The Corona Virus Fairy

I do get groceries delivered.
rolling on the floor laughing Wow...it's so much funnier now!

Thanks Blue.

The Corona Virus Fairy

Who says it won't help to wear a mask? It's just a matter of how much mask you are willing to wear.

A cheap dust mask might not adequately protect against tiny particles but a full-face respirator w/ particulate cartridges/filters will. Also, all dust masks aren't created equal. Some are better than others for "dust".

RE: As only one who learned under the tutelage of.....

confused

RE: Venezuela Bernie....Caracas Sanders....

confused

RE: Overseas ladies. Alluring as they may be for us non yanking Yanks....

confused

RE: Eta Pravda, Tovarish Bernardovich.....

confused

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

laugh


Coffee with a smidge of French vanilla flavoring.

Ty tman.
wave

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking yawn news...i guess

Same ol' same ol'....


..need coffee

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Hey KAL! Nice to see you!

Now I'm hungry.

teddybear

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking News!

But first a word from our sponsor.

You've had a long, hard day--cutting-and-pasting political propaganda, misinformation, and parroting stale rhetoric on a free dating site, and your arthritis is acting up...

What's a keyboard warrior to do?

Go do something else.

This has been a message from the seventy four remaining brain cells in your cranium.

We now return to...whatever this is
dancing

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking News!


CV Fever is hitting LA!


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I had to settle for a 8-9pm delivery time, which was no longer an option by the time placed my order. Tomorrow morning is the best they can do. It's 11am now.

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking News!

For the fossilized, American bloviating blowhards: The Sock and Parrot site is currently under construction...

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But should be up and running shortly. We apologize for any delays...or if you weren't able to make it to the bathroom in a timely fashion.


sad flower

RE: I really hate to bring this up.

You can stay nice and clean.
bouquet

I'll tend to the weeds.
grin

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking News!

If at first your cut-and-paste blog tanks (as it should). Try, try again! And again! And again! Ad nauseam.

RE: I really hate to bring this up.

RE: I really hate to bring this up.



Your wish has been granted.

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking News!

It's a new day with New news and sharpened pencils.

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Does the parrot look too much like a pigeon?
confused

RE: Connecting Statler and Waldorf

Don't let inspiration go to waste.



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I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

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Hi I new memba my name lejin.

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking News!

We work on tips!

This level of excellence in reporting doesn't come cheap!

And emoties don't either.

We're currently saving for the f-u.

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking News!

When cutting-and-pasting doesn't quite display the vacuous depth of your room-temperature creativity...

Try empties! Oops, I mean emotie s

applause

And where one is good applause applause. Two must be better!

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking News!

I forgot to add an emotie!
doh

Whew!

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking News!

Flooding isn't your invention!

RE: Connecting Statler and Waldorf

V. teddybear

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking News!

Cutting and pasting is the newest blogging craze (emphasis on 'craze')!

You don't have to hang your head in shame any longer because you can't tell a modifier from a dangling participle!

Who could be bothered with writing original work (aside from people whose living depends on it)? Just steal! No crime here on CS for being a thief or anything...so steal it and post as yours! Brilliant!

You'll be the toast of your adult remedial reading class!

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thumbs up

RE: Connecting Statler and Waldorf

After looking at the image of the car w/ pizza slicers 4 tires, I realized how ridiculous that idea was

It would never work with just two.
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Fixed it.

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Hiya Kal
bouquet

I'll try to remember those words next time I have a question about CS. They say it all!

wink

RE: Connecting Statler and Waldorf

I don't like to brag but I have the body of an eighteen-year-old.

I need to bury it soon because the dog keeps nibbling on its toes.

I Heard The News Today, Oy Vey!

Breaking News

Musicians who have written D.J.Trump love letters also include:

Neil Young
Rhianna
Elton John
The Rolling Stones
The Estate of George Harrison
Brian May
Axyl Rose
REM
.....just to name a few.

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