Becoming a wolf

Some people turn into a wolf when the moon is full, but most people don’t. So what can we do to increase our chances of becoming a wolf at full moon. Well, it turns out there is nothing we can do. Most of us must just accept that we will never be a wolf, and that’s all there is to it.

I thought long and hard before posting this blog, and still got it wrong.
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Hi Hoober, things like this must be arranged before conception. wave
Ah, excellent, someone who knows about these things. So how would one go about conceiving a wolf child, Bea?
I love wolves! love
Do you, daniela? Do you have any experience of wolves?
You've got me thinking now, Bea. hmmm I'm really hoping it wasn't a full moon a week last Friday.
Hoobie...my only experience was when I trained dogs and some stupid people had some wolfdogs and didn't understand their language and behaviour doh

They're beautiful animals and..before all...they have a wild instinct which people should respect.
The moon is on the wane cool
I respect them, daniela.
I'm sure you do Hoobie.kiss
That sounds like something secret agents might use as a password, molly. detective detective tip hat
some stupid people had some wolfdogs and didn't understand their language and behaviour
Minerva say something in wolf/dog

confused sigh
Jane Bond at your servicetip hat
Ah, Miss Bond, I've been expecting you. wink
Have you got some problem with me Philip? confused

I see You've made a miraculous recovery.laugh
Don't blame me if daniela sets the dogs on you, Blue. dancing dog dancing dog
Even so, johnjjm, better stay indoors when the moon is full, just to be on the safe side.
oh yeah I need lock the windows this weather
don't shave for a month and dont go to the barber
As it happens, Genius, I have stopped going to the barber.
just go bey at the moon three times during the next full moon...there you have now been adopted into the wolf clan....you're welcome.....elephant
Minerva if you were Psychic as you so often claim you would already know the answer to your question so I guess a call BS

banana
They explained everything in the movies...

It's very painful to become a wolf. When a man becomes a werewolf he always screams, roars and yells. If you want to become one - you should get bitten or at least scratched by another werewolf.

How about putting an ad?
Miss Danella laugh
That explains everything laugh
I'm a mixed breed laugh
Part wolf
Part man laugh
I'm so much more in tune with animals than humans peace peace peace
They just seem so more on to it dunno cheering
( the animals) applause
I'm not sure I want to be in the wolf clan, M4. hmmm
I know better than to compete with you, Merc. hug
You really should restrict that acid tongue of yours to those who deserve it, Blue. There's a moron pretending to be a Republican supporting Chinese man round here, somewhere, why don't you go and give him a dose of your charm. wave
I find it painful enough being human, Bellanna, I wouldn't want to make it even worse by becoming a wolf. uh oh
It's such a shame animals don't blog, daears, it means you just have to make do with us humans. sigh
Hi Daers..wave

I happen to like mixed breeds.wink

My dog is also one and he's lovely
But we can blog on their behalf Hoobie ? dunno
Yes, daniela, of course we can. hug
While many people seem to be afraid of wolves, I think many also admire them, and that is why the werewolf myth came about. It is perhaps not surprising that stories of people being transformed into badgers or hedgehogs at the onset of predictable extraterrestrial events do not abound. dunno
Hoober

Minerva can hold her own and dosnt need you to speak for her yawn
She's been here years longer than a new bee such as you...
as for:
There's a moron pretending to be a Republican supporting Chinese man round here, somewhere, why don't you go and give him a dose of your charm. wave

If you want to start on someone do so don't try to get others to fight your virtual battles

If sure they are missing your acid tongue on the forums

conversing
No, of course she doesn't need me to speak for her. I spoke because of my need to speak.

As far as the "Chinese man roll eyes " is concerned, I have been doing my bit. If you were a real man you would also do your bit. Are you afraid of the "Chinese manroll eyes ", Blue?
I would be interested to hear what you consider a REAL Man hoober

Do you consider your actions here as an ideal I should strive to emulate rolling on the floor laughing

As for fearing virtual profiles on a virtual website in an electronically generated reality
.

Oh yes be afraid be very afraid
I will consider your proposal after you answer my REAL man question

innocent
I must say, Blue, it's not very sporting of you to expect me to justify all the things I say. If everyone required that of me I would hardly dare say anything. sigh
No..Minerva wasn't here long and she doesn't exist any longer.

As for Daniela..she doesn't fight on other people's blogs.

If someone has a personal vendetta they'd better come and face me on my own blog..out of respect for the OP.

Sorry Hoobie..you'd better delete this last comment...as it is off topic.

Or...maybe it is as this is how wolves behave in the pack.
They are very territorial animals and also very protective of their family.
But..they will fight for leadership..till death!
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