Text Message Fail
A man received the following text from his neighbour:I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn auto correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
The lessons here :
1) Always be wary of your auto correct and always review before you hit that send button.
2) Marry a man who trusts you and will at least ask a question before he acts.
Have a Beautiful Day guys!
It is a sunny morning here on my island and I wish I was on my way to the beach instead of the office but such is my lot until I win the lottery! 
Comments (24)
The husband was the best.....no questions asked.
Yes, what a difference a letter or a punctuation mark makes!
Thanks re the lottery
And you talk about me.... hehee!
That is a good one......
it is so true...missing or misspelt words can cause huge misunderstandings!
Yeah! Like with Miclee & I. And he still was wrong...hehee!
I wouldnt't wanna be the wifey, that's for sure!
To win the lottery you must play it sometimes.
Don't worry, I follow nothing to the letter.
Totally agree there.
glad you liked it!
Yes i do play occasionally. I can't wait to win
Sure I will.....
Confident you will be happy for me.