Unknown

Dec 2019

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My blog door is always open

Please feel free to visit anytime.

I'm expecting a very special guest, but he won't come if he thinks we are waiting for him, so I want everyone to be very quiet.

He's a really great comedian, apparently.

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rizlared●Not in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines

Dec 26, 2019●64 Blogs●1,780 Comments

Is this his "coming out" party? Wow so exciting

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

Well he said he was coming, Rizla, so I thought the least I could do was prepare a welcome for him. It would be just like him not to show up after all the trouble I've gone to.

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jac_the_gripper●Tonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK

Dec 26, 2019●20 Blogs●2,986 Comments

Oh.

So, none of us women are special guests, then...?

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rizlared●Not in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines

Dec 26, 2019●64 Blogs●1,780 Comments

I'm sure the special guest has a very particular place in his heart for all women, but maybe best if you stay away, to protect gentle and fragile female hearts from being crushed.

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jac_the_gripper●Tonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK

Dec 26, 2019●20 Blogs●2,986 Comments

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

jac, you know very well that there is always a place for you on my blogs, just as there is in my heart.

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rizlared●Not in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines

Dec 26, 2019●64 Blogs●1,780 Comments

Often safer and less stressful Jac, look on the bright side, you can do whatever and whoever you want anywhere and anytime, and then go home and eat crumpets in bed with a good book

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Selenite●Málaga, Andalusia Spain

Dec 26, 2019●1 Blogs●81 Comments

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

I'll see your two waves, Selenite

and raise you another two.

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JimNastics●Kingston, New Jersey USA

Dec 26, 2019●1,965 Blogs●11,843 Comments

#10

Blog doors ? Where can I order several ?

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#11

I don't know, Jim, I make my own, you know.

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jac_the_gripper●Tonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK

Dec 26, 2019●20 Blogs●2,986 Comments

#12

In response to: Often safer and less stressful Jac, look on the bright side, you can do whatever and whoever you want anywhere and anytime, and then go home and eat crumpets in bed with a good book

Is there a square I can land on which will send me directly to bed and crumpets and book without passing GO OUT, or collecting 200 pounds of prime testosterone-fuelled eejit on the way?

Only, I'm quite happy with you lot for company at the moment.

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LaFonda●Irving, Texas USA

Dec 26, 2019●1 Blogs●931 Comments

#13

Knock, knock, knock.....it said the door is always open

Maybe he is out to lunch???

Oh well, I'll carry on to other doors that are open.

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UnFayzed●Tampa, Florida USA

Dec 26, 2019●164 Blogs●1,634 Comments

#14

Well HOWDY!

So who is the special guest?

At least you got me you lucky devil.

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#15

LaFonda, you should have made yourself at home. I left tea, coffee and pilchards out so that visitors could help themselves.

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

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I daren't name names, Fay, it is against the rules, and I am a bit of a stickler for the rules, as you probably know.

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 26, 2019●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#17

Har, you are such a charmer

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#18

You have a way will words, molly, a talent for choosing just the right one.

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ysabeljhen●Flying Fish Cove, Christmas Island

Dec 26, 2019●110 Blogs●1,443 Comments

#19

anybody home

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jac_the_gripper●Tonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK

Dec 26, 2019●20 Blogs●2,986 Comments

#20

Harbal left tea, coffee, pilchards and the door open.

Do you like cats, Ysabeljhen?

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#21

ysabeljhen, come in.

How lovely to see you.

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 26, 2019●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#22

I must do the washing up

Pour me a voddie while I'm out please

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#23

I do apologize, jac, if my simple buffet fell short of your expectations.

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#24

I wouldn't dream of letting you do the washing up, Molly, just leave it.

Do it later after I've gone to bed.

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Bogart_1960●Ask me !, Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur France

Dec 26, 2019●2,177 Comments

#25

no hard cheeses or semi-hard cheeses ?

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rizlared●Not in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines

Dec 26, 2019●64 Blogs●1,780 Comments

#26

In response to: I wouldn't dream of letting you do the washing up, Molly, just leave it. wine

Do it later after I've gone to bed.

Your special guest would be so proud of you, he would assume you were being serious

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#27

No, Bogart, not a cheese in sight.

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ysabeljhen●Flying Fish Cove, Christmas Island

Dec 26, 2019●110 Blogs●1,443 Comments

#28

Thank you Harb

on my way there I dropped in by the pizza house

and grab some

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#29

It's such a shame he never turned up, rizla, but I feel he is with us in spirit.

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#30

Pizza, ysabeljhen, my favourite, after pilchards, of course.

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 26, 2019●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

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Har, I'd hate you going to bed thinking about an untidy kitchen

Plus, on a dating site it isn't very romantic to presume that you'd be going to bed at a different time to the other person (double eye roll coming up)

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jac_the_gripper●Tonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK

Dec 26, 2019●20 Blogs●2,986 Comments

#32

In response to: I do apologize, jac, if my simple buffet fell short of your expectations.

I was hoping for a tagine.

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#33

After your reluctance to be in my stocking, Molly, I didn't dare presume you would look upon my bed any more favourably. The washing up can always wait until tomorrow.

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#34

And you would have got one, jac, had I not lost the recipe.

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 26, 2019●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#35

Too late, Har. You've made your (solo) bed, now sleep in it

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#36

I'm glad I didn't put clean sheets on now, Molly.

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 26, 2019●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#37

You should be like the scout, Har... Always prepared

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HarbalEsquireOP●Doncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK

Dec 26, 2019●59 Blogs●1,280 Comments

#38

And you should be less like one, Molly. Stop tying me in knots.

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Selenite●Málaga, Andalusia Spain

Dec 26, 2019●1 Blogs●81 Comments

#39

Raise you another 2

How's the party going?
I see you have the crême de la crême here!

I don't think your guest of honour will turn up! Too many free thinking women in your lounge!

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mollybaby●Cork City, Cork Ireland

Dec 26, 2019●37 Blogs●11,285 Comments

#40

How are you on the rolling hitch, Har?

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