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RE: writing etc

I love the accents one hears in the writings..... like Freeze, she sounds just so cute. Funoldie sounds SO formal. Wedy sounds like a distracted artist/chef who's lived too long in isolation. Beachcomber sounds like a beachboy. Cybahippy sounds like he lives in a treehouse on the outskirts of his town. Mostdesired sounds like SpongeBob having a bad day.
And I know I sound just so sensible and fully in control.

RE: Policing of th uropan Forum

RE: its quiz time

Ye Gads, I did'nt realise you were so spaced out you dont remember! You landed in the rainwater barrel that Cybahippy keeps by the drainpipe to catch water for filling the flush toilets (cheez, how many times have I got to keep repeating this story!!!... read ALL the Threads please) for his "Save the Planets Economy" thing that he is involved in. The wood splintered, and you were stuck in the steel rings that go round the barrel, and the fire-brigade had to come cut you out, and in the process they mangled your car keys, so you had to walk home naked, except you borrowed 5 towels from the bar's toilets to cover your nakedness (your shirt is still hanging on the roof rafters where it snagged after you tried to fly one of our brooms off the roof. Your trousers got cut up by the firemen and their cutters) ... Anyway, back to the story.... I now KNOW why you insisted on the towels.... you had a gig that night for lap dancing and needed 7 veils, and instead you got 5 towels. Serves you right for supporting the opposition pub down the road. Cyba says its okay for you to do your lapdance routine in the pub... so speak to Beachcomber about your gigs, okay? You have to give 50% of your earnings to the pub.

RE: Smile

Hi Riziwan... back again? huh! and still the happy soul spreading sunshine wherever you go. Its so nice to hear from you again..... you arrived back just in time... if you get my drift?

RE: heathly eating

Sure, its no secret... its called Chlorophyl... the green juice in plants. Thats why its more healthy to eat raw stuff than cooked.
Heating destroys half the vegetable, so you eat twice as much as you need. Overcooking or eating processed food is totally useless, to the body, it only fills the gut, and depletes energy. I wont bore you all any more, so thats enough for now.

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Hey..! You like lethal stuff? or what? You keep running it down, and mixing up the ingredients, thought you were dead against it!
Its fermented rice and vodka... wonderful stuff, you will never have flu again in your life!
I have other more powerful recipes, but they are sort of secret at the moment. When I move into my barn I will start brewing them.. then I shall send you some samples, but I dont know how to get them past the customs officials.

RE: lifestyle

We buying a house.... and my apartment is going to be the converted Barn! I can't wait.....Just got to insulate the roof, the walls (keeping all the old beams exposed), and lay a new floor (with heating) And my bedroom will be up in the loft (where they used to store the hay).... with a couple of new skylights it will also be my studio... where I dont have to be interupted by grandkids also wanting to paint! My bonus is.. a Front door AND a back door... with locks on them....ditto about the grandkids! I love them very much, but there are times when I can live without them!! And a patio on which to drink my morning coffee and have a smoke.
That is my decor plan for early in the new year.

RE: heathly eating

GREEN BLOOD is essential for the human body........ Do you know what that is?

RE: AUSTRIA

DOOR.... is gone up in SMOKE!

Beachcomber did it! The central heating was off cause he forgot to pay the bill.

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Oh I am so pleased that the Door has finally gone up in smoke! Now we can lay it to rest and never speak of it again, thank goodness.
Shame, Cybahippy thinks Funoldie nicked the rain barrel... havent you told him yet? Beachcomber used it to start the fire, it was smashed into "squaw wood" when Funoldie landed in it..... was only the steel bands around it that held him prisoner till the fire department came and sawed him loose. So Funoldie actually owes a complete NEW barrel, plus the 5 towels.

And yes, I have a suspicion that Funoldie is doing lap-dancing now. I heard him muttering about how is he going to remember he only has 5 veils to remove when it should have been 7! THAT must be why he wanted those towels, and I remember he did ask for 7 originally, and muttered like mad when I only gave him the 5. I should have been suspicious then... because since when is Funoldie coy about walking about naked anyway? Freeze... you should make him pay the house at least 50% of his earnings.... its the pubs towels he is using for his routine.

RE: help

Hey Wedy, First you explain the game to Freeze, then she can help you out!

Funoldie has more of a sense of humour now that he has shed his clothes!

Even our newest member is becoming quite lovable!

Wow, this promises to be a dawn of a new era!

RE: lifestyle

You think thats not so bad? Of course its not so bad... Its got underfloor heating! Its bright and beautiful, the sun shines in that window.... on my palm trees... when the sun shines!
Its private. Its soundproof. I can bang my Djembi drum. Or a Steel drum! Its wonderful. Its away from the maddening crowd of grandchildren. It also has its own private entrance for when I sneak in at 3 in the morning!!!!! Its also just down the passage from the bicycle room, and the garages..... In fact its "Near all the amenities" !!!

RE: lifestyle

Okay, so I will just admit it.... I live in a dungeon.... right next door to the nucleur bomb shelter, down the passage from the laundry.
The decor is..... well, sort of, pre medieval, although I have not yet had the hanging rings taken out of the wall, they very useful for hanging things on. Being below ground level does have advantages, like I never know when I wake up what the weather is doing. From my angle it just looks like daytime! Although, I am getting good at telling the direction of, or if, the wind is blowing.... there's a bunch of leaves hanging on a cobweb, outside the window, and when they are moving I know we got a Northerly blowing. But other than that.. the only other thing I can figure out is when the village street lights go out... so I know the time. They go out at 1am. Heaven help you if you caught outside trying to walk home at that time of the morning.... suddenly you are plunged into the depths of darkness and have to walk blindly, squinting to find the pavement.

RE: Different Cultures

I take it you wrote "tongue in cheek"?

Firstly... the Swiss are not warm and friendly to foreigners.. they are well mannered, polite, and mind their own business... hence the success of their businesses.

Secondly... Tourism is not important, per se, to Switzerland,. they merely cater for the tourist, to their usual high standard.

Thirdly... There exists no such thing as a "poor Swiss" person.

Fourthly.... Is there a reason why Malta should offer employment which only hinges on being "discrete bankers"? I would be interested to know how the Maltese tourist industry is connected to their banking services?

I hope this thread is continued.. and that Rusty Knight of Malta enlightens me as to his thought train here.


My concern about the whole world being Swiss was... That could be one way to control the World population!!!! (remember the crack about Heaven and Hell?)

RE: AUSTRIA

Okay, thats what I do best.

RE: its quiz time

Pointy hat has been delivered already, dont worry. But he wasnt playing poker.... he tried to hi-jack one of my covens broomsticks!
The whole story is somewhere here in the Threads. I think on "What is your castle's name", and also on Cyba's Bar thread.
So, he told you he was playing poker huh? He is embarassed about trying to fly a broom without a licence! and then falling bum first into Cyba's water barrel.... !

RE: sweet comfortable lie or hard honest truth?

Hey Master of the Universe.... you gonna scare Wedy with your corrections.... he has a faulty keyboard and always makes spelling mistakes, he just cannot help himself... you see he is an artist and uses his keyboard for his palette to mix his colours on, and then the paint dries and jams certain letters. We have offered to try and raise funds to buy him a new one, but are afraid of wasting public funds, cause he sure as nuts will just go and carry on mixing his paint on the new one too. So go easy on him, huh? Thanks.

RE: GUESS WHY !!!!

Well, put it this way..... he once was a cute little baby... and then he grew up!

RE: if you created a new web site what would it be about ?

My problem? How to reduce the weekly washload to nil ! That would give me an entire day free to do nothing.

RE: Hi Ladies and Gents

Nein, me neither.... thought I had limited access or something was missing from my pc Some realy strange goings on lately here huh?

Could be there is an opposition Mother Ship depositing these aliens here...... I did hear that there had been confusion out there.. and that this other starship from galaxy *£"oox^ thought earth was part of their territorial strategies.... I will get hold of them a.s.a.p. and request they remove their adventurers forthwith.

RE: GUESS WHY !!!!

He is a gentle, kind and considerate person... just shy, I guess?

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

PROFESSION....

Public Referal Of Future Energy Station Staying In Over Night.


next....


PSYCHOPATH

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Oh oh, I applied at the wrong site for this job. But its okay, Im a great believer in going with the flow.... so now I can just relax and get happily drunk and not have to worry about serving customers. Great.
This pub seems to be quite popular, the theme is getting carried over in other threads, and thats where I explained what happened to Cyba's rain-barrel where Cybahippy catches rainwater for filling the flush toilets, part of his "economise and save the planet" schemes... On the night me and my coven spent there Funoldie tried to make off with one of our brooms... and jump-started himself off the roof, lost his shirt when it snagged on a rafter sticking out, and landed bum first in the barrel, where the Fire-brigade had to come cut him out. Then he went off with 5 towels from the toilets, cause he also lost his trousers in the barrel cutting excercise to rescue him. Anyway, |I have reminded him that he now owes Cyba's a new rain barrel, and the 5 towels. Oh he also took a full bottle of Scotch to warm himself with cause he had to walk home.. his car keys were mangled by the chain saw.

RE: AUSTRIA

Ohhhh, can I run the bar? Please?
Or have you already got someone to run it? I can do it inbetween cleaning the place......!!!!!!

RE: what is wedwards' castle called?

"WEDWARDS HOME FOR WAYWARD WAIFS"...? Seeing as how he wants to provide shelter for the homeless?

or ... King Kanutes Kastle?

actually I liked that one he came up with himself... "Art de la something or other"....

RE: its quiz time

Wedwards Unique Door... is standing in the back yard at Cyba's Bar, awaiting railage to Austria.

Gosh, is that you? Funoldie... half-naked and all?! You gonna get into trouble dressing like that.... girl trouble!!

RE: How important is logic in a relationship?

Nay, my friend Freeze, Mostdesired and I have a wonderful relationship! He realy appreciates most things I say to him. I say "most" because whatever he does not understand, at least he gets thinking, and posts another thread, even if it is illogical. People like him are interesting.. because they question the questions.
And .. to quote a poet whose name I cannot remember at the moment.... "Beneath the skin, and behind the words, we are more alike than we are different".

So have a little patience with him... maybe one day we all become good friends?

RE: How important is logic in a relationship?

My pleasure, thank you..

RE: How important is logic in a relationship?

Dear Master of the Universe, Now YOU read slowly, preferably give up breathing altogether, and understand something here.... there is an art, ART, to being able to write with IRONY and SARCASM... and you do not have this ability. You are coming over as pathetic. I do not know what your mother-language is, but if you are attempting to write in English as a foster language, do not attempt Irony or Sarcasm, it is not possible without a full understanding of a language, because you have not the style to accomplish this. You are only making a fool of yourself.

So now I am "playing the ridicule" (?), have read your posting, expressed my opinion, and am now "giving all the fun back" to you...
and Yes, I am looking smart too.... whatever that is supposed to mean.

And seeing that you want to refer to me as "Sweetheart"... try reading some of "Bigbossboom"s postings.... there was a MAN (I am assuming you ARE a man?... or at least a sort of a man?) who could use that word as it is supposed to be used. I am afraid that you have not the ability to use that word either, so suggest you leave that out of your vituperative vocabulary at the moment, it is not appreciated. I have words \I would like to use as endearments to you too... but this is a decent Forum, so will refrain from it... for now anyway.

RE: what is wedwards' castle called?

Okay... So now we got to do 4 songs, is that okay Cybahippy?
No, its 6 I think? Wedy wants to do "Love changes Everything", "Hands and Faces" (I never heard that one, maybe he wants to solo on that one?) Then "Must Do The Washing" and "Must Do the Lunch"... never heard of any of them either! Guess he wants to do three solos?

Then we also got "I Drink Alone".. maybe I should solo on that one?

Cant remember the other one we were going to do.... but have got a real good new one, wrote it last night.... "JETFUEL BOOGIE"... with Wedy on the Drums, and me on the guitar... okay?