The Implausibles

The Implausibles are a dedicated team of superhuman heroes, each with his own unique power, who patrol Blogland protecting its citizens from the forces of rationality and common sense.


Silly Billy: Silly Billy has the power to call upon a network of malicious misinformation, which he does not hesitate to unleash whenever reasonable people come together and threaten to create an atmosphere of fair mindedness.

Doctor Cottontail: Always there, lurking in the shadows, Dr. Cottontail will appear from nowhere to act as backup and support for one of his fellow implausibles. With his evil hyper dermic he will endeavour to inject a cocktail of toxins, formulated to cause an outbreak of scorn and ridicule among his enemies. Were he ever to get his formula right, he would be formidable.

The Angel of Doom aka. Cord Man: Chord Man has the ability to summon up the forces of divine retribution -or at least the threat of them. He does this by means of his special tube, whereby he channels the forces down upon his victims, leaving them totally powerless to take him seriously.

The Golden Shower: Appearing in many guises, but all of them completely transparent, Golden Shower brings forth from the heavens a torrent of crap when it is least expected. As the torrent emanates from directly above him, only those near him are in peril. Consequently, he is the only one who ends up covered in it.



Disclaimer: All characters in this blog are fictional, and any resemblance to real fake people is coincidental.