smoky Forum Posts (9,412)

RE: the alphabet game

Oh, Okay, halfway thru the game you changed the rules
So its 8 letters..... sorry.

RE: the alphabet game

Please refer to your own words, and rules, when you started this game. I await further instructions.

RE: Men's value increase with age and women decrease...

Hi Nelson, and I am Smoky (named after Volcanoes!).... would you like to join me for a beer down at Cyba's Pub? and we can discuss books we've read? or havent read?

RE: the alphabet game

L .....

Literature

next letter is ...... guess?!

M... i like this one...

MAMBA ...... a huge deadly poisonous African snake!

next letter is ..... N...

RE: the alphabet game

J? you must mean the Jalopenos? Its a large hot chillie, they dont jump, just added it onto "jumping" to make it interesting?

RE: Easy way to get laid?

Not word for word.... but she gets a good idea of peoples reactions to particular subject.
And its also a way of wheedling out, and trying to make fools of the people who took the time to answer her.... if she is a wheedler, and she may be a genuine student... and then again maybe she's not.. who knows? Only she knows why she was here !

RE: Are we alone in this world??

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhgggggggg!!!!!!!! Why you lurking there in the bushes KK? We thought we were all alone.... !!!! The last of the Forum?

RE: just a thought

Oh, forgot to mention.... I am starting my own church, I got this young goodlooking Elvis look-alike guy with the gift of the gab, a realy powerful speaking voice, who will do a special once a week performance for me, for only 30% of what we collect in donations, plus expenses if he travels.
The audience will participate in maintaining the venue, using a roster for things like cleaning the toilets,the carpets (each lady will provide her own cleaning materials). The arty folk will do the flower arrangements... bringing flowers from their gardens. The older folk can take turns running Bingo Nights of Gambling, Study Evenings, Lectures, or re-runs of Religious movies. The stay-at-home housewives will run Coffee Mornings for other bored house-wives. Each of these events will of course require Donations (nothing for nothing).
Bored Teenagers will run Evenings of Games for other Bored Teenagers.
Any musical folk are encouraged to form a band, and anyone who fancies they are able to sing are encouraged to form a Choir, and together they will provide Soul Stirring and Mood Music. Its a proven fact that music provokes Feelings, and this particularly important for the time when the Big Orange Plastic Buckets are passed around to be filled up with Paper Money... no Coins as they are too heavy.

I estimate quite a good income from this venture... as its all Tax Free, as is the building I going to build on the land donated to my cause, with all the donated building material. Also the Jet that will be required later when we get known, not to mention the new auto, and whatever else is neccessary.

The entire business will be run for me by willing folk giving their time freely. Only I will be in charge of the Money.

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

BANANA

Be A Nice Annoying New Apprentice

next?

PINEAPPLE.....................................

RE: create a song

All copyrights reserved......

No no more free songs... nobody else joins in! So I sold those two songs, and now I can retire on the massive amount paid to me for my songwriting!

RE: Are we alone in this world??

just dont complain when you got me, huh?!!!

RE: buying

Just keep the silly threads rolling boy... and you can have as much as you like..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

and I will also use up my allotment of emoticons !

RE: Easy way to get laid?

It would be interesting to read what you made of the replies to your question? From the psychological aspect? What was the theme, aim, intention, reason for posing that particular question?
#Hope we hear from you, seeing we all contributed, free of charge.

DID YOU KNOW....

Being born.... leads to ALL sorts of addictions!

Its like the statistics one reads..... 16% of traffic related deaths are caused by drunken drivers. So the rest was caused by sober drivers! The odds are then that you stand less chance of causing an accident if you are drunk?

Its also related to the premise that whatever drug you take... will lead to heavier drugs? Except of course those prescribed by Almighty Doctor......if you can afford to stay addicted to them its okay... your only problem is when you no longer can afford them... then A/D does'nt insist on following up on your addiction.... you can lie in the gutter and writhe on your own.

RE: Check this out....!

Despite the best attempts of Wedward to ruin my reputation here with all his talk about Jetfuel... my reputation is spotless. Except, on reading him always talking about drinking "Riojo" wine, I thought I'd try some.... and its simply divine! So from now on Jetfuel shall be Riojo. Not what he drinks, which is REAL jetfuel.... Vodka diluted with red plonk!

RE: Tips for man!!!!!

Actually.... anwering these threads is just fun, and I find myself pulling out old memories and using them. But deep down inside, I just keep renewing myself, and accepting whatever happens... I enjoy life too much, to allow others behaviour to affect me. And amidst the oddballs I have met, who were entertaining or upsetting at the time, I have also met some very very nice people.

RE: its quiz time

Hijacking is a term which I am familiar with, coming as I do from the country who coined it (literally... it means instant cash)
But... Sir Wedward, you not allowed to do it here in EU!
So....... I answered your question, surely you do not want ME to pose the NEXT question?
Or do you and the others want to try and find that Mayan Relic called the "Strangled Liberty Sun" or whatever it is?

RE: to flirt or not to flirt

its a raffle alright!!!!!!!

RE: the alphabet game

Whoever is here...!

J.... Jumping Jalopenos

K... is for....?

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Oh, These men, they always complaining... but I dont see them doing anything about the decor... at least us women keep trying new things to liven the place up!
They dont like the pink things.... but they DO like the Trapeze I have noticed!... shirts off, trousers rolled up, barefoot, and trying to do double somersaults to land on their feet! Oh, maybe the sawdust wont be such a bad idea after all, just pile it realy thick, about 1m should cushion their falls while they perfect their art of landings!

And watch their faces when they step in a sawdust coated HD dropping!

RE: new body form

Yu awl think this here man is a flirtin' wid me?

RE: love me

Everything begins with a Thought..... Then one day you say it out loud and it becomes a Word..... And then one day it becomes a Deed!
Reality is what you Think it is! as I am fond of saying. So keep those dreams..... Dreams do come True!

A word of warning here.... Be Very Specific with your Dreams.

RE: just a thought

RE: Ya got to see this I made this poem and need people to tell me what they think Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Its good. Nice to see a man who thinks like a Human.

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Ah Jan, I am so glad you think the new decor sounds interesting... and the name! I forgot to mention Judy Garland,we got her too... also that guy who did Rett Buttler in Gone with the Wind? He's there too.

There will be Ballroom Dancing on Friday night, if Cybahippy okays it.....Raving Ronaldo & his Big Time Band say they will come play, as long as they can smoke while they play... they tired of always playing for money and not being able to smoke.

On Saturday night, Ronaldo's brother Benhur will do the music for an evening of Latin American Dancing.... his band are the Svelte Sirens, a 7 piece all female group, so the guys should enjoy even just watching them? Benhur does Drag with his Sirens and is the lead Soprano singer.

Well, will just have to wait and see if Cybahippy approves of the idea.

RE: its quiz time

"The Statue of Strangled Liberty Sun".... now I am wondering what that is? Some sort of Mayan Relic... somewhere in the Rain Forests of South America? No No, I am not doing that sort of Safari so soon after finding and measuring the Danube!

I wont even go into the details of how I managed to get back to Switzerland, after being drenched in the Dead Sea, with a broken raft floating around! and starving hungry, and not able to speak the local language! I just lucky to have come accross some rural peasants gathering firewood, who gave me a blanket and some dry bread, let me sleep in their hut overnight, before starting on my return journey. Now we got the Polizei going around all the local villages here trying to find out who cut down trees in the Black Forest!!!!! I staying down in the Bomb Shelter until the hue and cry dies down.

RE: the alphabet game

Gorgeous

next

H

RE: Tips for man!!!!!

Oh no Wooffy, doesnt work that way. I always treat people nicely, and, like has been said above, they behave in this weird no-talking way.....To the degree that I wonder howcome it is that I seem to always meet men who do this behaviour? ... and to the extent that I now expect it....and this is what puts one on ones guard in meeting new people... there is always that edge that one waits for the relationship to tip over...a little more hardening of ones heart, just in case this is another "walk away in silence" type.

RE: new body form

CHEETAH.....Slim, fast, elegant!

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

What has happened to the pub.... not a soul since Spidermoose popped in yesterday (Friday)!!!!! Now its Saturday night and not a soul to be seen. Looking more and more like a real hot Swiss pub!