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RE: The "First"word that comes to mind

chicks

Damaged Goods, Would you date them?

just like picking up the pieces of a glass and glueing them back together.
What happens if the glass is still half empty?

RE: The "First"word that comes to mind

licking

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....

heard the Kiwi's were evaquating NZ and thought he'd move over there to balance the ledger.

Smokers vs non smokers

So you're saying fat people who become skinny people aren't happy?
I believe skinny people have less deppression than fat people.
BTW, I can use the term fat as I was 118kg 6 months ago.
I'm 86kg atm and still losing weight all due to the Liver Cleansing Diet, too easy to follow.
Anyone who is after the daily regime I have followed, I'm only to happy to let you in on the secret as I had tried to lose weight before to no avail, but you need to know what your current food and diet is doing to your insides 1st like your liver and these things are so vital for your existence.
If you tax them like I was, issues like deppression and colesterol, Type II diabetes, heart and breathing issues will occur.
Why do people go to health food shops?
Surely not to be healthy?
Why do people exercise?
...

RE: Col Fuller

Sounds like the prank calls Bart used to make on that bar keeper.

Do You Wanna Funk

Which of the above was your fave and I'll remember to add it.

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....

Can't wait til gets here

Damaged Goods, Would you date them?

there are only so many bags you can carry with two arms

Damaged Goods, Would you date them?

So 2 guys and 2 gals wouldn't date damaged goods.
There must be some people out there who are not damaged yet.
Wonder where they are?

Smokers vs non smokers

Deppression can be caused by being fat and by the diet you eat not giving you the essential vitamins and chemicals necessary to function at your mental best.

Smokers vs non smokers

For will power, you need a reason to form your will power.
This forum if anything has offered advice from ex adicts, advice from stats and advice from people who can't break their adiction.
It's a bit like fat people, they don't want to be fat, so why do they eat cake and chips?
Will power to say I want to be skinny, I'm giving up my carbohydrate adiction to soft drinks, beer and starchs.
I'm doing what the veggetarians have known for years and eating more veggies and less carbs. More water and less dairy.
Same if you want to give up smoking, you need the reasons why.

Cancer
Less lung capacity leads to less oxygen for your brain leads to less brain function.
Your prospective non smoking dates are turned off knowing you're a smoker
Your clothes wreek and disscolour
They're bloody expensive and send you broke
I could go on but these are all the reasons other ex adicts mention why they got the will power to give them up.
Putting the price up to $1 a cancer stick will be the biggest incentive to give them up.

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....

Gets into the spelling bee with 2 words

RE: Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....

wears a tracksuit just to get hot and sweaty

RE: Pocket money for kids?

No, none of it at you or single mums, a bit of my own experience and generalizing goes a long way to stir up the pot and get some emotions flowing and some interesting comments.
Too boring otherwise.

RE: Normal women...

It is normal if you live in....
But if you live in ... then you best wear a long sleave shirt so as to fit in or you'll be outed from the set.
Maybe if you wore your boxers above your pants, the young girls will start chasing after you?

RE: Even broken hearts need a smile - Happy Valentines

Better not, I don't handle rejection very well.

RE: Pocket money for kids?

different horses for different courses

RE: Pocket money for kids?

If you're a man, you do whatever it takes or go without

RE: Even broken hearts need a smile - Happy Valentines

So if I picked you to be my valentine, I would save a motza

RE: Are you superstitious?

If I worried about karma, I probably wouldn't have a black eye at the moment and wouldn't have posted half the stuff I do, lol.

RE: Pocket money for kids?

I've never said no to it, don't think any man would.
You take what you get when you get it and be glad about it with a glow on your dial the next day.

RE: Even broken hearts need a smile - Happy Valentines

Everyone goes on about commercializm, how unromantic your lives are, affraid to spend a buck or two just to make a point.
Become Jehovas Witnesses and you can take Xmas and Easter off your kids too, who cares that your parents gave you fantasy worlds and dreamy little things to look forward to every year, why should your kids experience the fun commercil times you experienced when their age?
People seem to get too grumpy and higgldy piggldy as they age.
Bring your inner child out and have fun why don't you?

What's a few choccies, perfume, roses or night out going to cost you once a year?

geezdoh

RE: Pocket money for kids?

Hey, women use bribery all the time, no you know what if you don't do your chores, etc, etc...
With kids, if 1 thing doesn't work try another thing.
Kids are very observant and know how to copy their parents so wondering why kids don't read when parents don't, or why they won't eat their veggies when mum and dad take them to maccas regulary means we like the taste of the take out better than your veggies.

RE: Normal women...

There are songs that mention Amercican Women.
How would you describe an Australian woman.

Damaged Goods, Would you date them?

I'm sure many people still have butterflies when they are in the presence of the ex, it's knowing you can't have your ex anymore as someone else does now that hurts.

RE: Normal women...

Sounds like the Mark Jacko Jackson song "I'm An Individual"

RE: Sunday a lazy day.

And then having the wind come howling in like it Does in Windy Welly.

RE: Normal women...

there are generic norms in our own geographic areas.
ie: it's normal to barrack for Collingwood, drive a V8 with a tail fin, wear sheepskin footwear, tight fitting jeans, addorn yourself in tatts and peircings and say F with every 2nd word, that's normal in some areas.
It's also normal to drive BMW's, wear suits, dine in fancy restaurants and talk like you have a carrot up your preverbial in some areas.
Walking around with bare feat, in a cheese cloth milking goats, tending veggies and picking black berries and nuts is also norm in some areas. could be a lot of fun too, lol.

Damaged Goods, Would you date them?

Very true, it's a question only very few can answer yes I can move on to especially when there is history, kids and chemistry playing with your senses.

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