOTUS?? ...


Yeah - Me Neither

RE: SOON: Former President Trump speaks at CPAC 2021 in Orlando, FL |

Ol' Joe's Most valuable service to the Republic -

A Political Party will Never again dig up a Political Fossil & run him/her for Prez. EVER.

RE: By The Numbers

104°f / 40°c ...


1 must Never doze off on 1's tanning bed ... Be like ...
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RE: SOON: Former President Trump speaks at CPAC 2021 in Orlando, FL |

RE: By The Numbers

By George - He's Right ... Or soon Will be.

How Long 'til 46 can become 47 in 24 ...
In just Two Months, the answer will be ... 42!!
DAYUM!! ...



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RE: SOON: Former President Trump speaks at CPAC 2021 in Orlando, FL |

Hey, Y'all!

Have you noticed anything Missing this year -
Like Prez Ol' Joe delivering the State Of The Union Speech???

As if his 'Crat Caregivers would EVER let the Senile ol' DixieCrat fool do THAT!!!

RE: SOON: Former President Trump speaks at CPAC 2021 in Orlando, FL |

Just now received this text from the POTUS In Exile ...

RE: SOON: Former President Trump speaks at CPAC 2021 in Orlando, FL |

Sooo ...
Ol' Joe very COGENTLY and DIPLOMATICALLY Dissed a 'Crat Base???
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Honestly -
He comes off Better as Senile - cuz the alternative is that he's STUPID.


'Course, the two Aren't mutually exclusive ...
Most Likely the Truth is that he Was Stupid, and Now he's Stupid AND Senile.

RE: SOON: Former President Trump speaks at CPAC 2021 in Orlando, FL |

AKA - The POTUS In Exile delivers the State Of The Union Speech.

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RE: By The Numbers

How LONG's it gonna be 'til 24? ...
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RE: By The Numbers

1 thing ... Can we get J U S T .. 1 .. T H I N G ?!?!

RE: By The Numbers

45 for 47 in 24? ...

That's not been done since 22 became 24 in 92.

RE: Confucius, ancient Chinese thinker....

ConfuseUs ...

RE: Supercalifragialisticexpialidocious---

Moth -
Gotta admit - Your translation makes a LOT more Sense ... Good Concepts

That Other one - Buttering Flying Hens ... Good Grief!!

RE: By The Numbers

RE: Supercalifragialisticexpialidocious---

Starbucks® over roasts - Should be CHARbucks.
Just sayin'.

RE: George Carlin and other comedians on death & dying

I've avoided this topic like Covid.
I've Tried - For Six Hours - to Not Say It, but if don't get this out, I'm gonna explode.

Just Two Words ...
... T H I S . . . B L O G ?!

... And an emoticon ...

RE: Supercalifragialisticexpialidocious---

Moth -
The Welsh have no bone to pick with Me I didn't write the goofy thing!
Maybe it's better in the original & loses something in the translation ...

Like the Murkun anthem in Mexican -
A Mexican attended his 1st Murkun baseball game.
Afterwards, friends asked him how he liked it.
"It was Great and the Greengos were Real friendly - They made Sure I got a good seat and before the game started, they all stood up & asked, 'José, Can You See?'"

Murkuns can't feel Too bad for the Welsh - At least their anthem can be Sung, not like

RE: Supercalifragialisticexpialidocious---

Speaking of Welsh & weird words -
Their National Anthem is, well ... Kinda Mmmm ... Out There ...

Wouldn't be Easier to Catch the hens, and Then butter 'em? It doesn't make Sense!!

RE: Supercalifragialisticexpialidocious---

... A Super-Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

RE: Supercalifragialisticexpialidocious---

Little Known FACTS About Mahatma Gandhi

1) He went barefoot & the soles of his feet were covered with thick skin
2) He was small & slightly built.
3) He was very spiritual.
4) He was vegan & sometimes had bad breath.

He was ...

Wait For It!!! ...

RE: Dead men don't tell tales...

^^^^

RE: Jock the Painter

Jim!

RE: Fun: ...excellent facilities for your private parts....

Translations can be Tricky.

He Meant to say "I am a citizen of Berlin" ... "Ich bin Berliner."
He actually Said ... "I am a Jelly Donut."

RE: Bill Gates and wifey...

SHOULD be a Convenience Store Chain ...

RE: Bill Gates and wifey...

Murka's message to Dominion Voting Machines ...

RE: Bill Gates and wifey...

'Crats shoulda heeded the sage counsel of Their Own Elder Statesman ...

Nailed It, Barry!

RE: The Unbelievable Sight of 2 Oceans Meeting but do not mix

Mmkay -
BOTH of these Sound kinda Sciencey & Authoritative -
But seem to arrive at Quite Different Conclusions ...


Oceans Do NOT Mix!

professor:
Yes they DO!