Statement

On the morning of Saturday 7th September 2019, I arose at approximately 05:30. I prepared and ate breakfast, after which I attended to several domestic matters which needed my attention. At approximately 08:00. I left my residence at ..........ADDRESS REMOVED......... and drove directly to Tesco, Wath-Upon-Dearne to do my weekly shopping. The selection of avocados was particularly disappointing. On completion of my shopping, at approximately 09:30. I called at the on site fuel pumps to replenish my vehicle’s fuel tank, where I also purchased ten small cigars. I then proceeded directly home, arriving at approximately 10:00. Apart from taking a bag of rubbish out to the bin, at some time between 16:30 and 17:00, I remained inside for the rest of the day. I did nothing of significance for the remainder of the evening and retired to my bed at approximately 22:30, where I remained until approximately 05:30 the following morning. I do not possess a pair of binoculars, and neither have I possessed any since January 2015.
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Statements do not require comments so I am loathe to do so.

But I would recommend shopping around for better quality avocados.
If you only look on the one site, I mean store, for quality products, you may miss out on the avocados which are perfect for you.
I seem to remember exhaustively covering the subject of avocados in a previous blog, molly. I think revisiting the topic would only get me worked up again. tip hat
Why would one mention binoculars and staying home. confused

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I have nothing to add to my statement, usha.

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This is carefully written with every time slot covered.

Are you in need of a alibi?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I don't need an alibi at the moment, usha, but there is no harm having one ready. uh oh
Do you live near a nudist colony?confused
Smile Hoober,Smile or something.grin
What would fall within your definition of "near", Cat?
For you, Bear. smile
Hmm, I'd say whatever a 10X42 can bring to a within few feet. But don't get me wrong, I'm not for one moment suggesting that you own such an optical device. hmmm
And I'm not for one moment going to admit to owning one, Cat. uh oh
hmmmmmmm maybe not binocs but I sense a telescope is involved.......detective
Hoober...I got to ask, what's the whole point of your blog ?
Coz I just don't get it lol
Let's not talk about optical apparatus, M4. hole
There's no point to it, really, SPCTR. After failing to make an announcement on my announcement blog, I thought I'd have a go at making a statement. As you can see, I managed to make one.

In my next blog, I may attempt to make an appointment. hmmm
So I hope this doesn't mean by this post Hoober is wanting to turn CS into another farcebook by posting what he is doing all the time and has a toilet like this one.
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Look hoober you've got a couple of new fans

rolling on the floor laughing
Toilet bowlman
And grandpa simpsonconversing
It doesn't mean anything, Inthecountryside, don't assume there is a purpose. scold
How could I remind you of your Grandfather, notaDoctor? I don't even know him. dunno
Yes, they come and they go, Blue.
My I suggest enrollment at the senior center. They have daily activities and social clubs.
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