aJester22 Blog Comments (619)

RE: The best dating site pickup lines or intro lines..

Well Sweet Soft Sarah,

I guess the only pickup line, that a little woman needs to tell a man is, . . .

, . . . "I have a heart beat", . . . , . .

and that will work, . . every time, . .

RE: Things not to do ...

Hi Sweet Sassy Sally,. .

When I get an email from a little woman, . . it's almost always thoughtful, kind, compassionate, caring, and sincere., . .
Which I really, really like a Lot, . . , .
(and feel fortunate, and kinda makes my day)

But apparently, when you little ladies, get letters, from some of these guys, . .
It's probably, kinda like you're getting a message, from a coldhearted, callous, cruel, " Monster from Hell", . , . .and you don't know why, . .

I guess you do got my sympathy, . .

RE: Farewell, and good riddance

Sorry Dude, . .

I think these little ladies like Email, and blogs better than the Forum, . . .
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I don't think they realize yet, that the forum is instant messaging, . .without any delay, . .

Once they try it somemore, . . they are really, really, gonna like it, . . . . . .(i think), . . . .

I'll give ya a shout, . . and have the Nurse wake ya up, . . if anything pans out, . . . ok dude?.

RE: Farewell, and good riddance

Hey kid, . .

Sounds like your havin a real bad day, . .

but I may have some "possible" good news, . . .

I just invited a few little ladies over to (MY Place) at the Forums, . . ..

and if too many, little ladies, start showin up, . . ..

I might need your help , . .ok? . . AJ junior

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RE: Lets just chat!!!

Hello Sweet Beautiful Darlin little Ladies, . .

actually, I have a semi private room available over at "Hotel FORUMS", . . .

it's kinda cool, . . in "real Time" with quote buttons, and real neat, soft, comfortable furniture, . .

You guys might like it, . .

The room is registered under the name, . .(Talk too much, and take a Gamble, . . or play it Safe, and Speak Rarely?).

and the location is:Dating and relating

and Remember;, . . HotelForums, . . .ok? . . .

all (sweet, kind, sensitive) little ladies, . . welcome,. . ok?

PS; Frenchie, . . I'm throwin up a blog ina moment, . . let me know if it's ok,(acceptable) . . .ok?, . . , .

RE: Lets just chat!!!

Well Hello there,
Sweet Amazing Amely,. . .

Actually Jester's my name, . .

and Chattin" my Game, . . .ok?

Hey Frenchie, how ya doin, . . .

Cats can get pretty mad, . .

hi Pretty Pink, . .

Hello, . . . I'm glad you liked the lion pic, even though CS made me take it down, . .

and, before the Lion left, . . .

He said he would like to have your "little bunny" over "for a nice Dinner", . . .sometime soon. .

Cats can get pretty mad, . .

Sweet Darlin CalmHearts, . .

You're a good girl, . . . .

Dog fights, are no fun to watch and/or gamble on.

, . . and the actual dogs, don't like "dog fighting" very much, . either, . . , . .

But Sweet Calm, . . .your invited to the forum also, . . .

I can't promise, any dog fights, . .though, . .

Cats can get pretty mad, . .

Hey Sweet Torley, . . .

In case you wake up and get the urge to start talkin again,. . .

I was thinkin about takin you out for dinner, at the Forums, .

Yeah I got a little semi-private spot over there which is like IM, . . .except even better, . . .

If you're interested, . . . I will make a reservation, .for two, . . .ok?, . . . Tor, . .

Cats can get pretty mad, . .

Sweet Darlin Calm, . .

I'm not really in to Dog fightin anymore,

I would much rather just kick back,

and, . . Admire all the Felines, that walk past, .

Cats can get pretty mad, . .

Helio, . . . . short attention span

Cats can get pretty mad, . .

Sweet Darlin Torley,
I must admit, . .I have never, ever, ever laughed for six straight hours of (nothing but laughter, . . in my entire Life, before)

And, You now Hold the Official Record for( Worlds Greatest Talker), . . . .

Congratulations, . . .

And I will remain Curious, . .and in a Mystery, . . until I finally find out, . . What you look like, . .

That is of course, . . If you can ever learn to Be Quiet, . .

For long enough, . . . .

To Post a Photo, . . . .

RE: Why man cannot be alone?

and, . . .here is a Song, i wrote for you, . . .ok?

RE: Why man cannot be alone?

Hi Sweet, Shy, Slim/Slender, Snowy December,

I don't think being alone, or a couple, has anything in this world, to do with strength,(or lack of it) . .

All that I have found out, . .in a short time of being single is:

Being Single is Freedom, . . .but boring, as the devil, . .

And, being a couple is, a "whole LOT of FUN", . . .with a Perfect Woman, . . . .

Question: ok?

Sweet Darlin, Faith, . .

I live for ( ( Danger ) ), . .

If i didn't have excitement in my Life, . . . .

I don't think i would Enjoy it,(life), . . this much,

Question: ok?

Sweet, lovely Lonely . . .

There is one thing, we can both Totally agree on, . .

I am crazy, . . .after, . . all these years, .

But, . . it was just a thought, . . .I didn't ask anybody out yet, . ..

I usually draw the line with, . . 30 year olds, . .

twins

ok, . . Sweet little frenchie, . .

I will write it Up, . . .and I will try, to keep it condensed, . . (to the point, kinda), . . If i can, . .

A Winter's Day, . . in December

Good Morning, . . Sweet Oly, . . . Kind little,Frenchie, and Compassionate Caring, Calm Heart,, . . . .
.and You too, Mr. F, .

In Reality, . . .when I first found sanctuary, here at this really, really cool CS, . . back in October, . .

The First thing I noticed upon arrival, was that so many,.

Sweet, Sensitve, Sincere, Sensational, and Sensual, little ladies, . had seemed to have built a Lot of Walls, .


. . . kinda around their fragile, delicate, little hearts, . .too Protect them from Future Pain

And it seemed like a real shame, . . at the time

But, . . . . Now i Realize, .

Maybe, everybody needs a couple Months on here, . . . . for a similar reason, . . .

Kinda, . . . .to Take a Break, from Reality, . .

RE: my fav 50 pickup Lines ^_*

Dear Sweet Happy Darlin, Sun and Sea,

I've been searchin this entire CS internet, Endlessly, .

for the perfect little woman, with the perfect combination of Incredible Intelligence and Remarkable Beauty, . . . .

And at last, . . . . .You have arrived, . . . ,

Sunday, B&N (bookstore),. Final Chapter

Very sweet little, Frenchie

I don't want to be hangin off, . . "ANY bridge" by my neck, . .
Not in London, Paris, or Nottingham, . . .ok?, . .

I might bungee jump, . . but that rope, is gonna be tied to my feet, . . . ok?, . . .

and, i was kinda a little late, by 20 minutes(coffee pit stop) to pick up the rugrat, . . .and he was furious, . . walking back home, . . .

He definitely doesn't like my funny jokes, . .when he is Furious(very Mad)

and the "two" 28 year old genetically, (three minutes apart), . ..

is gonna take a little while to type up, . . because i think I'm gonna need ALL 4000 letters, that CS gives me for a Blog, . ..

Al bienne toe, . . . . i think, . . ,

Sunday, B&N (bookstore),. Final Chapter

Another Question?

Last night, .i kinda, accidentally, . .on purpose, . . .ended up back at the twins, (Courtney and Lindsy's) restaurant, . . ..

The two of them, are a lot of fun and very interesting, when they're together, . .and they are 28 years old, . . ok?, . .

question; should I blog this, . . .or just tell ya, later, in person? ? ?, . . .

Sunday, B&N (bookstore),. Final Chapter

This is really, really, really, Cool, . .

I wake up in the morning, go to my desk, . .turn on a little Magical, black box, with a monitor. . .

And ("poof"), . .I have a very, very Sweet, pretty little French girl, . . .with some really, really good advice, . . sittin there, . . waitin for me, . .

I Really like this, . . and You are kinda like my gaurdian Angel, from Sherwood Forest, . .

And, I'm kinda like an old, reformed highway man,. . .who just doesn't want to end up, . . .hanging, off the London Bridge , .

Je vous remercie beaucoup de jeune fille douce juste. . . J'aime vos conseils,. . et maintenant je vais voir Stevens, conseiller scolaire,. . pour parler de son collège. . . Je vous verrai plus tard,. . . ok?

Sunday, B&N (bookstore),. Final Chapter

Hi Sweet Darlin Livin, . .

I wasn't quite sure if it was Legal, . .to put an Ex's pic up, on one of these sites, . . . .

And, i have a cellphone, . .saw your comment, . .and told the rugrat about it, , . . . (the little hand, talkin too much)

It's the first time, I saw Steven smile, . . in quite a while, . . , .

Sunday, B&N (bookstore),. Final Chapter

Actually Jeannie turned out to be the Perfect little Woman, . . .for the next 3 1/2 years, . .

But, . . the trouble I went to, . . was definitely "Worth It", . .

Should i leave her pic up, for a day?, . . or am i doing something stupid, . . again? . . . .

and, i got to go pick up the youngest rugrat, . . .but i will be back,. . a little, . . .lot, . . later, . .

RE: Im A Newbie!

Hello, Beautiful Young Sweet 18yo, Darlin Monika,

Congrats, . . on the awesome little dude, . . . .

Rugrats, and (all kids in general), are "THE" most important thing, . . in this life, . . .

just One word of Wisdom, . .from a very, very, very old man, . .

Enjoy them while they are young, . . .cause they will grow up, . .in the blink of an eye, . .

Remember not to blink, . . . ok?

and by the way, . . .Nice to meet ya, . . from the old dude, . .

RE: Its Saturday night,, I'm bored,, what do you do???

Well Sweet Frenchie, . .
If it's saturday night, and you're bored, . . and you're done serving a 45 dinner meal and the dishes are all put away, . ..

I guess you could always Skype somebody, . . . .

Barnes and Noble, (B&N) . .ok?

Dear Sweet Lovely Jeddah, . .

As you should know, . .

It is proper that the Man always pays, . .

Just ask any, . . . .little woman, . . , . .ok?

It's traditional, . .in America, . .

Barnes and Noble, (B&N) . .ok?

Hi Sweet Pretty Pink, . .

You, . .are very kind and thoughtful, .Thank you, . , . .

and i think that You are, . . .a very compassionate, and romantic young Lady, . .

with many, many, many, . . . experiences yet To come, . .
.

Barnes and Noble, (B&N) . .ok?

Too true, . . .

but let's Not forget, . . .about "Mastercard", . . .

Barnes and Noble, (B&N) . .ok?

I don't know sweet Kees, . .

I'll take travelers checks too, . . . . .if it's the "RIGHT", . .little lady, . . .