RE: best place to meet someone new

For some strange cosmic reason, the Frozen Foods section seems to be THE place to meet people. Howcome the browsers there are the friendliest?... they're chatty, they smile, they move aside, they move their trolleys out of ones way.... very odd.

And once upon a time, when I used to have a boyfriend, and we went shopping and seperated in the supermarket, I could always find him being chatted up by some female..... in the frozen food section!!

Re-decorating.......

Hey, this is a good idea..... maybe you all can help me here?

I going to be decorating my converted barn apartment, in the very near future. L shaped lounge/kitchen/bathroom area, with front doors, and a back door around the other side of the L. Bedroom up in the loft. Going to take out the wooden "ceiling"/loft floor for half the space, fit skylights in roof. There's lots of wood, also in the typical Swiss structure of the walls..... the insulated wall parts between the beams are white.....so there are no "smooth solid walls" to paint.

Any tips and ideas most welcome. Bearing in mind I got this carpet I inherited.... wonder if its worth anything?... the owner left it for me cause you cant sell anything 2nd hand here.wine

EX's

But its both of them who are "Ex's"..... so the testimonials work both ways!

Most precious possession

Okay, forgot! Well, the laptop is in a case, so can throw the wallet and papers in there... and its only ONE!

OKAY.. THE JOKE IS OVER...

Do what? The sewerage or the toxic waste?.... Why at night? who sees them out at sea?

OKAY.. THE JOKE IS OVER...

What are you talking about?

Oh, I read something the other day about how passenger ships dispose of their sewerage? Its gets compressed into Huge Bales, and dropped in the Ocean... is this true? Well guess it gets re-cycles out there huh?

Better than all the other garbage that gets dropped in the oceans.... like Toxic Waste?

Most precious possession

For ONCE Wedy you are Correct! Just my Passport and Permit to Reside in CH. Oh, Also my Laptop! and my wallet, that contains driving licence, bank cards, medi-card..... Gee! didnt realise I got sooooo many possessions?

I burnt all my photos..... prefer to carry memories in my head.... The albums were getting out of control and too many!

RE-inventions.... in Cyberspace?

Well, I tried re-inventing myself, and it was fun... until the Moderators busted my Komodo Dragon Look!dancing cheers

Re-decorating.......

confused I just cannot make up my mind WHAT style I actually LIKE!

Sometimes I like the minimilist look, stark and modern, black and white..... gives the impression I'm Efficient.

Then other times.... should it be Very Colorful...clean bright colors, still in a simple smooth flowing style.....Young and Fresh.

Then along comes the Arabian Eastern Look, with Persian carpet, hot warm colours, curtains with gold thread, tasselled red lampshades..... Warm and Cosy.

My problem is ..... How do I make up my mind? I've got the Persian carpet.... So maybe I could combine that with bits of the other looks? Would that work?dunno

EX's

Why, thank you Antcus, No, it was before I had my skin rejuvenated! Too much sun-tanning in the African sun, you know?
Must be a hell of an improvement, cause the moderators of the site just wont believe thats ME, and they changed it!.... they think its my Pet!

RE: would corporal punishment reduce crime.

14 NEW shootings? How do you know they are NEW? How do you even know about it?... Cause the "news" told you so! So if you dont read or watch The News, you would never know about it, and therefore, for you, it would not exist.

The Secret to Living One's Life Peacefully is...... Just Mind Ones Own Business.

Imagine this...... LA-LA Land TV media artificially compose some "news"... and everyone believes it?

Re - Introducing myself...

Oooohhh... they took my latest photy off!crying and put back my old lady one.sigh

Re - Introducing myself...

I thought I would put in this photo of my pet Komodo Dragon.... he disposes of unwanted boyfriends... He lives in the garden and eats anyone attempting to travel un-accompanied from the door to the gate.dancing

EX's

with what? I rested my case, cause there was just no way to answer your garbled reply to the last posting.......so what are you asgreeing to, just out of interest. Sorry fellow Forum members, my apologies for prolonging the agony.

RE: would corporal punishment reduce crime.

Selfish? Nein. It's all a big Con. carried out by the media, just like you said. All you going by is their news flashes.... how do you actually KNOW what is going on in the world? .. you believing what you being told.

So.... did you get mugged today>? blown up? hi-jacked? what? Personal experience is what counts, dont you think? Thats the truth of the matter.

RE: would corporal punishment reduce crime.

Why worry....? just smile and be happy! And think.... has it actually touched YOU .... yet?

EX's

I rest my case.

RE: its quiz time

You?wine

RE: its quiz time

Gee hey, you quite clever ...! Yes the Greeks named them, and the name is ARKTOS... Greek for Bear.

Arktos - Arctic... is where the Polar Bears are found.

Anti-Arktos - Antarctic... no bears at that end.

------------------------------------your turn next.... make it a nice interesting one?.. like mine! LOL!cheers

RE: smoking

Yeah, where the smokers are is where all the fun is, funny hey?
What I would like to have explained to me is.... howcome all the fuss over smokers's health.... but not a word about the genetically altered foodstuffs, all the preservatives in food, all the Monosodiumglutonate and Tartrazine, all the benzoic acids, etc that people are throwing down their throats?.... causing their lovely little skin cancers?

And here they worried about the "cost" of smokers health? What about the cost of health from all the rubbish sold as "food"? And the "hyperactivity" of children from consuming it?... they all being treated with drugs to calm them down from their overconsumption of the abovementioned stuff... consumed mostly in the form "health snacks" for school, lunches, and "treats".

I smoke, and roll my own, from air-dried tobacco. Bought cigarette's tobacco is sugar dried..to give it that lovely flavour, and things added to make it burn well.

EX's

That is the part that grates on the nerves of lots of married women, I do believe...... Being referred to as "The Wife". Its like calling her Mom once she's had the children..... The Death Bell of a marriage? Imagine sleeping with someone who calls you "Mom"? yugh!... or "The Wife" yughy yugh!

Thats when he gets moved down to the cellar room, or the garden shed.

RE: the alphabet game

Oldsmobile ?

Re - Introducing myself...

I apologise for posting this OLD photo. But I am working on a realy good NEW one, even better than the Absolutely Fabulous one of yesterday!

She seemed to upset certain folk here, who seemed convinced I was going to be wasting away in prison or something....yawn

DISHES

Well, at least I got a NEW image to go with MY dribble.... hey darl?cheers

RE: smoking

As long as we can smoke in private its okay, or out in the open.

Which is more dangerous.... fumes from a car, or fumes from a smoker?

Lock yourself in a room overnight with a running car engine and see what happens..

Then do the same with someone non-stop smoking cigarettes....

Its all a con... to put the blame on people. Watch the chimney stacks on factories, at night, thats when they remove the filters and belch the black stuff out into the skies.

RE: Getting to know you.

I think he has popped out for a breath of fresh air or something, he is not usually away for so long.... May I take the liberty of answering on his behalf? Thanks.
Wedy IS everywhere! You cannot escape him! From Early Morning, to Late at Nite, he is busy busy busy. And it would seem that I am his Evil Apprentice.... and its all his fault.... I try and keep him away by being sarcastic and rude, but he just keeps popping up, all the time! It has become a sort of challenge here, to see if any other name can dominate the site..... but we have all failed miserably.crying sigh dunno

He does sort of grow on you, though, after a while. And one day when he is well and truly gone, I am sure we gonna miss him.

DISHES

Hey, I like your style Veeness! I used to do that too.. but then when they didnt do things like I liked things done, and got all moany moany about being told to do things properly, I had all this hassle of getting divorced from them, and paying lawyers, and all that sort of stuff, and so I decided to just eat off banana leaves with my fingers and not get married again!dancing

RE: its quiz time

Thank you. I take it that I may post my question? even without your invitation?

|You gonna love this one.....head banger

WHAT gave the Arctic and the AntArctic their names?dancing

RE: its quiz time

Well, I dont think anyone realy believed she looked like Elizabeth Taylor, huh? or that Anthony looked like what-his-name who acted the part?

And whats wrong with two ugly people having fun together? You and I got along fine didnt we?rolling on the floor laughing

Okay, jokes over, back to serious stuff here......

Was it Margaret Thatchersigh dunno

If not, and no-one else answers.... tell me the name, so I can ask the next question..... I got a realy good one waiting!dancing

DISHES

Its not about anything I want to know.... I know EVERYTHING. Its about doing away with useless things.... and exactly, they dont use forks in china, just knives. And we got hands, so why do we use another implement to get the food into our mouth? Think of the Africans and Indians....I've seen them eating using their one hand!
As for dishes..... in tropical countries they use Banana leaves to eat off, and then throw them away. Why do we complicate our lives?

Imagine a nice big pile of Banana leaves in the kitchen? and one sharp knife? Instead of the piles of breakable dishes, and the dishwasher to wash them in, and the dishwasher special powder, and the washing and drying cloths, and the time involved! Everytime you need a new plate, you just go outside and cut one!
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