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RE: hi

Ah FUNOLDIE.... my newest fan! Is okay darl, you may address me directly.... no need to go thru 3rd person. I still maintain my ability to be able to read for myself.... just like I still retain the abilities of all my past ancestors, hence my vast store of knowledge. So anytime you feel confused about something, have no hesitation in posting your query and I shall do my utmost to get around to answering you and solving your problems. When is New Moon in Spain? Or Full Moon, that is even better time.

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

GOTCHA !!!! I is on time this time....


Smoky Makes Old Kids Young...................................huh!



now go back to my thread, kiddo.

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

Just thought of a better one.....


Takes Two Twits To Tango

Okay... take it awaaaaaay.......



UCTWX

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

Oh oh, you see what happens when you start getting personal here? These older guys should realy behave themselves, and then the quiz can continue peacefully.

To answer Gipsy, in an orderly fashion.....

Takes Two Twits Tango Time


Next .... UCTWX

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

YOU all said I'm smart, not me.... so I just going to invent one here..... is that okay?

Knock Out Dolly In Moments............................!!!!!!!! good hey?

Sorry Gipsy... have to pander to the male ego here... you understand huh?

RE: hi

:dancingHI EVERYONE. Its a beautiful day here in CH too. And today is National Swiss Laundry day in my house, so dont expect too much from me today.... I got to go down to the river and bash rocks around on my piles of laundry. But be of good cheer.... Wedward and Funoldie are already up and awake and appear to be in good humour. Oh yes, I also going to kneel down and pray to my ancestors that they remove that little piece of brain inside Wedys head where he stores all his Gnome knowledge. Unfortunately, I did not know at the time that I was awakening a beast.... it has apparently lain dormant for many years, and then I inadvertently go and post a thread about Gnomes, and now Wedy just cannot get Gnome things out his head. Sorry everyone. That was real stupid of me. To go and do something like that.

RE: its quiz time

and the next question is......

Whats the answer to Every Womans Dream of the Perfect Man?.......

Wedward and Funoldie.... go play in the park awhile, thanks. Cause you both KNOW who all the women going to vote for here, dont you?

RE: its quiz time

AND.... THE ANSWER IS.......



S M O K Y ! ! ! of course

RE: write and sing a song too the person below you

Oh, you sound so mature and well-balanced. You dont want to be 30 to day. Well now the day is over, night is drawing nigh, shadows of the evening steal accross the sky... and you know what? You no longer 30 today! Nah, ya now 30 and part of a day, yeah, ya made it. Ya older than 30 now. But the good news is..... maybe you dont make it to 31, thought about that huh? And maybe ya do make it..... and one day ya goin to be old like me... pushing double what ya pushing now.... yah, 60... scary huh?!

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

No, I just cannot let this go... KK! What the hell is "Seewtcherry left everything everywhere people"????!!!!!! These sentences are supposed to make sense..... and what sense does that make? Okay maybe you got a higher education here, maybe you know something I dont know.... but realy, REALY, come on..... what does your sentence SAY? Now you have to start all over again.... and now you are messing everything up... for everybody! You think we all got nothing better to do here, than read what you wrote, huh? When I saw your name, I got all excited to see what you wrote, and what did I find? Seewtcherry left everything everywhere PEOPLE"! I been trying to make sense of it, but I cant. And its going to worry me till you explain what it is you were trying to say.
So this entire Thread is on hold until KK explains what he wrote, okay? Thank you all for your generosity and understanding here, but we cant have these guys just doing their own wild thing here... who knows what they will get up to next. Kicking over dustbins in Malta or something.

RE: PETS!!!

Dressing pets in human clothing is absolutely ridiculous.... its pandering to ones personal frustrations of having had ones Barbies confiscated at too young an age. Animals have feelings, and get terribly embarassed at having to wear clothing. Also, by putting clothing on an animal it interferes with their natural thermal control of their bodies. Its like humans wearing a huge fur coat in all weather... when you eventually take it off, your body has re-adjusted its heat control, and now you feel cold without it.
Of course its all part of the "lets fleece the idiots" syndrome of getting rich out of some peoples ignorance and mis-guided love of their animals.
A healthy animal has enough fur, of good quality, to withstand the temperatures of the country its designed to live in. Hence Huskies in Alaska, and the hairless thing in Mexico....

Something else stupid I have noticed is this thing about cutting dogs long hair short in summer... like a "summer haircut". Think about it.... their long hair allows the hair to "float" in the slightest breeze, and pulls in cooler air to cool the body. Cut it off short.... and you got this blanket of fine hair, holding the heat against the body. I have witnessed a small dog in terrible heat distress after having his long wavy hair clipped close, for summer.

We supposed to be more intelligent than "animals"..... Geez, we are the dumbest things on this Earth!!!

RE: Define Love .. Amour ,, Amor .. Liebe.. Amore ,,

NOW..... THATS MY TYPE OF MAN.... CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!

He aint afraid of anyone!!!!!!!!!

RE: If you could meet some of the people from CS, whom would they be and why?

Thata isa whya Iya needa big boy likea yoooo....... I is just a country bumpkin livin in a Swiss Cow Town.... I get arrested everytime I go thru the German border post..... I knows nothin about EUs!
Now I dont get arrested anymore..... now Ise gotta thing called a Visa stuck in my third world passport.

RE: keeping fit

Ah Ha, I see I have found my Soul Brother. Thought I lost you Kommando, after the Hula Hula Beach Party when Bigboss brought in his sea-plane of refugees, and I arrived on the boat. Wow that was some party huh? But you getting confused now.... it was YOU who kicked over all the dustbins in Malta after only 2 glasses of wine.
Dont you remember when Bigboss left again to deliver his load of refugees to Wedward up in the Austrian Alps... he came home with this barrel of Gluwein that Wedy had made, and all those cakes, all made by Wedy himself... gosh that man can sure bake cakes huh?! So between Wedys barrel of Gluwein, Gipsy's home-brewed beer, and that stuff we concocted from the bags of rice and vodka we got donated, you passed out after trashing Malta after only the 2 glasses of wine you drank at that hut on the beach. Me, Gipsy and Bigboss, we had to sit and drink about 20ltrs of pure alcohol, then we went dancing till the sun came up. We thought we saw you doing some kick-boxing out on the beach at sunrise, but then realised you were doing Tai-Chi with an octopus.... you realy good at that excercise stuff hey!
When you climbed up on those pilings in the sea, and started doing your Flamingo One Leg Balance thing, we thought we'd never see you again after you did that slow arc-dive into the sea. You looked so professional about it, and none of us were in any condition to go see if you were okay, so we gave our full attention to where we thought you should surface, and eventually we were rewarded to see you rolling in with the waves. You looked pretty relaxed just lying there on the sand, with the waves gently washing over you, so we assumed you just having a rest.
Glad to see you so spry and full of pep again. But dont go accusing ME of going awol with dustbins... when it was you.... and only 2 glasses of wine, for goodness sake.

RE: Whats your favorite moment of the day?

I absolutely love the moments before the sun sets. A few years ago, I learnt that some ethnic groups believe the day ends when the sun sets.... so thats become my favourite time.
I like to sit outdoors and watch the sun vanish... and think about that day just finished..... and for me the new day starts at that time of darkness.

RE: If you could meet some of the people from CS, whom would they be and why?

WADA WADA WAY TO GO!!!!!
Now that would be realy realy something, huh? All of us weirdos meeting up.... in Malta!
Okay, here is my itinary so far.... I can only vacate CH next July for about 2 weeks. All depends on exactly when the parents of my grandchildren take their leave, to take over my childcare duties here. So I would go to Malta, and then to Dubai to visit my other son who lives there. Or to Dubai and then Malta.
How long you all planning on staying at Malta? 2 or 3 days? or longer?
What are hotel prices like there?
Visa problems? or should I say Visa availability?

So now Gipsy, looks like you gonna be a travel agent in your spare time.... Bigboss sounds like an organised guy, maybe he would help you find out some things for us?

Well, lets just see what transpires here... maybe its possible, and maybe its not.

RE: Never ending story of Dreamkeeper....

Aah Kostas, dear lad, you are a Wise Person. Like I am a Wise Woman.... I daily dish out this invaluable advice to all these people... and now and again along comes a precious gem like you.. and acknowledges my Profound Wisdom.

Lest I be accused of plagiarism... I do believe that song was sung by Harry Belafonte.

Here's another lekker song: I'm ugly as ugly as sin,
But Beautiful is Out
And Ugly is In.

We have lots of songs on this Forum... should anyone want to know how to improve their wine or beer, make the Marone nuts come out their shells, or make the nuts fall out of the Walnut trees.... just let Smoky know, whatever the problem, there is a song... and a dance,.. for it. Should you be stranded on a melting Ice-berg, I have even invented a song and dance for that too. Then there is the Refugee Boat song to sing while drifting along the ocean currents.

RE: christmas and new year

We going to have a Christmas with a difference this year.... We will do the usual Swiss thing on Christmas Eve, gifts to the children etc. And then Christmas day... We having a Birthday Party!
This year we found a friend, who in 44yrs has NEVER had a Birthday Party. He grew up in his parents hotel, and hotels are too busy over Christmas to have time for little brat's birthdays... plus Christmas babies dont get 2 gifts a year... only the one. So, we decided, just for a change, to have a hum-dinger,noisy, dancing, chocolate cake with candles, baloons, streamers, lots of gifts, BIRTHDAY party.

Then by the time New Year arrives, we can just loll around, drink beer, and make resolutions for 2007.

RE: A question for Maltese members...

THE ANSWER TO THE BIG PROBLEM HERE........

Only Driving Licence Photos allowed.... or Passport Photos.

Okay?.... Problem solved.

Except then I for one will never get any fan mail anymore! l

Just a photo, for goodness sake, whats the huge problemo? Most of us think our photos arent good enough and dont do us justice... but if you take a moment and look back in your albums, you may notice that what you thought was an ugly a few years ago, now actually looks quite good. So lose the vanity, and give an idea of what you look like. We a very understanding bunch here, and allow lots of leeway. Be brave. And reap the rewards.

Last year I enrolled on a date site, minus photo, and got hardly any notice taken of me. Now with a photo........... I got a HUGE following, lots of fun, virtual flowers most days, and even met a few people.. who dont seem too disappointed with the real life me.

RE: welcome to wedwards forum

Gnome more will you see the starlight in my eyes (sing that to La Paloma). Gnome more will we dance beneath the staaaaetaaaars!

Of course the Gnomes know I was rescued! They were the first ones Bigbossboom told when he left you after depositing your batch of refugees at your Alpine home there in Austria..... He told your Chief Gnome... you know the one? He's that one who lives in the forest near your house, and being modern Gnomes with modern Ghomes, they all have Gninternet, so word got out pretty quickly.

RE: What annoys you most about the forum threads?

GO FOR THIS WEDWARD...... ITS MORE LIKE YOU, AND SOUNDS CLASSY.

RE: Who do you think built Stonehenge?

Ah, sadly I must disappoint you Wedy, I was not there... but my ancestors were, and they passed down all their knowledge thru the family line, and so it just so happens that I do know ALL about Stonehenge, every last boring detail of it. You see, my ancestors owned that place, and we took our annual holidays there. What is left is merely the doorway lintels, and the inner circle is the central courtyard..... all that is left of our once fabulous holiday home. There used to be a central fountain in the courtyard, and thats where we took sundowners together. All the lintels that still stand, were the doorways to our other rooms. If you stand looking in the direction of the sunrise... that doorway led to the main lounge area. On the left of that was the kitchen. And then the others were just bedrooms, with a few bathrooms in-between. The roof was thatched.. so obviously there is no trace of that left anymore.
Somewhere in this thread someone mentioned Merlin having something to do with it..... Do not be ridiculous... Merlin had nothing whatsoever to do with Stonehenge. Merlin lived up North, in the Snow Mountains.... ever heard of the Ice Palace? Well that was his place. He never even spent a holiday with my family. In fact I have one of his decendents living with us here in CH right now...he is now in the form of a Cat, punishment that was rendered on him a few centuries ago when he said nasty things about the Gnomes, so now his descendants live in Gnome Country as a Cats.
Okay... any more questions any of you want to know the REAL answers to? No question too mundane or stupid.... I will reply to them all. Never feel embarassed, or inimidated by my vast store of knoweledge.... Realy, I dont mind at all. Its quite a pleasure to help you all in your quest for Truth.

RE: A question for Maltese members...

Kommando, WELCOME. AH HA another beautiful man from Malta.
Boy oh boy, am I looking forward to my next holiday p:

You got any brothers Kommando?.... cause you will be all hitched by the time I get there..... this darn Vietnamese boat is just drifting now.... the guys all passed out from drinking our home-brewed vodka and rice we made after they picked me up from my melted ice-floe. I just so glad we got all these georgeous Maltese MEN now on this site.... give these local yokel europeans some competition, light some fires under them, get them to catch a wake-up.

Anyway, if you not hitched by the time the tide brings us in there on your island..... when you see this little old vietnamese boat of refugees on your beach, feel free to come down and introduce yourself, Im the only female.. as all the women and children were already rescued by Bigbossboom in his seaplane during the week-end. We have one hell-of-a-beach-party then hey?!

RE: Moral Dilemmas.

Okay, now I have to be very practical here.... so I would totally ignore the 40,000 and the 200, for the simple reason that the earth is running out of food and water, and we need less humans... they just require too much sustenance, and they damage everything they touch. Not that the 40200 would make any more room for animals, but it would help a little bit. So I would go for the friend in the car.

RE: MIND THE WEDDING GAP????

Personally, I think it's time to change all the standard wedding vows. No-one takes any notice of them anyway! All the "until death do you part" is a load of b------t.... all it takes is a smart lawyer, and enough money to pay him....!

RE: What do you do when things go wrong?

Go to the Ladies.... and escape out the window.

RE: new start

NEW START. Yes, thats a good idea. Now that the moon is going thru one of "those" phases again, and I am beginning to feel abnormally normal... cant quite remember who I am supposed to be this week...... and everyone seems to be behaving themselves here, and Wedy has finished his latest painting, and Bigbossboom is back in control again, and this YammiYammi character is still hiding his light under his bushel, and Young Mama Gipsy is still doing her thing keeping all your chins up, and Trishin is looking absolutely fabulous in her new photo... And also, I see we got a new lady who is also intelligent sounding,well, looks like I can just go and catch up on some lost sleep. I had one hell-of-a-week-end this week-end, and have lost my sense of humour somewhere, and even though I been searching, just cant find it today. So kids, behave yourselves for today huh? and if you cant behave.... then at least have fun.

RE: welcome to wedwards forum

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.... & Wedward of course..... the main ou here, and all. Well, I had a super week-end, at last one with a difference. I went to a live classical (very classical!) concert..... WOW, what an effort to stay awake!!! The music was designed to put you to sleep! And you all know that I like realy wild, thumping rythmic stuff, after all, I do come from South Africa, and our music has got RYTHM WITH A CAPITAL R!!!!! But I guess maybe its time to start slowing down, and getting some culture at last?
The reason I battled to stay awake was we had a realy wild Dinner Party on Saturday night... to celebrate all sorts of stuff, a late birthday for someone, Haloween.... and somehow or other I ended up doing all the cooking, for 10 guests! and then we all only got to bed in the early morning sometime! ...... So my biggest fear at the Sunday concert was that I would just nod off, fall off the chair, start snoring, all those things that happen when one loses consciousness, and that would have been soooo embarassing... cause the music was realy quiet stuff, the sort of music that you dont even change your leg position cause it would make too much noise and upset the musicians. Well that was my week-end, and now life gets back to normal again... kids go back to school... and I can get back to the Forum.

RE: the person you admire most

Always good to set an example..... How many can we send to you?............................!!!!!!

RE: FOR LADIES!!!

Of course there are always exceptions to the rules.... Like now I know 3 men exceptions to that rule.... Bigbossboom, and my two sons, and from what I have been able to gather here, from everything he talks about... is that possibly Wedward could be a multi-tasker too....This must be a modern phenomenon, maybe caused by a lot of people being single parents? Guess humanity is changing its habits.

See? This is Evolution..... Men are becoming Multi-Taskerers... Gee, I'm realy sorry guys, for lumping you all together in one big useless heap, when all the time you were going thru an evolutionary growth. My sincere apologies for a realy thoughtless and cruel jibe. Its just that thru the centuries its become a habit... same as when you guys say us women never stop talking....?