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Personal Skills Needed

uh-hu, ha-ha,hu-uh.....

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

Freeze.. I think you read that wrong... "Nice" is a place in France, not "nice" as in something nice....?

Okay.... here I go with yours.... SHOPLIFTER (10 LETTERS)

Some Heinous Opium Poppy Left Inside First Tractor Every Run !!!!!

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ST NICKOLAS

Personal Skills Needed

Okay, then, it looks like we gonna be okay with just The Doctor, The Barlady, The Tree Climber, The Nut-house Keeper and his assistant. Somewhere there was a DIY specialist... reckon he could be a builder of basic houses, maybe. We just wait and see if any other realy useful folk apply.

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Are the cops into Garden work now?... not enough crime around for them so now they come weed peoples greenhouses! Ye gads what next? I heard Beachcomber telling Wedy it was his turn to weed the greenhouse.... so howcome there's weeds?

And Beachcomber..... don't go blaming me for your lack of faith in Father Christmas !!!! I never said anything about grown-ups belief in these things... we were discussing children, and children arent as dumb as some adults....

I saw a newspaper cutting the other day... I have cut it out and sent it to my religious sister...... A photo of the "Virgin Mary" holding a baby dressed in a little miniature Santa Clause suit.... soooooooo cute!

RE: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

I do believe that 2007 is the year.... I gonna find myself a realy nice man..... put a leash around his neck, and take him for long walks......

RE: speaking of

One thing I object very strongly to is.... the huge monstrous salaries and perks all Politicians pay themselves. Their income should be an average of what the per capita income is of their country. And severe restrictions on property ownership. Ditto with private planes. And ditto on private businesses.
Let the people who REALY care about their people run the country... not the greedy and influential.

RE: My name is Michele, i'm 25 y.o., living in Verona, Italy

Ah, Freeze the Gipsy girl is following ALL threads, and no-one can hide from her! Whats the bet Freeze ends up marrying this guy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Freeze, marry him and put him out of his misery. Look, he even has a nice looking car. At least it looks like a car. could be a cardboard cutout? Or belongs to the guy taking the photo
As I said, marry him, and then at your wedding I will teach you all the Marone Dance..... then when you go visit Italy on your honeymoon, you can teach those Italianos how to get the nuts out of their prickly shells .... and they will bow down and worship you in gratitude of your skills.

RE: whats missing

Hi Brabus, Don't you by any remote chance, have a nice old Uncle living in Switzerland who is single? You sound like you come from a nice family.

RE: what is the most important in thing in a relationship

Oh Puleeese Belushi... Can I have a red pill too? Pleeeeaaase?

RE: christmas and new year

Are you all talking about working Christmas and New Year? or what you doing NOW?

Personal Skills Needed

Okay Kewl.... we got a FIRE-Lighter. Do we have a Doctor, Dentist, Hunter, Trapper, Farmer, Horticulturist, Weaver?

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

Your "get well soon" was tooooo hard for me! left it for you!!"

YOUR TURN
Yell Only Upon Receipt Ticket Under Red Nugget.... (?!)

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INDIAN

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Freeze, Add KK's name to the list for the Cyba Special Happytizer...
"Fly o'Vin".....

Personal Skills Needed

See what I mean? Its just so difficult to get a decent crowd of 50 skilled folk together to live amicably on a nice tropical island!!!!

We got Catholic girls, their toys, a Yo-Ho-Ho Santa Clause hung up on the Inquisition, Bartenders, Tree climbers, Beach Sweepers, General Managers, ....... anybody who can light a fire without a cigarette lighter or 2 sticks? No!

RE: Most horrible Xmas presents

The urge to please, and buying a size too small, does not work. Why do guys think they got to make her feel like she is smaller than she is? Then she feels obliged to wear it, and its no fun being split in two from the crotch upwards and being pinched under your armpits!
Maybe something soft and drapey would work.... soft and fluffy, or loose and flowing, or do the "Gift Coupon" to choose her own ...at that expensive little boutique? You could give the Saleslady an idea of what you would appreciate her selling to your lady-love... or pick out a selection to be put aside for her to choose from?

RE: christmas and new year

Hi, another thing I love with this country..... when there is a public holiday.... the day before, all the shops close early !!!!!!!

Sometimes this is annoying, and sometimes its gratefully received... all depends what your personal plans are.

READING

Thank you fellow Book-worm ! Shall search and find.... Thanks.

RE: Most horrible Xmas presents

Okay guys... pay attention here, this is MOST IMPORTANT.

WASHING MACHINE... is NOT a Christmas or Birthday gift.
VACUUM CLEANER ... " " " " " ".
STEAM IRON ... " " " " " "
ANY CLEANING GADGET is NOT a " " "

Those things are what you buy yourself.

These are not horrible... they just not romantic gifts. If you need to buy them, then just buy them, but not FOR a Christmas gift.

When in doubt about what to buy.... Beautiful flowers/Expensive Perfume will not get you into trouble.

RE: New Trends

Geez but I am boring ! I stop all the conversations !!!!!

RE: SANTA....................

How's he gonna get her down the chimney ?

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Ohoh, there goes that poor old tree out on the pavement!!!!

RE: Is there a man for me out there?

That is my question.....

IS THERE A MAN OUT THERE FOR ME? What a stupid inane question !

Why do I even think there could be? Every single one I have met is of dubious mentality. And the old saying that like attracts like, must be working for me overtime ! Or is it "what you fear shall come upon you"?

I seriously considering following our Princess up to that Himalayan Monastery! She never came back, so maybe there is some sort of life up there?

RE: New Trends

Hha... that put an end to this thread, hey? You all gotta admit I got a good point in what I said !!!!!????

RE: what do you expect from your man ?

A FRIEND.......?

READING

At last... I have gotten around to reading what everybody else has read in their highschool years...

Great Expectations by Charles Dickens.... haleluja !!!!

RE: SANTA....................

Okay, so I'm a GRINCH! At least now I know there is a name for people like me.

I never used to be like this... I used to be "normal" and did the "right" things. I guess its becoming an Ancient, and getting bored with the whole scenario.... and now I just let the young 'uns get on with it. I mean hey, how many decades is one supposed to go on a yearly shopping spree buying up junk to clutter up other peoples lives? It took me simply ages to unclutter myself from all the sentimental stuff gathered thru the years from other people...and no-one wanted it either!!!!!

RE: christmas and new year

Yeah, me too. National Swiss Laundry Day .... loads and loads of it!

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Hey ! Excuse me.... the only place in the entire establishment that is CLEAN .. is the TOILETS. And I am the CLEANER LADY, Swiss trained, the best, the ultimate in cleaner of toilets. You can serve the food on the toilet lids its so clean. Its the rest of the place thats such a mess ! And I do not clean up pubs where you all been pucking, throwing your food around, doing concrete work, and mud wrestling, etc etc. But the toilets? They will pass the Health Inspectors Inspection any time !!!!! In fact, he is due this afternoon. So you all should do something about the rest of the establishment... huh?

RE: what is the most important in thing in a relationship

Oh heck what a helluva world we live in ! We all want LOVE, TRUST, LOYALTY, MONEY, HUMOUR, FIDELITY, ETC ETC..... AND what do we get? Well most of us seem to get the OPPOSITE !!! So maybe the secret is to say... " I am seeking someone whom I cannot trust, is disloyal, has no sense of humour, is unfaithful, is broke, unattractive, and has no dress sense, and no manners"... then maybe the opposite will come along?

Then .. also, when the s.... hits the fan one day, we wont be disappointed, cause we knew what we dealing with?!

WEDWARD IS MISSING....

Oh shame on you..... the man at least keeps this Forum Buzzing... even if he is controversial... at least he's always here, interfering, criticising, arguing, and changing threads !!!! at least we know he's alive, well, most of the time anyway... and now he's gone missing!

And also, its nice to have someone to hate... makes you feel alive, huh? I just love how you describe things !!!!!! LOL