aJester22 Blog Comments (619)

Barnes and Noble, (B&N) . .ok?

nope . . sweet Darlin Keesy, . .

that's the "mixed up" translation i meant, . . .

When a woman speaks in a woman's language, . .she means one thing, . .

But, . . .

When a guy hears it repeatedly, . . . I guy kinda hears it(interprets it differently), . .

Women speak and Understand, women's language . . .

Men speak and Understand, . .men's language, . ..

Venus and Mars, . . . .i guess?, .

Barnes and Noble, (B&N) . .ok?

And Sweet Darlin Frenchie, . .

from what i have been told in the Past, , , .

. Arrogance, . .and funny, . . .and Mustaches have very, very, very, little to do with Anything, . . .

The Whole Entire Bottomline: is "Trust", . . .

Trust and Good Intentions, . . is the main thing that little women, . .really, really, really, . . ."Like A Lot". .

i guess, . . ,

Barnes and Noble, (B&N) . .ok?

And Sweet Darlin Kees, . .

Yeah, . .some women get very, very, very mad at me for compliments sometimes, . .

Because when I type words(compliments) on my computer, . .
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some little women, (Misinterpret them)(my jokes), . . .on their computer, . . and it comes out, on their computer, . ..

the "Exact Opposite", . . of what I meant ,

I think that's why, . . video cams, . .may become more important, in the future, . .

RE: Car trouble & Life in general

Hey Dude, ..
A catalitic converter costs $350, so your mechanic just took a drill, and popped a hole in your old converter, . . .which is fine, . . .
unless you have to go for an emissions inspection, . .

Before you change thermostat, and mess with a heater core, . .
Just check your vacume lines connected to your heater switch, . . . ok?, . .

JMHO
Good luck .

RE: need advice

Well Dude, . . .JMHO
That date is kinda past History, . . .so forget about it, .
If you want future advice, . .

Next little woman, . . You are gonna pick the place, . . and don't say the word date, . . . just say coffee, . .
Your gonna meet at the downtown district, at a coffee shop, that your familiar with, anywhere between 4 to 6PM, . . preferably 30 to 45 minutes, after she gets off work.

Your gonna make sure, there's a bar, and a restaurant, . .within walkin distance, . . three or four blocks max

It doesn't hurt, if the bar has pool tables, . . (your kinda in constant motion), not stuck, staring eyeball to eyeball, . . it will breaks up the tension, . . for you . .

Step #1 Back at the coffee shop, . . if you last more than 30 minutes, . . than ask if she's hungry, for some appetizers, or maybe wants to shoot pool, or maybe a drink . . .

But, . . if she leaves after the coffee, . . .then just walk down to the bar, by yourself, and get really, really, drunk, . . .ok?, . .
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RE: On (dis)connecting flights..

Hey Young AJ, .

I'm sorry to hear you got stuck and Lost in Larnaca . .

But, . .If I can find the right little woman for you .

I'll send her over to pick you up, . .and i'll give her a Map, a costa Latte, and some tylenol . . to bring with her, . . ok?

But I just realized i don't know any Maltese Women yet, . . .so just sit tight for a while, . .

RE: what men want ?

Actually John, . .
Maria and her twin sister, . . .are Not real fond, of Persian Dudes, . . . . and they are (Very, Very, Outspoken,) . . .

In fact, they might even get a Little mad , . , . at most Persian Men

They have told me what life is like for little persian girls,. with the new regime, . . .and it sure Isn't very Nice.

But, . . .the little sister Ghoga really loves iranian Guys, . .and married another one, . . .out in California, .

RE: what men want ?

ok. . . , . .my last comment, . . .ok?

Actually, and very honestly,

I have been divorced for many, many years, . . . .
But, . . .

I would still trust all of my Persian ladies, . . . .with my life, . . . (and that i swear to Ala, . .and Muhammed)

I'm sorry about so many comments, . . .

RE: what men want ?

Actually Sweet Heli, . .

my Persian women, . . . would never, ever, never, . . .lie, . . . . . . . .to me, . .

RE: what men want ?

yes, . .

and then they end up, . . .

with two, or three wives, . under the same roof, . . . .right?, . .

I went to get coffee

Darlin Classy lass Kas, . .

I always love joking with you, . . . , . .

But Darlin, didn't you read my last comment, . . .

I kinda think you were laughin at a couple, too many jokes, when you were younger, . . .

And that's how you ended up with Four kids, . . .

Joking with strangers, . .can be very, very, very serious, sometimes, . . . .

But, . . .you are a very bright spot in my day, . .

RE: why do 50- year old men send me messages??

Hi Super Sweet Stasia, . .
i'm an old dude, . . . . .

and actually, i don't really go walkin hand in hand, . . with too many Young 18 year olds, . . .

And it's not because someone might mistake her for my daughter, . .

I'm more afraid everybody will mistake her for my, . ."Nurse", . .and it will look like, . . I just escaped from the "Old folks home".

and this pretty little 18yo creature, is tryin to bring me back, . , .

I went to get coffee

Very true John, . .

Actually, one innocent stupid little joke, . .is all it takes to lead to coffee, . .and coffee can lead to a date, . . .and a date, . . will lead into more, . . . and before you know it, . .

You could be talkin babies, and marriage, . . .all startin off with, one innocent little joke, . . .

I went to get coffee

Exactly, . .pretty Pink Daisy, . . .

It might have cheered her up and took her thoughts away for a moment, . . . (just a moment)

But what was really cool, . . .it kinda cheered me up, . . .even more, . . .

God, . .

Hi Sweet Lovely liza, . . .
No, no, no, . .

I kinda talk like this in real life, . . ..

To Me, . .the term "little" means, . . feminine, .

When I say little, . .I am thinking, (in my head) kinda Feminine, innocent, fragile, . . delicate, . . precious, . . and kinda (someone that needs to be protected)

But "little" Never ever is related to , . . "Size" or "Age", . . .

RE: what men want ?

Hey,Good friend John, . .
I realize that Persian men, . .are allowed to take as many wives, as they can afford, . . . which might be kinda, . . "Cool", . .

But,. . A Smart Persian man, with many wives, . . would probably be lookin for Nice personalities, and real good hearts, . .

cause with a Lot of little wives, to "Keep Happy", . . . .he can get very "tired out", . . . .

Hodah hafez

RE: good bye cs

Hey Sweet Teach, . .

I was gonna bring you an apple today and be teachers pet , . .

But some kids were kinda chasing me, and i had to throw the apples at them, . . slow em down a little, . .

You have probably already guessed, . .yeah, . . the kids were all, . . . . .Mad, . . little women, . . .

RE: good bye cs

Wow, that's a bummer, . .Dude, . .

Sweet Cherry, was just startin to take a, likening to you, . . , . .

She gets pretty fond of fine, faceless, folks, . . sometimes, . .

RE: what men want ?

Hi Sweet Heliva, . .

I think with some men, . . it can be very simple, . ..

Perhaps some guys just want to gently and carefully touch a little woman"s, . . . Heart, . . .

Even if, . . it is only for a moment, a minute, an hour, . . .or, . . for a Lifetime, . . . . ,

RE: Why Men Are Afraid?

Actually John, .
. .i think your English is making very good improvement, . .

And Your point, at first glance, . . is kinda accurate, . .

But the way I see it, is kinda . . ."young men", . . go out, capture,and then find out, . . that is not quite, what they were looking for, . .

I honestly think, the very biggest problem, is that when you are very young, . . . you really "Don't Know", what traits, personality, qualities, and character will be right for you, , . . so it's trial and error, . . .

I kinda think, by the time, you know Exactly, what you want in a woman, and what you've been searching for, your whole life, . .

Unfortunately, . . you get kinda Old, . .

Someone once said . . youth is wasted on the young, .

RE: Why Men Are Afraid?

Howdy John, Mr. Tall, . .and 10k

I kinda heard you guys talkin about Caveman days and Womenm . . . so i thought I would do Some research, . . . .



Now this is Only for the Guys to watch, . . .ok?

I already have enough little ladies mad at me, . . for one lifetime, . .

A Good friend of mine, just deleted herself

Yes Mr. too Tall, . .
I will miss her too, . . .
She was a very nice little, Russian Girl, . . and i always enjoyed helping her, . . with her very poor English, . . . and i think,. . . . i will even miss that terrible little temper, . . that she always had, . .

But now, . . I guess we will never know, . . . .if her terrible, little, russian, temper tantrums, . . . . ever improved?, . .

A Good friend of mine, just deleted herself

Hi Pretty Pink, . .

You are lookin Good, . . . . .just like always, . . .

God, . .

Hey Mr. too Tall, . .

, . .I didn't even put her on my list, . .

I never knew that horses, dogs, and cats, . . had to be fed(eat and taken care of), . on Christmas, and weekends, and holidays, . . . .

The farmers life, . . . .sure as heck, . . is Not for me, . .

RE: what is the greatest weapon in the world?

Hey Mister Tall,how's it goin, . .
and I think,. . trust can kinda lift the Spirits, and also tear down the little Walls, . . .that some little ladies build, . . .maybe, . .

Serenity

RE: On two wrecked Hondas..

Actually Kid, . .

I know a "whole lot", . . of little ladies, back in New York, and they knew me, . .

And that's kinda, exactly why, . . I left the country, and came here to CS, . .

RE: On two wrecked Hondas..

Hey Kid, . . how ya doin?

I was just wondering, . . .just because I live in New York, . .

is this some kind of hint, . . . that you kinda, want me track this girl down, . . . look all over the state, . . . . go from door to door, . . knockin, . . ..

Just so that I can tell her, . . about your poor old CSX . . .

A Good friend of mine, just deleted herself

yep, . . .I guess, . .I'm just gonna "Wish Her The Best", . . .

A Good friend of mine, just deleted herself

Sometimes, . .those tough breaks, . . . don't really effect you, . . .untill you are much, much older, . . . .

and then they hit you, . . .when you don't expect it, . .