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RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

Still on page one...Exciting...Sooo exciting!

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

Me? Behaving myself?


Oh, Wallops...you really do crack me up!

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

Only 28 more comments & SOMEone will take home the steak knives. This is beginning to get exciting. Wonder if it'll happen before the blog slips to page 2?



Yes. Quite exciting.

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

A human man....Hmmm...This is getting more complicated.

Maybe?

He's kinda human-looking. BLUE, but still, kinda human-looking.

RE: Noah: THE TRUTH IS BIGGER THAN YOU EVER IMAGINED

What's the artwork?

"The Temptation of Eve", maybe?

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

Hmmm...Only 35 more comments 'til the steak knives.

RE: Noah: THE TRUTH IS BIGGER THAN YOU EVER IMAGINED

Go to: YouTube...The Big Bang Never Happened. 70:11.

Very informative. Also quite entertaining.

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

I dunno. I couldn't find a scarecrow & thought a dancing pink elephant was kinda cool.

Maybe a gingerbread man? .........

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

I dunno. I couldn't find a scarecrow & thought a dancing pink elephant was kinda cool.

Maybe a gingerbread man? .........

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

We must don our protective headgear. So they can't control our minds!

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And Wallops can't buzz about because her broom is badly busted.

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

This is no laughing matter, Min. The reign of the Reptilians would be really, really rotten.

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No worries about the witches...When they get too out of hand, I just hide their wands.

I'm afraid you're right, Min. The Reptilians are already here among us. I do believe one of them intends to make himself King of the World!

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

WitchES, Wallops, witchES! We have a whole coven of 'em around here.

You should hop on your broom & fly on over. You'd really like them.

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

Yeah...The little Maraysian...velly ticked.
Herro Warrops...Soo grad to see you.
Herro Min.



(Just to get ya up to speed, Min, this silliness started on Jim's "No Rike Chinese" brog...er...blog. See page 2)

RE: No Rike Chinese

@jim

Yep. It's different alright. Handshoe, KY it was. So far back in the hollow, they had to pipe in daylight!

Yep.

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

Oh yeah! That Pluto beer will really do it to ya! That explains much!

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Yo!...ken

Maybe you can help jim on the Mississippi Squirrel Revival blog.
We can't seem to be able to get the YouTube Pentecostal Bedlam vid loaded.

RE: "TRIP TO PLUTO"

Can't find a scarecrow. .... How 'bout a dancing pink elephant?

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@Usha

I found that tin man for ya!

RE: No Rike Chinese

@Mimi
Bluebear upside down cake:
In a cake pan -
One stick of butter, melted.
Bluebears (or whatever is in season)
Cover with a pancake-like batter. (Bisquik?)
Bake.
Top with whipped cream, or as desired.

This showed up at a local church gig & was a BIG hit!

Rosie told the recipe, and I've related it - though imprecisely. Have fun workIng out the details!

It was sort of like very fluffy Belgian waffles - only in a cake pan.


Garrison Keillor...The worid's tallest radio comedian.
Yep.

RE: No Rike Chinese

Mimi

Remember I said there are many American dialects?

I grew up in Upper Midwestern USA. To hear how I speak, search "Prairie Home Companion" & listen to Garrison Keillor...with a bit of Deep Southern added.

When I was about 20, a group of us Minnesotans spent a Summer working in Appalachia. When we first arrived one of our group asked a Kentuckian if there were any bears there. Answer?

"We have lotsa bears here - bluebears, strawbears, razzbears..."

I wonder what would have happened if he Minnesotan asked the Kentuckian how to get to the nearest BAR!

Think about that!

True story!

RE: No Rike Chinese

Manglish is a VERY cool name for a language.

RE: No Rike Chinese

Remember that movie years back..."Fritz the Cat"?

Fritz meets a Chinese guy & they start talking.

Eventually, the Chinese guy asks Fritz what is his name?

Fritz thinks a moment, and answers, "Flitz."

To which the Chinese guy replies, "Ahh....Fritz!"

RE: No Rike Chinese

@Mimi

Warrops is probably correct. Your writing certainly has an American kind of style. Kinda hard to define "American", though. There are many variations, dialects & accents.

Yep.

RE: No Rike Chinese

There was a Chinese guy named Chan who did carvings of teak wood, and sold them in his shop. One day, he opened the shop & noticed some of his carvings were missing.

The next night, he spread flour on the floor to see if someone entered the shop to steal the carvings. The next morning some carvings were missing. And there were footprints of a small boy in the flour.

The next night, Chan waited in the shop to catch the culprit. Soon, a bear entered the shop & started picking up the carvings. Chan noticed that the bear had feet like those of a young boy. He jumped out and yelled..."Halt, boy foot bear with teaks of Chan!"

RE: No Rike Chinese

Soo...Mimi...

I hope you had a good time chatting with Warrops.

RE: No Rike Chinese

Okay...

So these two Irishmen walk out of a bar...
HEY! I could happen!

RE: No Rike Chinese

So true about the authenticity of the ethnic foods...seems they all get rather "Americanized". It's still okay, just not "authentic".

There is (or at least was) a very good relatively authentic Chinese eatery in Menomonie, WI. I forget the name. It's near the Mabel Tainter Theater, as I remember.

RE: No Rike Chinese

I like Chinese.
I'm especially fond of General Tso's Chicken.