Seriously though, I swear all the time but not amongst the general public. When I hear young teens swearing while in public it makes me want to %¥™? their &3$?< Up their &@%®ing &#@$"!!!!!
Q "kyew"? I can say it in one syllable, Usha. Christopher Walken might make it a two syllable letter though.
I'm tellin' ya, that U has some politicians in it's back pocket. We owe it to all of the other monosyllabic letters to knock U down a notch by changing the "double U" to a "why".
Ok, enough of this. Now I feel like I'm beating a dead H.
It's not complicated, although I might have made it seem that way.
Consider the alphabet phonetically (sing the ABC song). The names we give "ay" "bee" "see" etc. all have one syllable, right? That is until we get to W ("double you" "ex" "why" "zee").
So my idea is to rename W with a one syllable name. W+a vowel sound. Well, it turns out that I personally like the way "why" sounds for the new W but it's already taken by Y. Still with me?
So I decided to change Y ("why") to "Yay" to accommodate.
So now the last four letters of the alphabet will sound like this. "Why, Ex, Yay Zee". and two syllables lighter.
This is why marijuana should be used in moderation!
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RE: 2019 and still no pictures of the earth.
The earth is shaped like an hour glass which logically explains the shifts in polarity.