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RE: Examples of Unclear Writing

I know this answer belongs on that other Thread, but is more appropriate posted right here.....

This man.... UK1971....MOST SURELY should be in the occupation of....."One Man Comic Show" in a nightclub?

RE: Time to throw a party here...

Yes, I agree with ANTCUS.... time to start enrolling, with your partners, for the Party.....

You all know who I coming with hey?

RE: Time to throw a party here...

Oh no you wont have a problem with music for me to strip to..... What about "Nine and a half weeks" stuff?.... As long as the lights are REALY dim!.. and you all REALY drunk!

Just joking.... comes a time in life when one has to Face the Facts of Life.... I think my Sell-By-Date-For-Stripping has Expired!

RE: Hi from Greece!

MARGUERITE... One thing about this Forum..... We KNOW everything... nothing is hidden from us! One look at your photo, and we just know you are a dancer!!!!

Any dancing is fine... Greek, Italian, Disco, Strip, Can-Can, as long as its body movement to music!

You must please feel free to initiate some new form of entertainment for the Cyba Pub .... We welcome new choreographers!

I also run a church on the thread "Just a Thought".... and so if you got any ideas for new sermons, or family entertainment, drop a line there too, thanks. Especially if you got ideas for making LOTS of money for the church.... we need to send missionaries all over the world, to help save the Planet.

Personal Skills Needed

Dear Marguerite.... Would you mind moving over to the Cyba Pub? We realy realy need good dancers there for the week-end cabarets. Freeze is the lead dancer, ThePickyOne is her back-up chorus girl, and then we have to use guys in drag for the rest of the chorus line! Such a drag to get them to shave their legs and armpits every weekend!

So, hopefully we see you there, practicing with the other girls? I am the choreographer, for the time being, until someone else takes over. You may drink as much as you like there, in lieu of payment for the dancing.

Personal Skills Needed

HA HA HA HA HA....

No wonder we all got to live in cities, with supermarkets round every corner!!!!!

We seem to have an abundance of Drinkers, Bartenders, Dancers, .... The only useful member of this expedition so far is Freeze....cause she knows how to make a fire by rubbing two sticks together!!!!

Beachcomber who wants to "look after the beach"... like, hey, whats it been doing since the creation of dawn?

Wedward who wants to be the General Manager

Oh yes, we used to have a lady who could climb trees..

And a Diver.......? with aqualung?

And a raft builder..... methinks he only had escape on his mind?

RE: the alphabet game

L..?

LICENTIOUS

next

M

RE: Occupation

Hey! uk1071 you crept in just above me!!!!!! you do not own your own Bistro..... you the FBI agent!

RE: Occupation

a gremlin crept in there! should read...

Owns and runs her own up-market Bistro... etc....

RE: Occupation

I'm thinking......

Owns her owns and runs her own up-market Bistro, catering to the In-Crowd....?

Personal Skills Needed

Hey, howcome NO-ONE is Realy interested in going to live on a Tropical Island? There was such a rush of interest in the beginning, then they all went off copulating or something, and forgot all about it.

Any of the new folk interested? I am prepared to hand over the organisation to someone else who is as capable as myself....

RE: Hello from England!

Oh YEAH!... LOVE this MAN thing! "Hey, you Liverpool or Stoke rock on tommy?".... punch him in the guts, slap the back of his head, grapple him to the ground, roll around in the dust..... Then go drink beers together....!!!!!

Do they come from another planet? seriously... or what?

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

My Dear Man... Sanity is Banned from the Bar.

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Oh oh, Beachcomber AND Funoldie are back! Welcome home to both of you!

You missed one hell of a night of Can-Can! AND, as you can see, we got a new girl in the pub... ThePickyOne... good dancer too, learnt the Can-Can from Freeze in one afternoon, and they put on the performance that night, and brought the house down!! The Bar made an excellent profit too!! Picky is organising a "Coyote Ugly" performance for this coming Friday and Sat nite... on the bar counter, and is in charge of the costumes. She should let us have a preview of how the girls will be dressed.... told her she has Carte Blanche at the Backstage Costume Shop to choose whatever.... and Kev the Hairdresser accross the road will do their hair and make-up free, he says, IF Beachcomber will go have afternoon tea with him?

There's also another guy, on a horse, BeQuu...... Cheez! maybe he's another friend of Spidermoose's?.. now we got TWO horses drinking beer! Is it an offence to ride a drunk horse? or to be drunk while riding a drunk horse?

Since Wedy has lost the door to his castle he has had to take an apartment in town..... so when we up there in August we at least havent got too far to go to find him now! We having a Pizza evening at his place...... he is the Chef!..... and he reckons we can just wheel a trolley of meat and another of booze, down to the lake for our b'b'que ... set fire to the trolley of meat, and drink the booze, and then just dance our way home to the hotel. |Its all near each other.... Wedys place, the hotel, the lake, the supermarket.

Thanks Freeze and Picky.... make mine a double whisky, ice, soda.

RE: Why is a beer better than a woman

Just a snippet from Frank Muir....

"They never taste who always drink,
They alweays talk, who never think."

and another little one.....

"You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come:
Knock as you please, there's nobody at home".

...and more....

There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a
talking man having nothing to say.

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

AUSTRALASIAN ?

Another Useless Silly Transvestite Riding Around Land And Saying Inane Announcements.



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COMPUTERISATION

RE: Getting to know you.

Wedward.... Where is your favourite place for painting?

RE: the alphabet game

Thats 2 words!

I.....?

Indolent.. nope thats only 8 letters.
Idolotrous... 10!

next... J

RE: Time to throw a party here...

ummm.... Woofy...what is the terminology for a good wild dancing evening ... this year? What you call it? When your body wants to move to rythmic music? Do you have a word for it?

Of course, I do realise you are very young still, and so maybe you dont remember a song called Be-Bop-a-lula... it was very very popular in the ancient days when rock'n roll and the jive made an appearance.... hence the terminology for having a good time to music... and when a smoke was a smoke, and grass was called a lawn.

That was pre the Disco era where kids stood around aimlessly tapping a foot and gazing at a glitter ball rotating from the ceiling. Then came the Drug Culture, I think, when a good time could only be had when high on pills?

I just one of those ancient souls who still likes to have fun, so forgive some of the words I use.... and just try and go with the flow.

RE: Time to throw a party here...

ummm.... Woofy...what is the terminology for a good wild dancing evening ... this year? What you call it? When your body wants to move to rythmic music? Do you have a word for it?

Of course, I do realise you are very young still, and so maybe you dont remember a song called Be-Bop-a-lula... it was very very popular in the ancient days when rock'n roll and the jive made an appearance.... hence the terminology for having a good time to music... and when a smoke was a smoke, and grass was called a lawn.

That was pre the Disco era where kids stood around aimlessly tapping a foot and gazing at a glitter ball rotating from the ceiling. Then came the Drug Culture, I think, when a good time could only be had when high on pills?

I just one of those ancient souls who still likes to have fun, so forgive some of the words I use.... and just try and go with the flow.

RE: Tell a Joke/Story

RE: What´s your theme song?

I have always always absolutely loved that song by the Everly Brothers..... BYE BYE LOVE.....

At one of my weddings... I asked my two sons to sing it at the reception party.....they play guitar and harmonise perfectly.... And then when I got the Video of my wedding, the guy doing the Video had cut it out!.... I didnt think....not a very appropriate song for a wedding, huh?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I just laughed and laughed when I thought about how he went about editing it out of his video!)

ANOTHER song I absolutely love is "WE WILL MAKE LOVE" ... an ancient old song.

RE: I have a question????????????????

Freeze..... I told you last year.....! ... These people just pop onto the Forum.... get inundated with flowers, emails and proposals, meet, and go floundering out into the real world, all happy and delighted and fullfilled.

We just left here.... we are the Wallflowers.... we are the Furniture! But dont worry.... one day, WE TOO shall go floundering out into divine bliss with our brand new partner we found on CS!

RE: Hi from Greece!

Hello, and greetings from Sunny Switzerland ! Do you dance? Freeze needs some dancers for entertainment at the Cyba Pub......

RE: Time to throw a party here...

ALSO.... have you noticed, if you ever go to parties.... that when OLD music is played, people actually get up and dance? When the head-baning stuff plays everyone stands around looking desperate, bored.... and the party starts to die?
Elvis is the only singer who has grandchildren fans?... who were born after he died?!

RE: Time to throw a party here...

Soooo, you just soooo young Wooofy, and I am OLD, so I use OLD terminology. You can sit on the sidelines and be proper,... while I enjoy myself.

RE: Do I stand a chance of finding the right person??????

Yeah, reckon I wouldnt appreciate having my man to keep frequenting the singles bar where we met?.... for what reason?
The same would go for Connecting Singles......? Married friends of mine who enjoy the 'net, use Intellectual Discussion Forums, to slate their addiction.....

RE: How would you best summarize your last relationship?

5..... except I needed the space.
& 9... he was Italian... tooo much drama!

RE: the alphabet game

GARGANTUAN.......

RE: Why do they?

And... Solitare.... you do read an awful lot dont you? Do you find this arbitrary knowledge useful at some stage?