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Methinks our Resident Artist is spending tooooo much time in the kitchen... and not enough time behind/in front (whichever side it is he stands... like sitting on the fence) his easel!!! Wedward, remember.... you GOTTA GET PAINTING!!
and stop all that eating.... or is that a realy old photo of yourself? when you used to be thin and looking like Clint Eastwood?
Ah Wedward, you love to hate me huh? And I`m sure I would hate you to love me..... But you know what? I already am a Witch... thats one of the reasons one of my husbands divorced me! He just could not handle the feathers I wore, or the feathers hanging on the farm gate, or the feathers on my talking-stick, or the mirrors to deflect the negative energy, or the conversations me and all the dogs and chickens would have, not to mention visitations from the vervet monkey population who brought their pellet-gun wounded relatives to die slowly hanging in the branches of the high trees on the farm, or their orphans after their mothers had been killed by people who refused to share the fruit on their trees, and the mixtures I concocted that cured things that doctors would amputate. So my friend, be assured of this... I am fully qualified to fly my broom. Its the angel thing that scares me... never ever try and hang that one on me.... I just go thru this life as best as I can, I make horific mistakes, sometimes I do things that only in hindsight can see how selfish I was, sometimes its too late to make amends even, and I console myself with the thought that "Only God is Perfect".... I have done some, what I think, are good things. Sometimes they turn around and bite me in the butt. And sometimes they were the right things. And you know what else? We can all never get into any trouble at all.... if we did nothing.
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No Way! Thats all a rumour.. just all huge lies, President Bush would not be acting so cool and sounding so normal if Korea was realy testing nuclear weapons. No, havent you heard? All that is banned now, totally banned, Mr Bush said so. At least I think it was him who said so... looked like him, and his mouth was moving, and my political-speak interpreter said that was what he was saying. But then I been having problems with my political-speak interpreter... her Yashmac keeps getting in the way and sometimes I can hardly hear what she is saying. I dont have much time to watch TV news because I been doing a lot of entertaining lately, what with winning the Lotto, cruising the med, ferrying all my polital friends over from the middle-east... a few of them even look like that guy Mr Bush keeps trying to persue because of all the oil-wells he owns, in fact the entire country he owns that sits on all the oil. But then they all look like each others brothers, and it gets annoying when right in the middle of our parties at night, this huge submarine comes alongside my yacht and they all go off, leaving us to entertain this band I hired... I think they called the Rolling Stones or something, they just all SO old, its gross. Youd think with all this money, my secretary could have at least hired a younger looking band.
Oh Trish, I think we heading that way.... the world will one day be ruled by women.... The Matriarchal Society... and then all men will be subjected to us.... We can keep as many of them as we like. The downside is that we will have to send them out to work, so we can be kept in the style to which we are accustomed. And then all these men will probably expect us to make breakfast for them before they go out to work, pack their lunch-boxes (we wont allow them to fraternise in company canteens... they might get up to hanky-panky) and then we probably got to cook the dinner for all five or ten or twenty of them... and clean up after them, and do their laundry.
YEAH, and he belong to Smoky right now! But I dont mind sharing him, he is just too nice to keep isolated. So now and again I let him out his cage, and let him play in the Forum here, while I put clean hay and all that stuff he needs to keep happy.
This isnt my own... but I like it!
Wedward Uses Painful Pronouns Secretly..... Gipsy is my spiritual daughter.... ! YES Life makes me smile and be happy too. It is just so absolutely un-predictable! And when the un-predictable happens.... just go with the flow. Sooner or later the flow stops. Its like spending money.... sooner or later it runs out, and then you can relax again, cause now making up your mind about all the things you want to buy just cease to be a problem anymore, cause you cant buy them without money..... Now you got time to sit in the sun and watch the people walk by, or the birds flying overhead, or the ants in the grass, or whatever blows your hair back.
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Well.... when I won that 20,000,000euro lotto, I created a place for all lonely single people to meet.... and so I think you should all be just so grateful to me for all the good I am doing for you all. While I sit here on my yacht in the Med, bored to tears, cause my heli is taking sooooo long to get here with the fresh champagne, the lobsters are drying out, the ice-carving on the table is melting, my masseur has burnt his hands putting out 1200 candles from last nights party, the guests are complaining because the chef can only do breakfast for 20 at a time, and the champagne is late. Thank you all for your co-operation.
Oh thanks Darl... You are actually a very sweet nice and sensitive person. But I like "Wedwards Forum"... every time something pisses us off, we can just go straight to your forum and vent our spleen on you. I am too much of a coward to put myself in the limelight.... So that makes you a very brave person.
Nah Wedward, you getting confused with Politicians I think!
Okay okay, stop the bickering... and lets get on with the subject here....
Yeah, like its going to do me any good.. hearing YOU won the lotto! I`m going to win the Lotto, and I`m not telling anybody
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GNOMES
No, just the ordinary little Swiss style garden gnomes, they all got pointy hats.
Sunamaralive.... you one clever lady, you just not stupid enough for this one!
Sweetcherry.... you just too innocent for this one.
Wedward..... you getting close, boy.
Wonder what Bigbossboom would guess? Bet he knows this one!