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My neighbour

Once a week, usually on Sunday morning, I hear the man in the flat above mine emptying what sounds like a sack full of empty bottles into his dustbin....
1,442393Aug 2019Aug 2019Aug 2019May 14

Things that need doing

It was my birthday in March, it’s now nearly September and the three cards I received are still standing on my windowsill. On another windowsill, I h...
1,468461Sep 2019Aug 2019Sep 20194 hrs ago

Americana

“Quit talkin’ like a jerk, punk.” “Why I oughda fill ya fulla lead right here” “Gee, Pa, I didn’t mean’a do it” “say, who d’ya think ya talkin’ to?...
57220Aug 2019Aug 2019May 17

The Persuaders

It seems there is always someone here trying to convince me of something or other, and it’s always for my own good that I need to listen to them. Som...
1,586490Aug 2019Sep 2019May 19

In case you were wondering

Silly screen names are not unusual here, but here's the inspiration for mine. Pyramidal in construction, Hoober Stand is roughly 30m (...
1,240400Sep 2019Sep 2019May 14

Announcement

After a great deal of thought I decided I wanted to make an announcement, but then I changed my mind and decided I didn't want to make one. It was a...
1,045320Sep 2019Nov 2019May 16

Statement

On the morning of Saturday 7th September 2019, I arose at approximately 05:30. I prepared and ate breakfast, after which I attended to several domest...
759230Sep 2019Sep 201921 hrs ago

Becoming a wolf

Some people turn into a wolf when the moon is full, but most people don’t. So what can we do to increase our chances of becoming a wolf at full moon....
2,033640Sep 2019Sep 20197 hrs ago

The Implausibles

The Implausibles are a dedicated team of superhuman heroes, each with his own unique power, who patrol Blogland protecting its citizens from the force...
763200Sep 2019Sep 2019May 18

Jackpot

If CS were a one armed bandit, I wonder how much I would win for four Vierkaesehochs in a row. I'd be RICH!
903220Sep 2019Sep 2019May 17

What did we do wrong?

When Satan gave us country music, what was it exactly that we did to deserve it?...
1,600560Oct 2019Oct 201921 hrs ago

Doing one's bit.

Due to a recent departure, I understand there is a gap in the market here for "self-opinionated blather". I just wanted to say, I think I can fill th...
629260Aug 2019Aug 201951 mins ago

On returning my goods

I bought a light bulb last October. It was an LED bulb and guaranteed to last 15 years. Well it expired on Friday night. I took it back to the stor...
613130Aug 2019Aug 2019May 14

Foul Language

All our talk was peppered with the “F” word in the schoolyard in my early teens. That’s just the way it was and seemed perfectly normal, but it never...
1,344350Aug 2019Sep 2019May 14

A dream what I had

I had a very unusual dream the other night: I was a peasant or serf, or something like that, toiling away in the fields. Then the lady of the mano...
672360Aug 2019Aug 2019May 18

Meetings

Every morning at 11:00 am. there is a heads of department meeting. Usually, the meetings are held in the manager’s office, but if something particula...
915250Aug 2019Aug 201922 hrs ago

Flies and Spiders

I think flies prefer being outside. When they come inside most of their efforts seem directed towards getting back out again. It is strange how they...
820210Aug 2019Aug 2019May 14

Foot loose

For years I always wore socks and slippers indoors, it would have seemed uncivilised not to. Then one day I was talking to a friend who was telling m...
1,041360Aug 2019Aug 2019May 15

Poetry

I was reading ‘Do not go gentle into that good night’ by Dylan Thomas. It’s a poem about an old man who seems to have had his electricity cut off, an...
46740Aug 2019Aug 201918 hrs ago

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