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RE: Dancing .........

IF I could find "normal" dance classes near me, I would! Also BIG problem is at social classes.... there is ALWAYS a shortage of MALES! Lots of women like dancing.. . just not the men!

A problem for me here is I live in a Swiss "cow-town" (small village where they keep horses and cows in the middle of town). I did find a place here where the "Lindy Hop" was being taught..... but mostly women taking lessons.....shortage of voluntary male dancers!!!

Anyway, not a train-smash, I've had my best dancing days. And now and again I do manage to find a local to jump around with at the odd WineFest.... doing the local Folk-dance thing!

RE: all i want for chritmas is

Peace and quiet ... no Tsunami's, Earthquakes, Terrorism.

RE: What Men Want Single Women to Know?

THAT THEY (THE MAN) IS NOT MARRIED? Has a yacht? Is a Jet Pilot? Is just passing through town on way to collect his inheritance from a rich aunt?

RE: A NEW GAME !!!

Hi, I just popped in for this quiz.... okay, I been up all night about this, and finally have a contribution to make.....:

I have had enough OBLOQUY for one lifetime....

Once installed in office he earned near-universal obloquy by pushing though the biggest tax increase in the history of the State

Certain folk take advantage of anonymity to perform obloquy against others

--------oOo--------

the next word is .... SOCIOLOGIC

RE: where

Ive clicked on the beginning of this Thread.. because it seems to have degenerated into a slanging match. And now its just reminded me that I am getting a bit bored here... a few weeks ago this site was very uplifting and inspiring.. now I am getting tired at how personal and insulting some people can be, and I do not need that in my life. So I am going to just have a small break for a while, and come back again... and maybe its more positive then. Cheers.

RE: A NEW GAME !!!

obloquy?

What is that? I know oblique... but obloquy? Sorry, I dont possess an English dictionary... just the translation thing from German/English... no explanations. Would have so loved to join in, but I just too dumb. I think its the jet-fuel cocktails I drink.

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

FISHR?

Fantastic Island Streakers Heavy Rower

next.....

RHSIF

RE: WHAT'S YOUR RELATIONSHIP WEIGHT?

So sorry, but I am still here. You just stuck with me. Maybe I get deleted out the Forum one of these days... as a Christmas Gift to you all....

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

MALTA

Mama Africa's Little Take-Away


LTAMA.....

RE: Some religions try to control how people think and act.

Its not, I think, the Religion thats at fault here, But the people who invent the Religions. They the guys who end up with the plastic buckets of money.... from all the gullible people they conned out of their hard earned income.

New Age Beliefs? Thats an interesting one. I have heard that things like Herbalism, the belief in the powers of crystals, positive thinking, mental telepathy, etc are all classed as EVIL New Age Beliefs. And my reason for scoffing the instigators of this new way of looking at Age Old Beliefs... they scared people may just start thinking for themselves..... and the next payment on the Church Lear Jet will be a bit late, or non-existent, if too many people start having independent thought.

RE: WHAT'S YOUR RELATIONSHIP WEIGHT?

There is a song that says it all.....


YOU GOTTA MOVE IT MOVE IT !!!!!

If you dont move it.... it turns to fat!

Dont say you havent been warned.

RE: What annoys you most about the forum threads?

I dont understand what you saying here, Freeze. Are you saying it makes you mad when people express themselves how they want to. And what dont people respect?

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

KELBA

Kiss Every Little Baby Ape



A B L E K .......?

RE: 3 wishes

See? I just KNEW you were my Spiritual Daughter Freeze/Gipsy! Purple furry seat covers.... you know how nice that looks with Leopard print? Maybe if the car was in Leopard print? and then the purple seats, with Lime Green mock-grass floor mats? But not a Beetle... it looks too much like a Bug. We want something that when the guys pull up next to us at the Traffic Lights, then we sort of Rev-Rev, and give that challenging look, rev-rev, inch forward, and then when the lights change, put foot, and burn tyres, black smoke down the roads with scorch marks on the tar, and we GONE! outa-site before they even pulled off! They can eat our dust! Maybe something like a Maserati? I think thats how you spell it?
This afternoon Im going out to see who sells Maserati's, and if they can do a decent color scheme... maybe they able to do the Jungle look, and if so, I think I will then stick to the Leopard skin seats. When I come over to visit you one of these days I'll bring it with... just think of the fun we can have on that island of yours! Whats the speed limit over there? Do you have a lot of traffic control police?
And then.. girl... I gonna get us matching sets of Zebra stripe jump-suits for us to wear when we go sight-seeing, okay?

RE: Is intellectual compatibility matters?

Okay Riziwan, You got about a week to come up with a photo of yourself, okay? And only because you sound like a fellow with good manners, I am going to answer you.. the fact that you began with a polite "good morning".... counts a lot in life, politeness. Next is honesty... so .. a photo, okay? Doesnt matter if you think its not as good as the real you... its just to give us an idea of your general appearance.
The answer is YES, intellectual compatability does matter in a relationship. You dont want to be mated to someone who believes Wilbur Smith wrote South African History do you? Or someone who still believes in the Tooth Fairy? And then when you sitting with your intellectual buddies discussing the Speakings of Carl Gustav Jung, or Einsteins Theory of Relativity, she agrees and says "Howcome a Chinese named Jung has got a Russian name?" or "Howcome Einstein doesnt know about relatives?" and thats only 2 things. Unless of course you like the dilly little dolly-bird type of female that makes you look more intelligent cause she's just so dumb. Of course, there is the other point of view..... maybe your dilly little dolly-bird looks and acts dumb... but she holds a degree in Philosophy, or is a Professor of Something or Other, and just covers it all up, cause she doesnt have any hang-ups with intellectual compatability herself.... in which case, your problem is solved.

RE: Like to join your discusions

Dear Wilderneslass,

You will notice, the longer you are here, that whenever I have my words of wisdom posted.... there is a fellow member who always is a bit slow on the draw, and, like one of those tiny little yapping dogs, comes biting at my ankles. Just ignore him. He used to be our Great Leader, but he makes so many spelling mistakes, that we all have great difficulty reading what he writes. The reason is he is a Great Artist, living up in the Austrian Alps, and he uses his computer keyboard, despite our warnings, as his palette for mixing his paints on... and the keyboard is all gummed up with dry paint, so he cant make capital letters anymore, or put in any punctuation marks. So he has been demoted to Second In Charge General of the Forum. He has had to admit that I am more intelligent than he is. So anyway, now at least he has more time to devote to his artistic renderings, and leave the Leadership to Me. But he keeps interferring in discussions, objecting to this, and that, and most things. But we allow him his little idiosyncrasies, because if we dont, then we afraid he may just go a cut off one of his ears, or something even worse. So just have a little patience with him, okay? You will soon learn to love him, as we all do.

RE: IS THERE ANY QUALIFICATION TO BE A LOVER?

It is our honor to bestow our superior advice on you, dear Riziwan. Anytime you are in doubt, all you have to do is log on here, ask your questions, and they will be answered.. by our vast store of intelligensia who belong here.... and if, in the real world, you fail to find that special person.... well... you can always feel loved and needed and wanted, right here on the Forum, where you are one of our family. Just dont ever go away without first letting us know about your imminent departure... otherwise we will worry about you... like we are your mother, father, brothers and sisters. Okay?

RE: 3 wishes

Yo, Freeze.... Everytime I want to buy my Ferrari, they keep insisting it only comes in red! THATS why I want it in PINK! And I refuse to pay one cent more just for the color change!!
I also want Leopard skin seats..... and you should just hear what they got to say about THAT! You'd think I had asked for plastic or something..... I told them it must not be the animals original fur... Cause then its second hand, and I dont like second hand stuff, just that imitation fun-fur material. The way that salesman carried on, getting all red in the face and looking like he was going to fall over..... Geez, cant one get good service any more? Its not like I want to buy it on the never-never or something.... I got the cash, green-back, or whatever you call it..... I just want what I WANT. And I cant see what the big problem is about just making one of their stupid cars pink, and putting immitation Leopard skin on the seats? Realy, Italian men can be so DRAMATIC about small things. Seems if my name was Schumacher he may have considered my request, but just because Im an obscure woman... he keeps saying its impossible....He thinks Red, Yellow or Black is enough of a colour choice! Geez... I dont want to look like some huge BUG... Red, Yellow or Black, yugh! Now I looking at other suppliers. Do any of you know who else I could go to for a nice pink colored powerful sports car? With Leopard skin seats? And maybe that green grass looking stuff for floor-mats... that should look Kewl huh? I wouldnt even mind if the car could be painted with a sort of Jungle look with bright parrots and lots of foliage... sort of like a mural, what you all think? That would have looked realy nice on the Ferrari... except I not dealing with them anymore, not with that attitude they have.

RE: desert island

Ah ha, and after the moss has clung and caused you massive fungal infection and your toe-nails are falling out..... you going to have a bath with the few drops of water you gleaned from under your plastic sheet. ME, I just gonna go bathe in the SEA!

WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT SHOVEL ? ? ? ? ? ? HUH?

RE: Like to join your discusions

A Huge Big Welcome to You from Switzerland, and from me personally.
Welcome to our Huge Big Family of Weirdos and Normals... you will soon notice that I seem to be about the only Normal person here... and the wisest... Everyone relies on my vast store of knowledge. Sometimes they like to criticise me... and I allow them to do that, it is good for them to feel they are more superior than I. Being much much older than any of them... well most of them anyway...they bow down to me and my experience.
You come from a beautiful part of Canada, I think. Do you live in a log cabin up in the forests.. on the edge of one of those crystal clear lakes? Do you paddle around in a Canoe? Do you have problems with Bears? How and where do you buy your groceries? Are you a Trapper?
We look forward to learning all about you and where you come from. And thanks for joining CS, and for actually posting your photo! You will see that the non-photo thing is getting to be a big problem here.... we like to see with whom we are dealing.

RE: ARE YOU..................

Oh Sunshine.. thats sad. Yes that is a scary thing to think about.
To be alone and sick with no one to care.
Thats why its important to nurture those around us, family, friends, even strangers..... and then what comes around goes around... you will never be given more to bear than you can handle. Somehow that seems to be a law of the Universe. We manage somehow.
There is a Biblical saying... "The fear of man lays a snare for his feet"... meaning what you fear will come upon you. So have no fear. Banish the fear. Have faith. Faith Hope Charity... those are the important things in life. The Charity is Love.... love those with whom you come into contact with, and the love will be returned to you.
I know this sounds bland.... but you gotta practice to keep a happy positive mind-set.
Someone wise I used to know, said we got to practice how we want to be when we are old.... our habits and ways become more pronounced, and if we want to be loved and cherished, we got to practice being loving and cherising to others.

RE: imagine

Then I can at long last have my Donkey!

And a little cart for him to pull, wherein to carry me, and anything else we want to transport.

Life would slow down, for sure. A trip to town will be a two week journey, stopping along the way, to rest, eat, visit.

THAT would be heaven on earth.

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

HONEY

Honey On New Egg Yolks

next...

BCDEF

RE: why a name

Oh and lest I forget her.... the cats name was FACE.. cause she had a divided face.. one half black and one half ginger.

RE: why a name

Think about it, huh? How is a pet named.... We sit and watch it, and name it according to its behaviour. Or for some distinguishing mark it has.... Like Spot, Rags, Jumpy, Bully.

I had a slinky little Jack Russel female.. and her name was Scampi (a large prawn).

Then there was a Leroy, the Rotweiler, cause he was big and black and came from down south. (south of where we lived)

Then there was the Rhodesian Ridgeback called Rastus... after a cowboy song..... "Rastus Eustace Justice Brown
What you going to do
When the sun goes down?"
Because Leroy stole all the blankets from his bed at night, and sat and growled over them, so Rastus had to sleep in a bare bed.

Thats how WE named our pets.
The Goldfish was "Ogle".... .......

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

Sorry Gipsy, I read wrong.... but still, while Im here... What are you doing out the Nunnery? We heard you gone to join Princess in the Himalayas to also do a degree.... What you aiming to do with your degree, huh?

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

Princess!!!!! What you doing out the Nunnery? This one is difficult.


Very Wise Zimbabwean Quits Job .................ah ha! but I am good. Huh!


J Q Z W V

RE: desert island

Okaz, I change that to Magnifying Glass... to make fire.

What you want to take a plastic sheet for? You make roof cover with palm fronds.
Cat gut? Palm tree provide fibre for fishing.
Knife? Sharpen rock..like primitive man. Coffee more important.
Shovel?...........? You want to dig a toilet? You the only person there! What you realy want to do with the shovel? Dig a hole to live in?

RE: meeting for all in austria january 07

yahrs... Await the throwing of all rocks, bones,crystals, etc... before big decision is made....... I expect visitation of Sages and All Wise People very soon..... will keep you informed of their decisions.....

RE: Would the planet be a better place if......

What we need to get rid of is..... MONEY. That will make all the Politicians go to another planet, and the Industrialists will follow them. Then we can all just run around naked, eat fruit from the trees, and play in the sand and mud, and swim in the rivers and lakes and seas.

Of course you will all have to move down South to where its warm, cause you wont have any clothes or heating for the Northern climates.... and you will all have to walk there. A sort of reverse migration of what the ancestors did a few thousand years ago. Because there are no more wild animals here for killing for their skins to make clothes, or to eat, and the growing seasons are too short to sustain life.

Some new sort of animal life should emerge... that will occupy the empty shopping malls, and buildings like Aldi and Ikea. And then one day in a few millenium we can all come back and start again with the mass killings, and someone will begin a factory, and someone will invent money, and someone else will be the arbitrator to make sure the factory owner pays taxes, to pay for the new government, who pays for the new settlements, and schools to educate the children, so the children can go out into the world and earn money, cause the animals are all dead... again.... and then someone will decide to get rid of money... again....