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RE: Honesty

I dont think the right word here is "honest"....? Could it be... an ordinary guy? Maybe he is TOO keen? or something else, that is toooo much?

Cause you look okay in your photograph....Just be cool, and debonair, and laid back.......

RE: Tattoo

Tiny Tattoo`s show a meekness... GO BIG... and Mega Painful!!! Make a Statement!

Little leaping Dolphins... so common, so timid, so feminine little girlish.
Little roses....

Have a dragon swirling round your back and down your arms.... Or Celtic Black embossing....!!!!!!

RE: the alphabet game

Tortoise, Turtle....

RE: Should there be secrets between two people in love

Sorry Antcus, I got the wrong end of the stick. I agree with you, one comes up with an idea for a Thread, and then everyone assumes its your own problem.... I once asked for the opinions of CS on People who are Unreliable... and ended up with everyone giving ME advice about this Fictitious Friend whom I should get rid of!!

As to the story you told of your neighbor and kicking out his wife.... That is Cruel. Everyone has things in their lives tucked away for safekeeping and not mentioned, perhaps their own brain cannot handle the exposure, perhaps it hurts them too much to have to re-live episodes by trying to explain their actions. And being in the past, should have no bearing on present things.

Even criminals serve their time, and then are allowed to start their lives over.....without having to explain every little thing they have gone thru.

What is realy nice about Life is the "What goes around, comes around", so people who do cruel things, will have their own judgements turned against them, sometime... and the strange thing I have found, is that most times they are not of equal value... it sort of gets compounded... Scary.

RE: WD & P's Ristorante Italiano

Ah ha.... You guys got a Classy Joint here, hey?

RE: Nite

I have to go to sleep now.... you all enjoy the party.

Today I have had an overdose of CS.... you can see I havent been running lately.... its the only cure....and its raining so I cant do the garden work.

RE: I"M BACK 4 GOOD.......

No, they just read the threads I think. We all missed you.

RE: There are 3 wells

Genau exactly...... of course....

RE: The person above requires a reference

To Whom It May Concern:

This lady, FlowerOfTheShow, also comes highly recommended as Class Teacher for your Village on the Prairie. She is single, extremely neat in appearance, is a puritan of moral values, and will be an asset to any village in need of classy females as Role Models for their young girls.

From her posture, visible in the acompanying photo, rest assured she will inspire all the village ladies and you should soon have citizens you can be proud of. She is highly skilled in the art of communication, and should have your village lads writing essays worthy of Wordsworth, or at least Shakespear, and vying for lead roles in her theatrical productions.

Should your Sherrif be requiring a wife, FlowerOfTheShow is sure to make an excellent First Lady for your town.....Your Sherrif will soon, under her management and leadership skills, become the Mayor, and then you may need a new Sherrif, in which case, if Wedward fails to win the position of Beach Manager, then He would make an Excellent Sherrif, dressed in his WidowMaking Outfit and armed with his Clint Eastwood Long Barrelled gun strapped to his thigh.

RE: Let's all get uplifted!!!

Who? me?... hungry, thirsty, tomatoes? Where`d you get that...?

RE: sun and tan

Yeah, come to think of it.... me too!

RE: kiss kiss

Nah, I wouldnt like to kiss Wedy... he too old for me.

Killingtime? I`d blow him a kiss... from a safe distance..

RE: Let's all get uplifted!!!

Sorry, cant write anything about WW here, I just finished writing his Testimonial for employment... and he gonna think I got a crush on him or something if I try and write 3 posîtive things about him. But what the hell, I`ll give it a try....

He never gives up
He always has to have the last word
He cant spell

There.. those are Positives hey?

RE: The person above requires a reference

To Whom It May Concern.

The above bearer comes highly recommended as Beach Patroller. He is well known for upholding the Laws and Regulations. He is extremely fit and agile, and in supreme health, as you may notice from this recent photograph. His stance may appear aggressive, but take no notice of this, he is loved by all the children on the beach, and regularly plays Volley Ball with the teenagers, builds sandcastles with the kiddies, rubs suntan oil on the Mothers, and runs long distances, vaulting pylons and piers, easily outdistancing the Fathers, who always seem to be in pursuit of him.

When not actively cleaning the beaches, he can be found supervising his coffin building business, or playing cards on the Mississippi Gambling Boat in the harbour entertaining the tourists with elaborate stories of his days as a stunt-man for Clint Eastwood, and holding quiz evenings.

RE: Best thing to say or do after Making Love

Best thing to Do? Have a cigarette.

Best thing to Say? Nothing... just puff and watch the smoke curling up to the ceiling.....

Or... just fall asleep, without doing or saying anything more.....

Or........ go to the kitchen and make a snack

RE: Just don't understand it...

One thing that us Humans just have to get used to... is that for every living person there is going to be a Death. Death is the Number One most popular ending for every living organism on Earth. Yet, we all act SO surprised when it happens! Like, hey, Death, you not supposed to be Here? We havent got any innoculations against it, yet anyway.

So, I would suggest that you all begin preparing for it to happen, one death for each family member, time unknown, in which case you gotta start showing some appreciation and Extra Love, cause you just dont know When its gonna happen.

And when it does happen, you just cannot be sure how you gonna re-act, so have mercy on however anyone you know acts when it happens to them....If they need their Internet Buddies, their Cybaspace Incognitos... then more power to them.... they needing that connection, however odd it may appear to others.

Would any of us be Online if we had someone That Close to Comfort Us?

RE: sun and tan

Is this for the all over tan on ones own body, or on some other body?
And by "believing" does that mean ... what..? believing in an all over tan? Or Not Believing... in an all over tan? How do you believe in an all over tan, or disbelieve ?
Where does the shy part come intô this? Sorry for all the questions... I would love to answer this, and need some clarification. Shy, being baring ones naked body to the public in order to attract the Suns rays? Or being too shy to bare ones body to oneself in order to acquire this all over tan? And by All Over, does this mean, like gettinig the suns rays into every crevice and crease, armpits, groin, etc?
Or is this simply a round-about way of asking if people get a thrill from walking about naked in front of strangers? Or are you asking the strangers if they enjoy the views of others naked bodies... acquiring their tans?
Have a glass of something, think about it, and let me know..

RE: mama mia

Yeah, we still here. Of course I been having such an exciting time here in my village... what with the failure of the snow this year, and giving dance lessons to the farmers and their wives and their cows, and showing them how to mend broken wagon wheels and repair their pitch-forks, all that sort of stuff......But hey, at least YOU are back now... WELCOME
There`s lots of new faces, and some of the old ones have vanished into the mists.....Cybahippy`s buddy, the doorsurfing guy has vanished, KK is gone,your Mooseboy hasnt been around for a while, I think you broke his heart.

And now at least we got someone who realy CARES about the plants in the Hothouse at CybaPub?

RE: I"M BACK 4 GOOD.......

HELLO GIRL!!!! WELCOME BACK!!!!

Wot you been doing? Did you get to fall out the Lifeboat during Drill Practice? Been swimming around the Med or the Caribean searching for your ship? Or wot?

Anyway, I real pleased to see you back, and Im sure a lot of the others will be giving you a huge welcome.

RE: Sport v school

The problem as I see it is that if the child is Sporty, then to succeed at it enough to provide a good income, they would have to be Very Very Good at that Sport in fact top class.

Whereas, with Academic cleverness, to gain high marks to qualify for further education is not as difficult or as competitive. Even if the kid is not a Supremo Intelligentsia he/she can eventually land a good job.

I have a relative who is a top sportsman, made mega-bucks, and all I can say is.... Thank God he is good at what he does... cause there aint anything else he can do! He can ONLY play THAT ONE GAME.... the rest of the time is duh.. Also, lucky he had a clever Mama who guided him to his goal.

RE: wonders of the modern world in

Modern 7 wonders of the world?....

What about ... Genetically Altered Foodstuffs.
Synthetic Fertilisers
Irradiation of Food
Feedlot farming
Battery Hens
Synthetic Food
Synthetic Medicines

Their contribution to the modern world is that they have helped to extend the shelf life of goods, provided Food for the Masses, made lots of Money, Made Everyone ill, and then made Everyone Better Again..... so the circle of Life may Grow and Grow....God Bless the Drug Companies, and their Brother Politicians.

...

RE: why do men lie so much (just an honest question)

Men are like Lions..... they Lie around.... to keep their Pride...

... and then one day, new young spiv arrives on scene, gives him a clout, and walks off with his Pride.....

RE: the alphabet game

Steenbok; Spring Hare; Scorpion;

RE: new life new beginning

Oh, thank you FloweroftheShow, I rather thought that was it, but I rather slow to take advantage of what I think, as sometimes a few misplaced vowels can make a heck of a difference to locality, and despite appearances to the contrary I realy dont want to make too much of a fool of myself with a show of ignorance.....And I would rather make sure, before bestowing boquets. Thanks again.
And good on you Wedward, you a jolly good chap, keep up the good work.

RE: mama mia

Is this IT?

RE: Should there be secrets between two people in love

Why, when a new relationship starts, must all the old ones get anhialated? So if/when this new one bites the dust, then she is all alone, and has to start over again? Same with the man. If the relationship is going to continue for a long time, then the old ones will automatically just fizzle out on the back-burner... wont they?

These "all or nothing" relationships can be rather scary, I think, when a partner insists that all the past be obliterated? The jewellery (one of your previous threads) and now the ex-boyfriends. What will come next?... her family? Her friends?

I had one of these relationships once, and when it bust up, I had no "support team" left..... very dangerous thing to do to any person, and selfish, in my opinion. Unless of course, you intend going out tomorrow morning and transferring all your assets into her name, so, just in case of disaster, she will have some sort of compensation...? Sorry, thats just my opinion. Now you can shoot me.

RE: "Lies"- Gender non exclusive

Wearing cosmetic make-up can be called a Lie? C`mon guys... be real.

Which is the Real Person.... the one who just woke up with hair on end, bristly cheeks, slumped shoulders, knock-kneed, and sloping around bleary eyed? Or the alert scrubbed, hair brushed, smelling fresh and sparkly, with a brisk air of efficiency?

Female version.. the same... with a bit of make-up on? in lieu of the face-shave?

Puhleeese, that`s called "having sympathy for who has to look at you".. not lies!

Lies are Lies. Saying False things.

Okay, so sometimes the Truth can be more bizarre than Fiction....thats life, but things that harm no-one cannot be called Lies, unless someone finds out you told a Falsehood, and then you wont be believed ever again.... so just stick to the bizarre... its easier.

RE: Nite

How long does this Thread get? is it valid for only one nite? or for every nite?

RE: germans!!!!

Greetings "Takecareofmyself", Yes, poor old SA is a unique country, and to understand it one has to have lived there. After 14 years of "self-rule" I find the "old regine" still being blamed for its short-falls... even the tidal pool in the village I lived in - the annual silting up is the fault of the old regime . . . the "new regime" spend the tax money on inflated salaries instead of equipment(?!) Oh well, nothing changes and everything changes I guess.

RE: learning a language

Learning a new language? Well, I reckon the reason Germans and Beer go together is that Beer helps one to learn German. Whenever I`ve been out at the local and had a few beers, my conversation becomes less painful.... And I even get compliments about "how improved" I am speaking!!!

I just know the key words, and they get me by, because then out of desperation these SwissGermans remember that they had some English classes when they were at school, so they fill in the gaps, and then we all understand each other.... I guess maybe knowing the Dutch dialect from SA that is a derivative of German does sort of help in a small way?

Dreaming in German? Nein, my dreams are like comic strip cartoons, with English sub-titles.