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RE: bible 'bashers'

yeah planet vegemite, what's the matter, too wet to work out at the Daly grounds?

RE: bible 'bashers'

So who here runs their life around the planets?

RE: Pet People

I think he has to remember to turn his electric blanket off. It may render him off rather than his buildings when it rains like it is today.

RE: bible 'bashers'

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Ongoing Exes

They tried handcuffing me for my 21st, didn't let 'em as I went balistic

RE: Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again again

The hunky, spunky, funky, junkies are here to rock your world ladettes.

RE: Ongoing Exes

I start kicking whenever a pillow is held to my head

RE: bible 'bashers'

I do need a bit of naughty stuff

RE: bible 'bashers'

didn't know you did bats whips n' chains

RE: bible 'bashers'

What did your last victim die of?

RE: bible 'bashers'

What we all need, a new partner with a new bible to bash you with

RE: Pet People

That's what happens when you let them neer cars - flat cat

RE: Ongoing Exes

Must be why they call it puppy love, lots of licking

My quality partner locater seems to be broken

Where to get it fixed is the question?

RE: Ongoing Exes

What we want and what we need are two different things. Bit like we need food to eat but want desert.

Portland home to Faithe

I think it's cheaper to get the whole collection over from the UK atm seeing the AU$ is over $1.10 than it is to buy blank DVD's.
It would be good to go to NZ atm for a holiday too seeing AU$1 gets you NZ$1.40.

Personal hygiene

Sounds like 1 hot chick you have there

RE: hey any ford lovers out there?

Just make sure you have a decent muffler fitted and you should be right

Personal hygiene

I have 3 magies who come around most mornings.
It's usually the youngest one who starts calling, it's a great sound to wake up to.

RE: Ongoing Exes

I think some women want a plug somewhere else.

RE: hey any ford lovers out there?

I can't date a woman with an expensive car loan and no income to afford the repayments.
Better off with an ol' falcan or dunnie door you own outright.
People spend so many $$$'s on cars when they depreciate so quickly.

RE: Ongoing Exes

It's where you comply with your ex's wishes and pash your ex on a big cushion

Portland home to Faithe

And it's no nanny as yet, just a kid.

Portland home to Faithe

award winning goats with good pedigrees and temperments

Portland home to Faithe

Portland is located on the far south-west coast of Victoria, mid-way between Port Fairy and the small town of Nelson which is adjacent to the state border with South Australia.

Portland was the site of Victoria's first permanent settlement back in 1834, with the town quickly prospering due to fishing, pastoral and agricultural industries. Portland is the only deep-water sea port between Adelaide and Melbourne, making it a major centre for sea transport of goods and produce from the surrounding areas. A large sheltered harbour provides calm waters for a marina, wharves and shipping berths. One of Portland's major industries is the Alcoa aluminium smelter which commenced operations in 1986.

Portland is also known for it's goats. laugh

Personal hygiene

That would be a woman I'm guessing?
========)+8 = man (I) -8 = woman

Personal hygiene

A clean disease free woman would be good.

RE: Pet People

especially a cats mouth, you can smell what they had for breakfast

RE: Pet People

How much does a dog or cat cost to keep per annum pet?

RE: Wonthaggi Home to Billy and Normal again

Joe Cocker - Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong?

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