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HEY, NEWBIES...THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

Welcome to the CS Blogs, Jim!!
Yes...
This will be a GREAT OPPORTUNITY for you to meet fellow shy newbies...

Just like yourself.
Who are commenting on a blog...
for the VERY FIRST TIME!!
Just like YOU are!


(Great angle yer wotkin' here, Jim!...
I wish to hell I'D thought of it. )

HEY, NEWBIES...THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

Atta Girl, Lou!

HEY, NEWBIES...THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

CH-


Yeah, that would be one big blooper, alright.
I guess it proves we're all just human.

HEY, NEWBIES...THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

Yeah...
Might be a good opportunity for folks to do some reminiscing...
How THEY broke into the blogs.

Good thinkin' there Angel!

That's the kind of problem-solving approach we should look for when selecting the next POTUS!

HEY, NEWBIES...THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

You bet, Witch!
I reckon the newbies will appreciate as much enforcement as we all can give 'em.


Not only stay...Spread the word!!!

RE: "NOTHING TO DO WITH ME"

Same blog...
A Cuppy Cake vid for you, Wallops!
Yes.
There really IS a Cuppy Cake video!

RE: "NOTHING TO DO WITH ME"

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Have a look a the "Freezing Hell" blog.
There's a "let's fly to pluto" vid waiting for you.

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RE: "NOTHING TO DO WITH ME"

Highlight/Web Search -

> YouTube twisted sister <

RE: "NOTHING TO DO WITH ME"

I once knew a nun who was also a contortionist.

Yep...You guessed it!

She was a "Twisted Sister".

(Yeah...you're groaning now...
but you KNOW you're gonna re-tell it!)

RE: Gifts

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RE: "BEING IN THE MAFIA"

Correction...
HIGHLIGHT/Web Search
(See "Freeze Warning For Hell!!!" Blog, above.)

RE: "BEING IN THE MAFIA"

Cut/Paste/Web Search:

YouTube Mickey Blue Eyes funny scene - Hugh Grant.

RE: "BEING IN THE MAFIA"

Mickey Blue Eyes...
It's a movie...
An English guy wants to marry a woman...
& finds out she comes with "family" connections.

Hugh Grant, Jean Triplehorn & James Caan.
Hilarious!

What are the three times in his life an Italian sees his priest?
His baptism.
His wedding.
His execution.

RE: Gifts

I'm not a member of an organized religion.
I'm proud to be a humble Quaker.
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A Quaker farmer goes to milk his cow...
The cow kicks the pail over.
Farmer: "Thou knowest that I mayest not curseth thee."

Goes again to milk the cow...
The cow swats the farmer with her tail.
Farmer: "Thou knowest that I mayest not striketh thee."

Goes again to milk the cow...
She kicks the farmer against the wall.
Farmer: "What thou knowest not, is that I mayest selleth thee to a Baptist...
and he will beateth the devil out of thee!"

RE: "BEING IN THE MAFIA"

My Italian (NOT Sicilian! And more specifically Neapolitan) father-in-law was involved in state politics.
He scrupulously avoided any HINT of "family" connections.
Absolutely NOTHING was ever to be fixed!
If your lawnmower broke down...you got it repaired.
NOT fixed!

Some of his kids (wife included) married non-Italians.
We were known as the "Mickey Blue Eyes" wing of the family.

On those VERY rare occasions when I may have done something to annoy the wife, she'd remind me that she could make one phone call and I could find out where Jimmy Hoffa is.

It's good to know these things!

RE: What is your EMOTICON? by BlogWatcher

RE: what ever happened to serve and protect

Doe-
Racial profiling?...you bet it occurs!
My son (who resembles his Italian mother) was absolutely "profiled" as a Native American - and (mis)treated as such by Red Wing, MN Police.

It's a whole lot more personal when it happens to YOU!!

RE: Obama is muslim

Baptecostal...

RE: Inspirational Humor

A guy arrives at Heaven's gate lugging a large sack of gold bars which he had amassed during his Earthly sojourn.

St. Peter informs him he "can't take it with him".

The guy pleads that he could not truly enjoy paradise without his gold -
could an exception be made?

Peter's patience is wearing thin...
He finally asks the guy...
"What's the big deal over a sack of cobblestones?!!!"

RE: Inspirational Humor

If God is your co-pilot...
Switch seats.

RE: What would you do

I'd have the old friend drive the dying woman to a hospital...
While I kept the "perfect match" company.

RE: You Know You're Getting Older When....

RE: Parents and kids

Apples & oranges Z!
You're comparing a fighter with a high power to weight ratio to a transport built to efficiently(!) carry cargo & people.
Equipping it with engines powerful enough to go that fast @ sea level would defeat one of the designers' primary objectives...efficiency.
Even a Spitfire couldn't do close to 500 mph...even at altitude, let alone sea level!

Pilots debated whether a plane of that type could even be effectively controlled enough to hit those buildings at those (impossible) speeds.

Closest thing available...some of 'em tried it in a simulator. One did it but it took him a lot of tries.

And you're trying to tell me an impossible feat NEVER attempted - let alone ACCOMPLISHED - in the real world was done with a guy at the controls who barely knew how to fly a basic trainer... TWICE!!!

(Pilots for 9/11 truth.)

RE: you worry me

RE: you worry me

Combined, WTC 1, 2 & 7 weighed abou 1 1/2 MILLION tons.
Perspective...that exceeds the United States' ENTIRE FLEET of nine Supercarriers!!

There doesn't appear to be enough debris from those buildings...

APRIL 14/15: DOUBLY HISTORICALLY SIGNIFICANT! WHY?

Not to mention all that mayonnaise...

RE: you worry me

The reaction described in the OP is a response to what occurred on 9/11.
So what happened on 9/11 would be relevant.

RE: you worry me

What people know to be true doesn't matter, Lindsy.
What matters, is what they can be induced to BELIEVE...
even if it conflicts with what they know to be true.

Or violates physical laws.

Cut/Paste Web Search:

> YouTube Where Did The Towers Go? Judy Wood <

APRIL 14/15: DOUBLY HISTORICALLY SIGNIFICANT! WHY?

Close...so close, I'll give it to you!

1865 (150 years ago this year BTW) -
Lincoln was shot on the night of April 14...
He died on the morming of April 15.


47 years later...

1912 -
The Titanic struck an iceberg on the night of April 14.
It sank on the morning of April 15.


A little known side story of the Titanic:
It was carrying a load of Mayonnaise ultimately bound for Mexico.

Mexicans hold an annual event commemorating the loss...
Sinko de Mayo.

RE: you worry me

Once AGAIN...None of this explains, nor implies, WHO did WHAT or WHY...
It DOES point out that the commonly held concept of what occurred is NOT what happened.