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May 15, 2014

RE: say anything you want!

Two guys walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.
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May 15, 2014

RE: say anything you want!

What do you call...

A cow that doesn't give milk?
Udder failure.

A cow jumping a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.

A cow lying down?
Ground beef.

Where does Dragon Milk come form?
Cows with short legs.
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May 15, 2014

RE: say anything you want!

Caesar goes into a bar...

Barkeep sets him up a frothy mug.

Caesar...I didn't order this...What is it?

Barkeep...Ale, Caesar!
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May 15, 2014

RE: say anything you want!

A dog goes into a bar...

Dog...Can a talking dog get a free drink in this place?

Barkeep - Sure! Down the hall...first door to the right. blues
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May 15, 2014

RE: say anything you want!

A guy has a talking dog act...

Guy...What's the outside of a tree?
Dog...Bark!
Crowd...begins mumbling. mumbling

Guy...What's the top of a house?
Dog...Roof!
Crowd...more mumbling. very mad

Guy...Who was the Yankees' greatest hitter?
Dog...Ruth!
Angry crowd throws them out of the theater into the street!

Dog...DiMaggio?
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May 15, 2014

RE: say anything you want!

World's shortest joke?
A baby seal walked into a club...
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May 15, 2014

RE: say anything you want!

Caesar goes into a bar -
Caesar - Give me a Martinus.
Barkeep - Don't you mean a Martini?
Caesar - If I'd wanted a double, I would've asked for it.cheers drinking
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May 15, 2014

RE: say anything you want!

So...these two Irishmen walk out of a bar...

Hey!...it could happen!
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May 15, 2014

RE: say anything you want!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?.confused...dunno A Stick. professor
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

Angel - I stepped out to pick up some grocs. Thanks for keeping things going. wink
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

I once saw a sign posted just inside a door..."The door you just broke through was locked for YOUR protection, not Mine." Should someone break & enter, it'd give em something to think about. wow confused blues .....laugh
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

laugh I can't debate your logic, there, Cat! After devilwave ..........angel You wouldn't hafta worry about em coming back, I reckon, guess & calculate!
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

I knew two women once - lived way back in the boonies. Their place got broken into & after that they didn't feel quite safe. Asked advice on home protection. FIRST - get trained in using an arm. My recommendation? A dog & a pump shotgun. If an intruder hears a barking dog & a shotgun action being racked, & still tries to get in, he's likely demented & you'll hafta..."Choot Em!" devilwave ..........angel
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

Firearm - never go for it if you don't intend to use it! You couldn't be more right, Cat! I know a prior MP (That's Military Police, not Member of Parliament laugh ) He was taught exactly - and emphatically - the same thing. professor
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

Gloss: About police response time - When seconds count the police are mere minutes (or in your case, hours) away. laugh See previous post - Anyone worth shooting is worth shooting twice! devil wave ..........angel
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

Honor killings & such...refer to "Gun Control..." a few posts previous. devil wave.......... angel
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

Bungalow - Yeah, dude - M60! cool Thass the way to roll. dancing Peace...through superior firepower!! peace
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

The double post wasn't so crafty. Had gotten to the bottom of the page. Posted. Looked at page 1. No comment. Thought I hadn't sent it, so sent it again. Hardly crafty. Kinda dumb, really.doh
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

"Suppose you were a Congressman. Now suppose you were an idiot. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

"Suppose you were a Congressman. Now suppose you were an idiot. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

"The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

TEA Party flag? A coiled rattlesnake & motto - DON'T TREAD ON ME!

Sounds like you folks should look into getting one going over there! peace
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

Tea Party. Sorry, forgot y'all aren't from around here. grin The original Boston Tea Party inspired the modern political Tea Party. Tea = T axed E nough A lready! peace
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

Them South Africans need a 2nd Amendment & the Tea Party, I'm sayin'! peace
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May 14, 2014

RE: An Eye For An Eye?

2nd paragraph - unarmed people are sheep. Armed citizens are the sheepdogs. If my life is being threatened, there is no such thing as "excessive" force...anyone worth shooting is worth shooting twice..angel

Enjoy your day & may God bless.
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May 14, 2014

RE: Text Message Fail

Just re-read the lessons. #2.- "...ask before acting"...Amen & a big hell yes on that one! head banger
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May 14, 2014

RE: Text Message Fail

Funny story...grin The wife got offed...laugh Because of a typo...laugh laugh Hilarious...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 13, 2014

RE: World Economy

Where are we going? uh oh .....Why are we in this handcart? blues
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May 12, 2014

RE: If I say...

Jac There are internet axe murderers? With the clap? Wanting to stay with people? All the makings of a fun weekend......For folks who like that kinda thing, that's the kinda thing they like!
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May 12, 2014

RE: what do you think will happen to the Mars enthusia

It's on hold because we're broke after initiating two elective wars & "paying" for them with enhanced revenues that were supposed to come from tax cuts & deregulation - as in the banking industry. We all know how that turned out. Space exploration? We can watch the Russians, Chinese & Indians...and wish them well. Our future is is our past.
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