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What next?

I am writing this to the sound of the karaoke version of Bat Out Of Hell blasting through the estate that I live on. Just across the road is a man w...
1,038490Apr 2020Apr 20202 hrs ago

Pie

Sometimes I include a family size fruit pie in my weekly shopping. It could be cherry or rhubarb, but is more usually apple. I do my shopping at the...
1,339600Dec 2019Dec 20193 hrs ago

The Frigid Midgets

Part 1 Mrs. Crompton was cycling home to her little cottage in the village when she came upon two diminutive, downcast figures sitting on the grass...
2,098880Apr 2020Apr 20204 hrs ago

Little seeds of sadness

Emotions are a strange thing; you never know what might trigger them, and it is quite often small -seemingly insignificant- things that stir them up u...
745240Aug 2020Aug 202011 hrs ago

You Will Know Them by Their Fruits

Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather...
1,891650Jun 2020Jun 202013 hrs ago

What's the difference.

Between the forum, the blogs and the poetry section? They all seem to work on different time scales. In the forum the responses can be measured in...
1,151550Dec 2019Dec 201914 hrs ago

I wonder

I don't usually get involved with this sort of speculation. That's partly because I don't know enough about it, but mainly because I have always cons...
1,169361Apr 2020Apr 202014 hrs ago

Why?

Why are some people so uptight about breaking the rule on not asking questions in a blog? If, when asked why such a rule should be rigorously obeyed,...
1,243420Dec 2019Dec 201914 hrs ago

A Christmas Wish

I have written on nine Christmas cards the words, “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year”. The cards will be distributed to their designated recipient...
689360Dec 2019Dec 201915 hrs ago

The Ghost

An extremely short story, by me. “If you are a ghost,” said six-year-old Noah, “why do you look like a person? If you no longer need a...
652150Jan 2020Jan 202015 hrs ago

A Perfect Storm

Two unrelated circumstances came together recently to form what is currently the practice to call a perfect storm. It is hard to predict what a storm...
1,430710Apr 2020Apr 202017 hrs ago

Mental state on dating profiles

If you are a complete idiot, should you declare it in your profile? If so, then why haven't you?...
1,334450Jul 2020Jun 202120 hrs ago

How to grow old

Today we are going to be looking at growing old, and how to avoid doing it with dignity. People often ask me how I get away with behaving so immatu...
1,602610Jan 2020Feb 202021 hrs ago

My unwelcome guest

I love browsing in second hand book shops. I bought a book about magic and was leafing through it one night when I inadvertently evoked a demon from...
1,516570Feb 2020Mar 202021 hrs ago

Why I lose my temper

I really should stay away from here, this place just makes me too angry. Stupidity and dishonesty are two of the worst things for making me angry, an...
4,4631562May 2020Jun 202023 hrs ago

Churches

Throughout my life, my association with the Church has been very casual. I daresay I must have been christened in one, but I don’t remember anything...
1,646530Feb 2020Feb 2020May 3

Fridge Magnets

An awareness of my need to find a means of displaying useful information in such a way as to keep it beyond the bounds of forgetfulness came upon me a...
1,207430Apr 2020Apr 2020May 3

Time

For quite a long time I have had an intuitive feeling that there is no such thing as time. Yet I can’t even say that without recruiting the concept o...
1,676530Jun 2020Jun 2020May 2

I have a dream

I had the dream again last night; the same dream I have had for countless nights; the dream that haunts my waking hours. I am on a packed rush hour...
1,898810Apr 2020Apr 2020May 2

Flash Fiction #3. The Gnomes

A return to an old theme. Claude Moonpenny had a collection of rare, erotic gnomes. He had a few conventional gnomes in his front garden, but the...
459120Feb 2020Feb 2020May 2

Why?

It’s probably my own fault that I don’t know the reason why. If I could be bothered to actually read the entirety of the blogs it might possibly give...
2,052701Jun 2020Jun 2020May 2

Ping

I can remember, back in the 1970s, a very novel machine suddenly appeared in motorway services. It had a screen, and two knobs by which two short whi...
638311Apr 2020Apr 2020May 2

Interesting

When I open up Youtube I am presented with a seemingly random selection of videos. Most look boring, but every now and then one of them catches my at...
657160Jun 2020Jun 2020May 2

Da Vinci code mystery takes new twist

Startling revelation as work of art undergoes restoration work....
8,5543413Jan 2020Jun 2021May 2

The Christmas walk

I got an email from my walking group today. The proposed Boxing Day walk has been changed to another route because of all the rain we've had lately....
568110Dec 2019Dec 2019May 2

The last villager

At the beginning of 1943 the Derbyshire village of Derwent stood abandoned by all but one remaining inhabitant. By the autumn of that year the villag...
54670Jan 2020Jan 2020May 2

Public announcement

Will everyone please be on the lookout for a "stalker troll", who is believed to be operating in this vicinity. Thank you for your cooperation. :s...
2,173470Aug 2020Aug 2020May 2

Intelligent and funny.

If there's anything more attractive than intelligent women, it's funny women. [/youtub...
1,303512Jul 2020Aug 2020May 2

The Bikers

This is an account of something that almost happened to me not that many years ago. ---------------------------- Might as well get it o...
812240Nov 2019Nov 2019May 2

My blog door is always open

Please feel free to visit anytime. I'm expecting a very special guest, but he won't come if he thinks we are waiting for him, so I want everyone to...
1,613750Dec 2019Dec 2019May 2

Buying a computer

I have lately been making enquiries about computers, with a view to buying a new one. Apart from a small amount of frustrating and mostly fruitless r...
569141Dec 2019Jan 2020May 2

Tragic News

I have just learned that the Titanic has sunk. Someone has created a blog for those who wish to follow events as they unfold. Let's spare a thought...
2,4421080Dec 2019Jan 2020May 2

Our Glorious President

The same language that was spoken in praise of such visionary leaders as Hitler, Stalin, and Chairman Mao, seems to have been revived for the current...
62440Jan 2020May 2020May 2

Colditz

I delivered a radiator to an address in Calver, Derbyshire, the other day. The address turned out to be a massive 19th century mill that had been tur...
760150Jan 2020Jan 2020May 2

Today

Today I am going to do the long overdue job of giving my bathroom (it's a bathroom without a bath) a good clean. I may be gone some time....
932330May 2020May 2020May 2

Four little words

Dems.. ...Dems.. ...Dems.. Obama......Obama......Obama... Hillary......
665160Jan 2020Jan 2020May 2

My vote counts

I only ever voted once. That was for Margaret Thatcher, and she got in. That's a 100% success rate, when you think about it. I don't know if I will...
55780Oct 2019Oct 2019May 2

Washday Blues

In this week’s laundry there were two shirts; a blue one and a red checked one. The blue shirt always had blue buttons and the red shirt had white bu...
1,128360Dec 2019Jan 2020May 2

Daddy, teach me how to pray

Thank you, Daddy....
42710Dec 2019Dec 2019May 2

Flash Fiction

This is an attempt at flash fiction. I’m not completely sure what flash fiction is, so it might have been a bit rash of me to try and produce it befo...
1,090360Oct 2019Oct 2019May 1

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