A friend of mine, was fed-up having to spell his last name. (Czechoslovakian) He chose as his new name; Hamilton, pretty classy I thought When he became an American I went with him to the swearing in ceremony. Outside were ladies signing up the new Americans so they could be on the voting list. Name? Hamilton. How do you spell that? I piped up, it is spelled with the K from Apple. He just had it official changed for a reason and your the first one to ask him how he spells it Grrrrrrrrrr
My name is officially Jenny, given to me by an official when I became a Canadian citizen,who looked at my Dutch name, I supposed he did not wish to make a fool of himself by trying to pronounce my Dutch name, asked me what I was called in Canada, and I told him; Jenny. Do you like it, he next asked me. Yes I do Sir. Good I will make it official. So my name is Jenny, short and snappy, just like the way I am
I felt personally the ceremony itself was boring. The couple itself was loving and happy............. I hope and pray also that this mariage will last. Wishing them the very best for sure
Mercedes your a sweetheart for sure.............. Well I watched the whole wedding and found it to be very boring........... Best part was the guest coming in and seeing their crazy hats and some dreadful outfits Anyway it is almost over now so.......
Mercedes your a sweetheart for sure.............. Well I watched the whole wedding and found it to be very boring........... Best part was the guest coming in and seeing their crazy hats and some dreadful outfits Anyway it is almost over now so.......
I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?" Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often? ------------------------------------------------------------
Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table. "Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not have 45 minutes." They were seated immediately.
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man." Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.." Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'" A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?" -------------------------------------------------
A man goes to see the Rabbi. ' "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is going to poison me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's going to poison me.What should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice? The man said, "Yes" and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
There are some things that I know about Prins Harry that I am not willing to tell here. Time will tell in that case......so will leave it by that for now. Wishing Harry and Meghan also the very best
Yes that is the way it is Rachie, like it or not, the Royals have to do things what is expected of them. Sure happy that I am not a Royal..............
Yep I agree Chris. I watch peoples faces when the Royals pass or even beter, shake hands, their faces say it all. OMG a memory for life....................
Personally I could care less about the Royals. Love the idea about the bar not allowing any talk of the wedding Canadians don't like it too much when they come to Canada as it cost us a bundle..............
There are two people getting married this Saterday, who will be the happiest couple when it is all over. Harry and Meghan would not have chosen the kind of wedding they are getting, both would have rather eloped if they could have gone away with it.. Especially Harry does not care about all the hoepla going on...............
Boudreaux and Bertha .....................Okay a Cajun joke this time \ Boudreaux, out in his pasture in south Louisiana , takes a lightning-quick kick from a cow right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said 'How bad is it Doc? . . . I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé, Bertha, is still a virgin - in every way.'
The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.'
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together . . . Quite an impressive work of art and engineering.
Boudreaux mentions none of this to Bertha, marries her, and they go on their honeymoon to Ville Platte.
That night in the motel room, Bertha slowly open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts.
She said, 'You're da first, nobody has EVER seen deez.'
Boudreaux immediately drops his pants and replies,
Did no one notice how this poor elephant was suffering? Chains with spikes going into his legs? How could people just ignore this ? 50 long years unbelieveable
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Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?
Bearwoman but your parents were both Native?I would assume they have past relations elsewhere?