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Girls Night OutThe other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours pa... | 723 | 7 | 0 | Dec 2015 | Dec 2015 | May 18 |
THE HAIRCUTBlessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,... | 568 | 7 | 0 | Jun 2018 | Jun 2018 | May 17 |
PrognosisMorris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks h... | 545 | 7 | 0 | May 2018 | May 2018 | May 11 |
Burt ReynoldsSad news for fans of Burt Reynolds! If you don't already know, he died Thurs. Sept. 6. I was always a big fan of his! He made some very good movi... | 3,792 | 7 | 0 | Sep 2018 | Sep 2018 | May 18 |
Christian Subject MatterDuring these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews... | 861 | 7 | 0 | Sep 2018 | Sep 2018 | May 18 |
I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service... | 634 | 7 | 0 | Jul 2018 | Jul 2018 | May 19 |
A love story to bring a tear to your eyeOle & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern Minnesota. It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over. Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen... | 903 | 7 | 0 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 | May 13 |
Happy Valentine's DayI want to wish a Happy Valentine's Day to everyone on the blogs, whether they be friend or foe!... | 753 | 7 | 0 | Feb 2019 | Feb 2019 | May 13 |
Think About ThisCan you list the number of women/men that you have fallen in love with and their names?... | 599 | 7 | 0 | Dec 2017 | Dec 2017 | 14 hrs ago |
Nww york City LoveYou are a complete a**! You should bow OUT!!!!!... | 563 | 7 | 0 | Oct 2017 | Oct 2017 | May 13 |
A Little ChuckleEver since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink in search of a solution. "Just put yourself... | 635 | 7 | 0 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 | May 11 |
Ups and DownsThe ups and downs of the Stock Market frightened a lot of small investors. One guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and asked if he were worr... | 453 | 7 | 0 | Nov 2017 | Nov 2017 | 22 hrs ago |
Diary of a Snow ShovelerDecember 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lov... | 785 | 7 | 0 | Jan 2018 | Jan 2018 | May 18 |
Today Feb. 9, is, Happy National Pizza DayWhat is The World's Largest Pizza Chain With Over 16,000 Locations Worldwide? Pizza Hut is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, and is the world’s larges... | 1,231 | 7 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | 13 hrs ago |
Today's Housekeeping Tips"Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've have been sick and unable to clean".... | 543 | 7 | 0 | Sep 2017 | Sep 2017 | May 14 |
Talking DogWhile walking along the street, a man saw a sign that said: TALKING DOG FOR SALE, $10. The man couldn’t believe his ears when the dog said, “Please bu... | 670 | 6 | 0 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 | May 19 |
Adams RibAdam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone... | 557 | 6 | 0 | Aug 2017 | Aug 2017 | May 9 |
Irish PainterTo be sure...... to be sure.....we just love the Irish!! A painter by the name of Paddy Mc Manus, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrai... | 530 | 6 | 0 | May 2017 | May 2017 | 5 hrs ago |
Men Are Just Happier PeopleWhat do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is... | 634 | 6 | 0 | May 2017 | Jun 2017 | May 9 |
The GenieAn elderly woman was rocking on her front porch when her dog, Rover, appeared with a lamp in his mouth. The woman took the lamp from the dog and_poof... | 538 | 6 | 0 | Jun 2017 | Jun 2017 | May 13 |
THE PERFECT HUSBANDSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins... | 578 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Apr 2018 | May 15 |
Better than a Flu Shot!Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One af... | 583 | 6 | 1 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | May 19 |
Must See This Magic ShowMust see this magic show! | 565 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | May 1 |
Super Bowl Tickets!I know it's late notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Minneapolis, MN at the new U. S. Bank Stadium on Sunday, February... | 477 | 6 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Feb 2018 | May 17 |
Billboard Outside Of BarIf ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or mor... | 572 | 6 | 0 | Feb 2018 | Mar 2018 | May 11 |
Tidbits of HumorQ: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for his miserable summer. Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send cards? A: The stamps kept fa... | 642 | 6 | 0 | May 2019 | May 2019 | May 12 |
Pearls of WisdomPearls of Wisdom: 1. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 2. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake... | 674 | 6 | 0 | Oct 2018 | Oct 2018 | May 10 |
This one will tug at even the coldest of hearts …Thinking back a few years, living in Florida, I remember Hurricane Matthew. I was ready for it but my wife was not. When the wind reached a scream... | 583 | 6 | 0 | Nov 2018 | Nov 2018 | May 18 |
THE PERFECT HUSBANDSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins t... | 527 | 6 | 0 | May 2018 | May 2018 | May 11 |
SmileWhy did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!... | 494 | 6 | 0 | Jun 2018 | Jun 2018 | May 11 |
CowsThe only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in... | 637 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 | May 3 |
Last Words Of The ArgumentMy wife was screaming at me "Leave! Get out of this house", she ordered! As I was walking out the door she yelled "I hope you die a slow and painfu... | 762 | 6 | 0 | Dec 2015 | Dec 2015 | May 12 |
Dear AbbyDear Abby, Tom, My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years. All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his... | 1,957 | 6 | 0 | Dec 2015 | Dec 2015 | May 10 |
U.S. Marine Corps Birthday!!!As a former U.S. Marine, I want to pay tribute and honor all former Marines (alive or deceased) today! The Marine Corps was established on Nov 10, 17... | 725 | 6 | 0 | Nov 2015 | Nov 2015 | May 13 |
Grins and SnickersI was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out... | 767 | 6 | 0 | Nov 2015 | Nov 2015 | May 5 |
Abby takes the day off work and decides to go golfHe is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9Iron... | 615 | 6 | 0 | Sep 2015 | Sep 2015 | May 18 |
A Bit Of HumorIn a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of... | 640 | 6 | 0 | May 2016 | May 2016 | May 19 |
THE SONG MOST RADIO STATIONS ARE BANNING IN THE USTHE SONG MOST RADIO STATIONS ARE BANNING IN THE US: > The song you are about to hear is from a Las Vegas Diamond Rio concert. They received an im... | 854 | 6 | 0 | May 2016 | May 2016 | 4 hrs ago |
Israeli Airport SecurityWhat a simple and brilliant idea! I particularly like the 'spare' seat announcement!! It's hard to beat Israeli technology! TEL AVIV, Israel... | 712 | 6 | 0 | Apr 2016 | Apr 2016 | May 12 |
The SalesmanMorris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyo... | 682 | 6 | 0 | Mar 2016 | Mar 2016 | May 8 |
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